Author Topic: TCU Rocketman (Read 5971 times)

Stevesie60 · « **on:** September 10, 2012, 05:55:28 PM »

Absolutely insane.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2012, 05:57:51 PM »

squaks think he's coming to Lawrence next weekend. That seems odd....to let your opponent bring something like that.

AppleJack · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:00:04 PM »

It would have been neat if he flew down to the field and handed over the ball and then "psych!" pulled it back and then flew off into the sunset and then they couldn't play because that was the only ball.

Winters · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:00:18 PM »

Lets trade kstatemask for him!

wetwillie · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:00:33 PM »

Oh man I hope they try that when we are down there and the dudes pack fails.

Pete · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:04:17 PM »

I had no idea that they had a rocket man. None.

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:05:31 PM »

They should play him at RB. Unstoppable.

Pittcat · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:06:24 PM »

Pffft. I saw three things in that video. A douchey guy with an air powered non-rocket pack. LOTS of empty seats. And only one crane.

Pete · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:06:34 PM »

Would be loads of false starts, I bet.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:27:30 PM »

That's just silly - what does a rocket man have to do with horned frogs?

ChiComCat · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:28:58 PM »

I believe the technical term is "Rocketeer"

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2012, 07:02:15 PM »

I can't wait until our pregame skit against TCU next season where Willy chases down Rocket Man and tackles him out of the sky.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2012, 07:06:49 PM »

Respect.

Rams · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2012, 07:14:18 PM »

That takes balls. Big huge Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) balls.

DQ12 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2012, 07:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on September 10, 2012, 05:57:51 PM

squaks think he's coming to Lawrence next weekend. That seems odd....to let your opponent bring something like that.

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And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch downs brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Emphasis added

Big Sam · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2012, 07:31:52 PM »

Sorry, but TCU whiffed on that one. Without Shatner out at midfield giving the performance of his life, that was nuthin'.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2012, 07:36:10 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 10, 2012, 07:29:54 PM

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on September 10, 2012, 05:57:51 PM
squaks think he's coming to Lawrence next weekend. That seems odd....to let your opponent bring something like that.
Quote
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch downs brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Emphasis added

What an incredible reference.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2012, 07:47:41 PM »

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Lets trade kstatemask for him!

I thought I was alone in finding him annoying. Fritz and the dumbass host of "The Drive" spent five minutes last night going on about how "hilarious" and "hysterical" he was.

There's half a dozen posters here that could do better without adopting a Larry the Cable Guy accent.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2012, 07:49:01 PM »

Problem for rocketman at Lawrence is clearing the Olympic track to make midfield. Prolly crash and burn in the end zone.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #19 on:** September 10, 2012, 08:18:02 PM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on September 10, 2012, 07:49:01 PM

Problem for rocketman at Lawrence is clearing the Olympic track to make midfield. Prolly crash and burn in the end zone.

Sheer trauma of flying over that poor, trash-strewn dump of a stadium full of white trash hicks. But at least someone can fly into Lawrence, amirite?

Gooch · « **Reply #20 on:** September 10, 2012, 08:19:00 PM »

Quote from: deputy dawg on September 10, 2012, 08:18:02 PM

Quote from: EMAWzified on September 10, 2012, 07:49:01 PM
Problem for rocketman at Lawrence is clearing the Olympic track to make midfield. Prolly crash and burn in the end zone.

Sheer trauma of flying over that poor, trash-strewn dump of a stadium full of white trash hicks. But at least someone can fly into Lawrence, amirite?

Judges ruling?

HeinBallz · « **Reply #21 on:** September 10, 2012, 08:21:58 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on September 10, 2012, 08:19:00 PM

Sheer trauma of flying over that poor, trash-strewn dump of a stadium full of white trash hicks. But at least someone can fly into Lawrence, amirite?

Judges ruling?

[/quote]

enjoyed this. excellent delivery.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2012, 09:12:20 PM »

Quote from: Pittcat on September 10, 2012, 06:06:24 PM

LOTS of empty seats.

nice to see that with a stadium expansion and a new conference they still aren't drawing dick

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2012, 09:15:25 PM »

THEY'RE FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!

_33 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2012, 09:27:06 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on September 10, 2012, 09:15:25 PM

THEY'RE FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!

Yeah, I had no idea that technology even existed. I think maybe the video was photoshopped or something.