You wanted me? Now you got me!

[Mr Bread]

Seems about right...

God damn it is he incredibly fat.  Just look at the gut on that fat rough rider.  I can't say it enough how there is no rough ridin' way he can see his own dick without a mirror.  Talk about pubic areas that are a train wreck.  Well mostly that's just me, but I bet it looks like a pig's ass down there only dirtier and more ugly. 

Mr. Bread, considering your vivid imagination I am sorry to do this to you:  Do you think it impedes his piss stream?  Maybe there is a market for a FUPA bra.

I'm betting he has to piss a lot like pregnant ladies when they're all "Ope, baby's layin' on my bladder again, lol."  Except the mask is all "Ope, my fat's pressin' on my bladder again, lol." 

I'm also positive he does the little kid piss move where he drops his drawers to the floor and pulls his shirt up to about nipple height holding it up there with both hands and then stands there and free pisses.  Try not to picture him doing it. 

[SdK]

MRI of an obese person





I was doing clinicals once and saw one of these scans. It is effing ridiculous. You can see where everything that matters is and all that fat that surrounds it.

 

[Sandstone Outcropping]

#purplenuggets.

 

[Winters]

#purplenuggets.

 

Did not watch, but thanks for putting the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) hashtag, I bet it was a new mask video wasn't it?

[Winters]

You want to know something ironic? I was the first person to ever comment on any of his videos, lol.

[puniraptor]

Good premise on this one, but extremely boring.

[slobber]

Good premise on this one, but extremely boring.

and way too long.

[Mr Bread]

ITK: pretty much the script every one of his alleged forcible rapes have followed. 

[puniraptor]

Good premise on this one, but extremely boring.

and way too long.

I stopped about halfway through, I assume he caught the chicken and called it a mommie?

[slobber]

Good premise on this one, but extremely boring.

and way too long.

I stopped about halfway through, I assume he caught the chicken and called it a mommie?

I can't even explain it. It was pretty stupid. Probably the worst one, but I fully agree with your first thought, "This was a great premise."

Also, he bagged on all of you in the AGR video. EVERY ONE OF YOU!

[Frankenklein]

    When I kind of start feeling bad for hating on the mask,after all I suppose he is a KSU fan,I watch one of his videos and that rough ridin' ELECTRICAL TAPE just rough ridin' pisses me off

[bakerman]

notes so you don't have to watch it:

was decent with the natgeo intro
Mask started his stammering and not funny jokes(seriously, can this guy take a public speaking class or something?)
PETA should nail his ass with torturing the chicken. Those feathers were all up in it's eyes and you could tell it was really bothering/hurting the chicken.

[slobber]

You want to know something ironic? I was the first person to ever comment on any of his videos, lol.

Winters, how did you not turn out like the AGRs and the rest of the student body who seem to love him. Are you in a house? KSM does guest appearances. Make it happen. Don't beat his ass in the house, because that would get your house in trouble with National. Just expose him (not remove the mask expose, but the other kind of expose). (Not take his clothes off, but the other the other kind of expose.)

[Gooch]

I'd like to point out that K-State Mask and Gooch have the exact same tattoo. Like, the EXACT same. Now that I think about it, he kind of has Gooch's voice. You guys, I wouldn't be surprised if Gooch put on a fat suit and filmed these videos to troll goEMAW. If that's the case though (and I'm pretty confident right now that it is) he is not in charge of the twitter account. Gooch is not a bigot, and is so far from a bigot he couldn't even make a bigot joke.

What the eff. I'm off the board for a couple of days and you go with this crap?

[MadCat]

You want to know something ironic? I was the first person to ever comment on any of his videos, lol.

Winters, how did you not turn out like the AGRs and the rest of the student body who seem to love him. Are you in a house? KSM does guest appearances. Make it happen. Don't beat his ass in the house, because that would get your house in trouble with National. Just expose him (not remove the mask expose, but the other kind of expose). (Not take his clothes off, but the other the other kind of expose.)

Exposure to the elements? 

[bakerman]

I'd like to point out that K-State Mask and Gooch have the exact same tattoo. Like, the EXACT same. Now that I think about it, he kind of has Gooch's voice. You guys, I wouldn't be surprised if Gooch put on a fat suit and filmed these videos to troll goEMAW. If that's the case though (and I'm pretty confident right now that it is) he is not in charge of the twitter account. Gooch is not a bigot, and is so far from a bigot he couldn't even make a bigot joke.

What the eff. I'm off the board for a couple of days and you go with this crap?

LEARFIELD! 

[Stevesie60]

I'd like to point out that K-State Mask and Gooch have the exact same tattoo. Like, the EXACT same. Now that I think about it, he kind of has Gooch's voice. You guys, I wouldn't be surprised if Gooch put on a fat suit and filmed these videos to troll goEMAW. If that's the case though (and I'm pretty confident right now that it is) he is not in charge of the twitter account. Gooch is not a bigot, and is so far from a bigot he couldn't even make a bigot joke.

What the eff. I'm off the board for a couple of days and you go with this crap?

Interesting. You're off the board for a couple of days at The Mask releases 3 videos all back to back in those couple of days. Very interesting....

[Gooch]

I'd like to point out that K-State Mask and Gooch have the exact same tattoo. Like, the EXACT same. Now that I think about it, he kind of has Gooch's voice. You guys, I wouldn't be surprised if Gooch put on a fat suit and filmed these videos to troll goEMAW. If that's the case though (and I'm pretty confident right now that it is) he is not in charge of the twitter account. Gooch is not a bigot, and is so far from a bigot he couldn't even make a bigot joke.

What the eff. I'm off the board for a couple of days and you go with this crap?

Interesting. You're off the board for a couple of days at The Mask releases 3 videos all back to back in those couple of days. Very interesting....

Pffft you really think a fat suit and some makeup could make my Adonis like physic and gorgeous features look like the freak?

[Dr Rick Daris]

I'd like to point out that K-State Mask and Gooch have the exact same tattoo. Like, the EXACT same. Now that I think about it, he kind of has Gooch's voice. You guys, I wouldn't be surprised if Gooch put on a fat suit and filmed these videos to troll goEMAW. If that's the case though (and I'm pretty confident right now that it is) he is not in charge of the twitter account. Gooch is not a bigot, and is so far from a bigot he couldn't even make a bigot joke.

What the eff. I'm off the board for a couple of days and you go with this crap?

Interesting. You're off the board for a couple of days at The Mask releases 3 videos all back to back in those couple of days. Very interesting....

it's not interesting at all. i knew gooch was the mask guy two weeks ago. snooze.

[p1k3]

I can't believe the mask thread is at 35 pages

 

[Dugout DickStone]

You want to know something ironic? I was the first person to ever comment on any of his videos, lol.

Winters, how did you not turn out like the AGRs and the rest of the student body who seem to love him. Are you in a house? KSM does guest appearances. Make it happen. Don't beat his ass in the house, because that would get your house in trouble with National. Just expose him (not remove the mask expose, but the other kind of expose). (Not take his clothes off, but the other the other kind of expose.)

AGR not a real frat.

[chum1]

Frats have not received their share of blame here.  rough ridin' lemmings.

[Institutional Control]

You want to know something ironic? I was the first person to ever comment on any of his videos, lol.

Winters, how did you not turn out like the AGRs and the rest of the student body who seem to love him. Are you in a house? KSM does guest appearances. Make it happen. Don't beat his ass in the house, because that would get your house in trouble with National. Just expose him (not remove the mask expose, but the other kind of expose). (Not take his clothes off, but the other the other kind of expose.)

AGR not a real frat.

Hey now.

[EMAWmeister]

Tremaine Thompson loves chicken? Oh, cool.  A black joke.  bad person.

[DQ12]

FWIW, Mask referenced goEMAW in that AGR talk.  Around the seven minute mark.