Author Topic: Hey Tasty Greek guy  (Read 7906 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline 0.42

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7746
  • pasghetti
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2012, 01:44:44 PM »
!!!!STATS NERD ALERT!!!!

We've clearly kept our coverage teams vanilla the first two weeks in anticipation of our date in Manhattan.

Leave it to McCarney to come up with a stroke of genius like that.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Green P!

  • Mean Green'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 61
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2012, 01:57:36 PM »
Trying to BLIND me with sadness?
CAW CAW MUTHAF#$%#$@

Offline Brock Landers

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7241
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2012, 01:59:12 PM »
!!!!STATS NERD ALERT!!!!

We've clearly kept our coverage teams vanilla the first two weeks in anticipation of our date in Manhattan.


Sorry, you simply can't out-scheme the Scheme Doctor.  He already realized this while watching some of your game film at 4 am a couple of days ago.

Offline OK_Cat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16224
  • Hey
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2012, 01:59:43 PM »
holy crap, did not know about the being blind in the right eye thing.

i bet we scheme the crap out of his right side all game long

Offline bakerman

  • Big Salt Spokesperson
  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1698
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2012, 02:41:31 PM »
Green P! is fantastic. I hope he's not a sock and that he sticks around.

Offline AbeFroman

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8330
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2012, 02:43:19 PM »


I didn't even mention that we average 36 yards per return.

I predict an average of 55 yards per return

Offline Winters

  • The King of Real Zeal
  • Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *********
  • Posts: 16208
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2012, 03:10:02 PM »
I like Green P too.
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.

Offline Green P!

  • Mean Green'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 61
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2012, 04:03:08 PM »
CAW CAW MUTHAF#$%#$@

Offline bakerman

  • Big Salt Spokesperson
  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1698
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2012, 04:35:52 PM »
 :D

Offline Mr Bread

  • We Gave You Bruce
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 7867
  • I've distressing news.
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2012, 04:54:47 PM »
holy crap, did not know about the being blind in the right eye thing.

i bet we scheme the crap out of his right side all game long

It's not just blind, but so scary looking that he has to cover it up.  :ohno:  Plus he stroked out on the left side, so pretty sure the Scheme Doctor can have his way with either side he wants.  One side can't see and is terrifying to look upon and the other side is all sluggish with stroke.  :thumbs:
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

Offline MadCat

  • TIME's Person Of The Year - 2006
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13890
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2012, 04:58:17 PM »
I'm starting to feel some sympathy for that guy.  I hope he gets enough Grey Goose.

Offline TheTastyGreek

  • Mean Green'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 116
    • View Profile
    • http://www.gomeangreen.com
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2012, 05:20:47 PM »
what do you think about your matchup with the wildcats this weekend

This is definitely one of the top 3 _SU games we've had so far this season. L and T are in the books, K this week, with an ASU still ahead. It's a very exciting football season for fans of the alphabet, for sure.

I know you guys are probably feeling pretty confident just because you managed to beat our interim coach in 2010, our 197th-trimester abortion of a coach in 2008, and our other other coach (that I still like, but most of our fan base hates) back in 2005.

But it's a new era, wildcats. We've got Dan McCarney now. If you think back to all his Big 12 championships from the Iowa State days, I think you'll agree that we should pretty much own this game. Some people might downgrade our chances just because, between the stroke and the eye situation, McCarney is medically falling apart so fast he may as well have kicked the lid off the Ark of the Covenant.

Nonsense. I'm so confident in this matchup, I skipped the trip this year. Unlike those other games in Manhattan, this team doesn't need my eyewitness support to take care of business.

In other analysis... I worked a project that allowed me to meet Snyder, Arthur Brown, Collin Klein, and this year's football version of Willie Wildcat. I mention that for two reasons: One, so you'll all realize how awesome I am, and that even in my half-assed interest, I'm a much better connected Wildcat follower than any of you and most of your big money donors. And two, so that I can say with some credibility that they were all solid people and they represented you well. Snyder was a little crotchety, but that's understandable given that he's possibly the last surviving veteran of World War 1. And, to his credit, he was very generous in offering us all rock candy and Werther's Originals.

Offline Winters

  • The King of Real Zeal
  • Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *********
  • Posts: 16208
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2012, 05:24:53 PM »
what do you think about your matchup with the wildcats this weekend

This is definitely one of the top 3 _SU games we've had so far this season. L and T are in the books, K this week, with an ASU still ahead. It's a very exciting football season for fans of the alphabet, for sure.

I know you guys are probably feeling pretty confident just because you managed to beat our interim coach in 2010, our 197th-trimester abortion of a coach in 2008, and our other other coach (that I still like, but most of our fan base hates) back in 2005.

But it's a new era, wildcats. We've got Dan McCarney now. If you think back to all his Big 12 championships from the Iowa State days, I think you'll agree that we should pretty much own this game. Some people might downgrade our chances just because, between the stroke and the eye situation, McCarney is medically falling apart so fast he may as well have kicked the lid off the Ark of the Covenant.

Nonsense. I'm so confident in this matchup, I skipped the trip this year. Unlike those other games in Manhattan, this team doesn't need my eyewitness support to take care of business.

In other analysis... I worked a project that allowed me to meet Snyder, Arthur Brown, Collin Klein, and this year's football version of Willie Wildcat. I mention that for two reasons: One, so you'll all realize how awesome I am, and that even in my half-assed interest, I'm a much better connected Wildcat follower than any of you and most of your big money donors. And two, so that I can say with some credibility that they were all solid people and they represented you well. Snyder was a little crotchety, but that's understandable given that he's possibly the last surviving veteran of World War 1. And, to his credit, he was very generous in offering us all rock candy and Werther's Originals.
They never won the North.  :dubious:
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.

Offline ChiComCat

  • Chawbacon
  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 18069
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2012, 05:25:51 PM »
what do you think about your matchup with the wildcats this weekend

This is definitely one of the top 3 _SU games we've had so far this season. L and T are in the books, K this week, with an ASU still ahead. It's a very exciting football season for fans of the alphabet, for sure.

I know you guys are probably feeling pretty confident just because you managed to beat our interim coach in 2010, our 197th-trimester abortion of a coach in 2008, and our other other coach (that I still like, but most of our fan base hates) back in 2005.

But it's a new era, wildcats. We've got Dan McCarney now. If you think back to all his Big 12 championships from the Iowa State days, I think you'll agree that we should pretty much own this game. Some people might downgrade our chances just because, between the stroke and the eye situation, McCarney is medically falling apart so fast he may as well have kicked the lid off the Ark of the Covenant.

Nonsense. I'm so confident in this matchup, I skipped the trip this year. Unlike those other games in Manhattan, this team doesn't need my eyewitness support to take care of business.

In other analysis... I worked a project that allowed me to meet Snyder, Arthur Brown, Collin Klein, and this year's football version of Willie Wildcat. I mention that for two reasons: One, so you'll all realize how awesome I am, and that even in my half-assed interest, I'm a much better connected Wildcat follower than any of you and most of your big money donors. And two, so that I can say with some credibility that they were all solid people and they represented you well. Snyder was a little crotchety, but that's understandable given that he's possibly the last surviving veteran of World War 1. And, to his credit, he was very generous in offering us all rock candy and Werther's Originals.

Always wondered if he went with werther's or off brand.  Good to know he's not cheap

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 88576
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2012, 05:26:20 PM »
Tasty Greek is great

Offline Winters

  • The King of Real Zeal
  • Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *********
  • Posts: 16208
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2012, 05:26:48 PM »
what do you think about your matchup with the wildcats this weekend

This is definitely one of the top 3 _SU games we've had so far this season. L and T are in the books, K this week, with an ASU still ahead. It's a very exciting football season for fans of the alphabet, for sure.

I know you guys are probably feeling pretty confident just because you managed to beat our interim coach in 2010, our 197th-trimester abortion of a coach in 2008, and our other other coach (that I still like, but most of our fan base hates) back in 2005.

But it's a new era, wildcats. We've got Dan McCarney now. If you think back to all his Big 12 championships from the Iowa State days, I think you'll agree that we should pretty much own this game. Some people might downgrade our chances just because, between the stroke and the eye situation, McCarney is medically falling apart so fast he may as well have kicked the lid off the Ark of the Covenant.

Nonsense. I'm so confident in this matchup, I skipped the trip this year. Unlike those other games in Manhattan, this team doesn't need my eyewitness support to take care of business.

In other analysis... I worked a project that allowed me to meet Snyder, Arthur Brown, Collin Klein, and this year's football version of Willie Wildcat. I mention that for two reasons: One, so you'll all realize how awesome I am, and that even in my half-assed interest, I'm a much better connected Wildcat follower than any of you and most of your big money donors. And two, so that I can say with some credibility that they were all solid people and they represented you well. Snyder was a little crotchety, but that's understandable given that he's possibly the last surviving veteran of World War 1. And, to his credit, he was very generous in offering us all rock candy and Werther's Originals.
They never won the North.  :dubious:
You should own this game though.
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.

Offline TheTastyGreek

  • Mean Green'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 116
    • View Profile
    • http://www.gomeangreen.com
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2012, 05:28:30 PM »
Always wondered if he went with werther's or off brand.  Good to know he's not cheap

Classy guy, for sure. Definitely not as thrifty as other people who lost their jobs in the Great Depression.

When he pulled coins from behind people's ears... They were quarters, not nickels.

Offline felix rex

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8967
  • Knows what Brent did
    • View Profile
Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2012, 05:30:22 PM »
Always wondered if he went with werther's or off brand.  Good to know he's not cheap

Classy guy, for sure. Definitely not as thrifty as other people who lost their jobs in the Great Depression.

When he pulled coins from behind people's ears... They were quarters, not nickels.

Very nice
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

Offline TheTastyGreek

  • Mean Green'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 116
    • View Profile
    • http://www.gomeangreen.com
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2012, 05:31:03 PM »
They never won the North.  :dubious:
You should own this game though.

You should definitely check again, Winters. I don't think we'd have hired him or thrown half a million a year at him if he didn't have at least 5 or 6 outright championships.

I'm a busy man, but I'm sure if you check the record books, you'll see he had the Big 12 on lockdown for the better part of a decade.

Offline Winters

  • The King of Real Zeal
  • Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *********
  • Posts: 16208
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2012, 05:32:45 PM »
They never won the North.  :dubious:
You should own this game though.

You should definitely check again, Winters. I don't think we'd have hired him or thrown half a million a year at him if he didn't have at least 5 or 6 outright championships.

I'm a busy man, but I'm sure if you check the record books, you'll see he had the Big 12 on lockdown for the better part of a decade.
I goof'd on that one. Was thinking of chizik for some reason.
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.

Offline Green P!

  • Mean Green'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 61
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2012, 05:49:45 PM »
I goof'd on that one. Was thinking of chizik for some reason.
Don't let Mac hear you downgrading his past accomplishments... he's never been afraid to hit a bitch.
CAW CAW MUTHAF#$%#$@

Offline ew2x4

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3918
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2012, 05:51:29 PM »
What do you guys think of the Kstate Mask guy?

Offline Green P!

  • Mean Green'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 61
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2012, 06:25:32 PM »
What do you guys think of the Kstate Mask guy?
Only seen the stuffed animal video.  I guess he's Midwest funny?
CAW CAW MUTHAF#$%#$@

Offline TheTastyGreek

  • Mean Green'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 116
    • View Profile
    • http://www.gomeangreen.com
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2012, 07:19:41 PM »
What do you guys think of the Kstate Mask guy?

I probably would have laughed at it when I was younger... Now it's just sort of sad and depressing.

But, if Kirstie Alley thinks going viral might jump start her career again, I wish her the best of luck.

Offline Winters

  • The King of Real Zeal
  • Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *********
  • Posts: 16208
    • View Profile
Re: Hey Tasty Greek guy
« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2012, 07:31:18 PM »
What do you guys think of the Kstate Mask guy?
Only seen the stuffed animal video.  I guess he's Midwest funny?
No!
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.