That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in

[chum1]

Subject line of group email sent this morning:

Can someone send me a link to the Q drive

[Pete]

Got invited to go to an evangelical rock concert at a church by my client the other day.    I declined, without offering an excuse.

[hemmy]

Subject line of group email sent this morning:

Can someone send me a link to the Q drive

[Kat Kid]

Mine is expiring on that date.

Thanks,

Subject: ID Badges

If your badge expired on 9/15/2012 please let me know and I will have payroll will extend your expiration date in the computer until they can print you a new one.

Thank you!

[hemmy]

Mine is expiring on that date.

Thanks,

Subject: ID Badges

If your badge expired on 9/15/2012 please let me know and I will have payroll will extend your expiration date in the computer until they can print you a new one.

Thank you!

Those moments are so awkward.

[CNS]

Want to go to a conceal carry class in a couple weekends?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Mine is expiring on that date.

Thanks,

Subject: ID Badges

If your badge expired on 9/15/2012 please let me know and I will have payroll will extend your expiration date in the computer until they can print you a new one.

Thank you!

Those moments are so awkward.

I love it when people reply to all. Makes for some occasional  moments.

[WillieWatanabe]

Mine is expiring on that date.

Thanks,

Subject: ID Badges

If your badge expired on 9/15/2012 please let me know and I will have payroll will extend your expiration date in the computer until they can print you a new one.

Thank you!

the SE email group is just the worst, iyam.

[Mr Bread]

Got invited to go to an evangelical rock concert at a church by my client the other day.    I declined, without offering an excuse.

What in the world are they doing trying to bring a hooker to something like that? On account of "client" and sometimes prostitutes like to get fancy and say they have clients.  Your john, Pete.  Your john wanted you to go to church. 

[felix rex]

If I knew where Rusty worked, I'd pay one of his colleagues to send him gifs where "LSU just fuckingkilled it again" and ask him if wants hit up that Dane Cook show in town. And everytime Rusty didn't laugh or agree to go, he'd say "whoa, easy there, princess. We'll wait for a week when you're not on the rag."

[asava]

First job right out of college, about 1 month in.

Small company about 30 people, company was run by a brother and sister after their parents retired, they were doign their best to run it into the ground.

This company had about 4 degenerate grandchildren on staff who had either failed out of KU or went to JCCC. One day one of them offers to sell me his flatscreen for $300. He had just wrecked his car and gotten a DUI about a month ago so he was hurting for cash.

I agree and he says great, give me a ride home(no license) after work and you can grab it.

On the drive to his parents house he asks me stop by the liquor store, I agree. He walks out with 4 forties in a paper bag...

We start driving again and I hear him setting up a drug deal on the phone, i decline to stop by his dealers house.

When we get to his parents house he says "Alright lets do this quick, I dont want my mom(co-owner of company) pulling up while your walking out with the TV, they might get pissed if they know I sold the TV, they just bought it for me last year for $800"

On a plus side I did meet fellow goEMAW poster catsdo while working there.

did you get the tv?

[Stevesie60]

i feel like every other episode of breaking bad is good and the other half is boring.

[Kat Kid]

i feel like every other episode of breaking bad is good and the other half is boring.

Are you sure this is the right thread?

[Stevesie60]

i feel like every other episode of breaking bad is good and the other half is boring.

Are you sure this is the right thread?

I didn't feel like I fit in in the other one.

[Kat Kid]

i feel like every other episode of breaking bad is good and the other half is boring.

Are you sure this is the right thread?

I didn't feel like I fit in in the other one.

Please see your user agreement and our policy on hijacking threads.  thank you.

[ben ji]

First job right out of college, about 1 month in.

Small company about 30 people, company was run by a brother and sister after their parents retired, they were doign their best to run it into the ground.

This company had about 4 degenerate grandchildren on staff who had either failed out of KU or went to JCCC. One day one of them offers to sell me his flatscreen for $300. He had just wrecked his car and gotten a DUI about a month ago so he was hurting for cash.

I agree and he says great, give me a ride home(no license) after work and you can grab it.

On the drive to his parents house he asks me stop by the liquor store, I agree. He walks out with 4 forties in a paper bag...

We start driving again and I hear him setting up a drug deal on the phone, i decline to stop by his dealers house.

When we get to his parents house he says "Alright lets do this quick, I dont want my mom(co-owner of company) pulling up while your walking out with the TV, they might get pissed if they know I sold the TV, they just bought it for me last year for $800"

On a plus side I did meet fellow goEMAW poster catsdo while working there.

did you get the tv?

Yes, but was very nervous that his mom might come home while I was putting it in my car...Still have it.

Also his younger brother was playing a video game on it when we arrived. The degenerate brother just walked up, turned off the console and started unplugging all the wires.

[michigancat]

If I knew where Rusty worked, I'd pay one of his colleagues to send him gifs where "LSU just fuckingkilled it again" and ask him if wants hit up that Dane Cook show in town. And everytime Rusty didn't laugh or agree to go, he'd say "whoa, easy there, princess. We'll wait for a week when you're not on the rag."

I would actually enjoy this, tremendously. I think I've mentioned my coworker from Indiana who is just full of ridiculous quips all day. I've actually been toying with the idea of a twitter account, but that would be kind of mean. Examples:

Webster's dictionary is a third grade slangbook

China is more free than the United States

The Mayans predicted the internet

Italian food and German cars, not the other way around.

Apple is the most corrupt company in the world

He's the one that doesn't fit in where I work (I fit in almost perfectly), but whatever. He's a treat.

[michigancat]

San Francisco is the only place in the world where pedestrians think they can walk into a crosswalk and just expect cars to stop.

[puniraptor]

My workplace is full of ODB rednecks. I have always known. There was no moment.

[Rage Against the McKee]

San Francisco is the only place in the world where pedestrians think they can walk into a crosswalk and just expect cars to stop.

This guy would fit in very well in Kansas.

[8manpick]

San Francisco is the only place in the world where pedestrians think they can walk into a crosswalk and just expect cars to stop.

True for MHK only substitute street for crosswalk.

[kitten_mittons]

"Who here needs overtime to get caught up on their work?"

(Everyone but k_m raises their hands)

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[felix rex]

Yes. Rusty's guy sounds fantastic. You just need a good handle.

[mocat]

@SF_boner