Coworker quotes

[michigancat]

Men who like cats more than dogs like their women the same way: pretty with no brains.

did a girl or guy say that?

Indiana is my bald male coworker from Indiana. He followed this up with "scientists have determined dogs are smarter than chimpanzees".

['taterblast]

sounds like a treasure

[mocat]

dogs are book smart but not street smart

['taterblast]

dogs are book smart but not street smart

i would argue the opposite

[mocat]

dogs can understand human language very well, but also dogs can be tricked into looking completely stupid by some street tough house cat

['taterblast]

when i think of a dog i think of the lovable dumbass, who knows how to hang out with bros and make friends, but you're not sure if he knows how to read.

[star seed 7]

when i think of a dog i think of the lovable dumbass, who knows how to hang out with bros and make friends, but you're not sure if he knows how to read.

Totally my dog!

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

my dog can roll over, play dead, bark on command and grab the newspaper... but also licks her butt and eats her own vomit. shes definitely book smart.

[Asteriskhead]

Last night the little jewish girl who works for me was singing/rapping along to 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P." as she was working, I wasn't too concerned as her work area is isolated from customers and other employees. However, she thought the lyrics were "motherfucking V.I.P.". I asked her what song she was singing and she replied with, "50 Cent's P.I.M.P". I then turned around and walked away.

[nicname]

when i think of a dog i think of the lovable dumbass, who knows how to hang out with bros and make friends, but you're not sure if he knows how to read.

 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Last night the little jewish girl who works for me was singing/rapping along to 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P." as she was working, I wasn't too concerned as her work area is isolated from customers and other employees. However, she thought the lyrics were "motherfucking V.I.P.". I asked her what song she was singing and she replied with, "50 Cent's P.I.M.P". I then turned around and walked away.

She probably just had the clean version that Walmart sells.

[Tobias]

hindsight's 20 percent

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Last night the little jewish girl who works for me was singing/rapping along to 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P." as she was working, I wasn't too concerned as her work area is isolated from customers and other employees. However, she thought the lyrics were "motherfucking V.I.P.". I asked her what song she was singing and she replied with, "50 Cent's P.I.M.P". I then turned around and walked away.

Adorbs. I'd like to meet her and take her on a date. (If she's into non-jews)

[mocat]

"New York City is the last place I would ever want to visit. Maybe I'd want to see the statue of liberty, but that's it."

[michigancat]

Listening to a pretty good "Lincoln was a tyrant" rant. Apparently California wanted to join the confederacy because Lincoln was a tyrant but they were afraid to because of Union control of Fort Point.

Also, apparently John Wilkes Booth ate dinner with Lincoln's cabinet the night before the assassination because everyone had to flip a coin over who would kill Lincoln the next day.

[michigancat]

Tourism in Australia has plummeted since they made guns illegal, because the crime rate skyrocketed

[Dugout DickStone]

whoa, you've got a good one there.

[Asteriskhead]

Yesterday (corn dog day), an employee of mine ate 8 corn dogs before work with a route 44 sweet tea. After work he went back to sonic and got six more with a large milkshake. He's a large person and a chain smoker who says his blood pressure is normal.

Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

[The Big Train]

Yesterday (corn dog day), an employee of mine ate 8 corn dogs before work with a route 44 sweet tea. After work he went back to sonic and got six more with a large milkshake. He's a large person and a chain smoker who says his blood pressure is normal.

Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

Incredible 

['taterblast]

Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

stud/boss

[star seed 7]

Truck with liscense plate PULMYFGR (or something like that). Figured it was a warehouse guy, nope, it's the top salesman 

[Asteriskhead]

Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

stud/boss

He goes to the liquor store every night after work to pick up his girlfriend, a st. pauli girl tallboy, for the drive home. "I'm gonna go pick up my girlfriend. See ya tomorrow, Metalhead."

[Dugout DickStone]

Truck with liscense plate PULMYFGR (or something like that). Figured it was a warehouse guy, nope, it's the top salesman 

stud

[CNS]

Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

stud/boss

He goes to the liquor store every night after work to pick up his girlfriend, a st. pauli girl tallboy, for the drive home. "I'm gonna go pick up my girlfriend. See ya tomorrow, Metalhead."

This guy is a pretty good example for the drinking problem thread.  I mean, he limits himself to liquor only on Fridays it sounds like.  Good for him and his self control.

['taterblast]

Also, since it is Friday, one of the full time guys will yell "It's liquor night" after he has punched out and heads for the door this evening.

stud/boss

He goes to the liquor store every night after work to pick up his girlfriend, a st. pauli girl tallboy, for the drive home. "I'm gonna go pick up my girlfriend. See ya tomorrow, Metalhead."

This guy is a pretty good example for the drinking problem thread.  I mean, he limits himself to liquor only on Fridays it sounds like.  Good for him and his self control.

it's like i always say, if you're gonna be a moderate alcoholic and drink st. pauli girl tallboys, own the crap out of it