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'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« on: September 06, 2012, 12:48:46 PM »
1.  Get a "push".  By this I mean, our defensive players that play with their hands on the ground, need to push up field, through the blockers, and touch the quarterback.  Maybe even push him over on occasion.

2.  Play fast.  Miami has fast players, so if we don't play fast also, there fastness will run past us, score touchdowns, etc., and make it hard for emaw to win this game.


I hope you enjoyed my 2 keys to victory.  Be purple, be State, go emaw.


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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 12:53:16 PM »
Dicks in the DIRT!  
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 01:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on September 06, 2012, 12:53:16 PM
Dicks in the DIRT!  
Dicks in the TURF.  FYP  :blush:
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 01:51:38 PM »
TOUCH THE QUARTERBACK!!!
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'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 01:53:48 PM »
I would like to see baby Lockett return every kickoff.  I don't care if he has field it from the ramp or the grain science sign, bring those mother fuckers out.
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 02:15:51 PM »
WIN BY WINNING
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2012, 02:25:29 PM »
Quote from: Pete on September 06, 2012, 01:53:48 PM
I would like to see baby Lockett return every kickoff.  I don't care if he has field it from the ramp or the grain science sign, bring those mother fuckers out.

Reverse kickoff, Baby Lockett to Tremaine!  :love:
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2012, 02:28:35 PM »
I will try and have postgame grades up early next week  :D
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2012, 02:28:42 PM »
PUNCH THEIR BUTTS TILL THEY FALL DOWN!!!
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2012, 03:02:33 PM »
um guys... pretty sure those toothless rednecks from wherever already have dirty dicks.
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2012, 07:23:54 PM »
Quote from: seven on September 06, 2012, 03:02:33 PM
um guys... pretty sure those toothless rednecks from wherever already have dirty dicks.

I truly believe the team that has the most points at the end of the game has the best chance of winning.
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2012, 08:31:30 PM »
touchdown plays
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition)
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2012, 07:16:18 AM »
Don't make a mockery out of my "keys" you guys.  The staff pays me pretty handsomely to do this, all the while I have a real job.  I just don't get some of you, want more coverage then complain about the content.  There, off my box of soap.
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Re: 'Tooth's 2 keys to victory (Miami edition) (Now featuring postgame grades!)
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2012, 03:57:47 PM »
Post game grades from 'Tooth are in, tell your friends.

1.  Get a "push".  By this I mean, our defensive players that play with their hands on the ground, need to push up field, through the blockers, and touch the quarterback.  Maybe even push him over on occasion.

Grade:  Satisfactory!  Touched the qb for 5 sacks, he was never really comfortable.  Lots of touching going on you guys!

2.  Play fast.  Miami has fast players, so if we don't play fast also, there fastness will run past us, score touchdowns, etc., and make it hard for emaw to win this game.

Grade:  Pretty good!  #LIFE, Arthur, just fun to watch.


Well, I did it once again folks, correctly predicting the 2 keys to the big victory against the U. 
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