True story: When we sold our farm, Johnny Dare was really interested in buying it, came out to look at it several times. As nice a person as you'll ever meet. What endeared Johnny Dare to me was that every time he came out to look at the property, he would make sure my 5yo son was coming with us, and made a point of talking to him. He did slip with language occasionally--one time when we walked up a series of hills in the pasture and he got winded, Dare said he "didn't smoke enough f*cking cigarettes".