Coworker quotes

[EuroCat]

Mocat, I work about 15 miles outside of Tulsa. It wasn't trolling.

Broken arrow?

[Skipper44]

Mocat, I work about 15 miles outside of Tulsa. It wasn't trolling.

Broken arrow?

I doubt it, Broken arrow is so 90s, Owasso is the new hawtness

[OK_Cat]

owasso is a piece of crap

[Rage Against the McKee]

Sand Springs?

[michigancat]

Currently going on a huge rant about how no one will buy electric cars, especially from Tesla.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2013/08/07/tesla-stock/2627739/

[Brock Landers]

I can't believe Bill Shnyder let him (Daniel Sams) talk to the reporters, he sounded like an idiot

 

Coworkers (and people who aren't coworkers) who mispronounce Snyder are the worst.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I can't believe Bill Shnyder let him (Daniel Sams) talk to the reporters, he sounded like an idiot

 

Coworkers (and people who aren't coworkers) who mispronounce Snyder are the worst.

Yes, there were multiple aspects of her statement that made me want to hit her

[TheHamburglar]

Mocat, I work about 15 miles outside of Tulsa. It wasn't trolling.

Broken arrow?

I doubt it, Broken arrow is so 90s, Owasso is the new hawtness

  (live in Owasso, don't work there)

[michigancat]

We are heading for a society that is more extreme than the novel 1984.

[michigancat]

^I'm pretty sure the quote was about the decision to allow transgenders to use whichever bathroom they wanted. Now talking about UN one world government.

[puniraptor]

^I'm pretty sure the quote was about the decision to allow transgenders to use whichever bathroom they wanted. Now talking about UN one world government.

transgenders probably won't drench the toilet seat and surrouding 3 ft radius with urine like bio-men. sounds like a utopia.

[michigancat]

^I'm pretty sure the quote was about the decision to allow transgenders to use whichever bathroom they wanted. Now talking about UN one world government.

transgenders probably won't drench the toilet seat and surrouding 3 ft radius with urine like bio-men. sounds like a utopia.

I was wrong, it was actually about this: http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/nike-pulls-line-inspired-samoan-tattoos-174300917.html

[Brock Landers]

^I'm pretty sure the quote was about the decision to allow transgenders to use whichever bathroom they wanted. Now talking about UN one world government.

transgenders probably won't drench the toilet seat and surrouding 3 ft radius with urine like bio-men. sounds like a utopia.

I was wrong, it was actually about this: http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/nike-pulls-line-inspired-samoan-tattoos-174300917.html

That clothing line should have been pulled not because of cultural insensitivity, but because they're hideously ugly.

[puniraptor]

sounds like your coworker is a communist who doesnt think a great american corporation should be able to choose what products to sell or not for whatever reason they want in our free market economy

[michigancat]

We didn't carry out 9-11, we just funded it and knew it was happening.

Except we shot down the plane in Pennsylvania, but we couldn't tell people that, obviously.

A lot of people will remember Syria as the start of world war 3

[michigancat]

There were a lot of non-slave states that seceded, because they didn't like the control of the federal government.

[EuroCat]

There were a lot of non-slave states that seceded, because they didn't like the control of the federal government.

It seems like there's a disturbingly large contingent that is supportive of what the confederacy stood for since they "fought for state's rights"

[mocat]

We didn't carry out 9-11, we just funded it and knew it was happening.

Except we shot down the plane in Pennsylvania, but we couldn't tell people that, obviously.

A lot of people will remember Syria as the start of world war 3

good to know there will be a lot of us still around after WW3 

[TheHamburglar]

Coworker having the confederate flag themed wedding sent out an email to the entire facility inviting everyone to her confederate flag themed wedding.  At the top of the email was a giant confederate flag.  At the bottom was a picture of her and her fiancee, him in Larry The Cable Guy, sleeveless type shirt with it unbuttoned down to his stomach and a confederate flag hat. 

[wetwillie]

Coworker having the confederate flag themed wedding sent out an email to the entire facility inviting everyone to her confederate flag themed wedding.  At the top of the email was a giant confederate flag.  At the bottom was a picture of her and her fiancee, him in Larry The Cable Guy, sleeveless type shirt with it unbuttoned down to his stomach and a confederate flag hat. 

Did she ask supervisors to please post for employees without computer access?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Coworker having the confederate flag themed wedding sent out an email to the entire facility inviting everyone to her confederate flag themed wedding.  At the top of the email was a giant confederate flag.  At the bottom was a picture of her and her fiancee, him in Larry The Cable Guy, sleeveless type shirt with it unbuttoned down to his stomach and a confederate flag hat.

Do you work with Paula Deen?

[ben ji]

There were a lot of non-slave states that seceded, because they didn't like the control of the federal government.

It seems like there's a disturbingly large contingent that is supportive of what the confederacy stood for since they "fought for state's rights"

Yes, I'm all for state's rights but they seceded because they wanted to own other people.

['taterblast]

Hello All!

 Not sure why this is a problem but in almost all of the collaboration areas with the blue boards the markers I ordered are now missing. The neon markers are more expensive or I would have ordered them for everyone b/c they are super cool and fun. I will not order more for now so you guys will just have to miss out on the fun neon boards because someone stole your cool markers to hoard them for themselves (selfish). We are all adults. Silently return the markers and there will be no serious punishment.

[Brock Landers]

Hello All!

 Not sure why this is a problem but in almost all of the collaboration areas with the blue boards the markers I ordered are now missing. The neon markers are more expensive or I would have ordered them for everyone b/c they are super cool and fun. I will not order more for now so you guys will just have to miss out on the fun neon boards because someone stole your cool markers to hoard them for themselves (selfish). We are all adults. Silently return the markers and there will be no serious punishment.

I think one or more of your coworkers is a marker sniffer, or a huffer as the kids are calling them now.

[CNS]

No serious punishment.  Seems to kinda leave the door open there...