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« on: September 05, 2012, 11:09:51 AM »
Guys, what's a recommended punishment for a cousin who is having her wedding on the day of the KSU-KU football game. Normally wouldn't be as big of an issue, but I just had to turn down free tickets to the football game, athlete alumni tailgate passes and passes to tour the training facility grand opening with former basketball players...

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Re: Need Advice
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2012, 11:11:04 AM »
the recommended punishment is boycotting the wedding and going to the football game instead. (RSVP yes to really make it stick)

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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2012, 11:29:24 AM »
the recommended punishment is boycotting the wedding and going to the football game instead. (RSVP yes to really make it stick)

Yup. The answer is simple: Don't go to the damn wedding.

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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2012, 11:53:24 AM »
It's a cousin, not a sibling.  Sounds like a stupid cousin too.
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Re: Need Advice
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2012, 12:30:49 PM »
Here's some advice: post this in the football forum.

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Re: Need Advice
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2012, 01:01:45 PM »
don't be a dumbass, go to the wedding.

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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2012, 01:17:05 PM »
Here's some advice: post this in the football forum.

Hi Abe,  maybe you didn't see the part about touring the basketball training facility with former basketball players. Common misunderstanding for dumb asses.

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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2012, 01:19:21 PM »
I already have tickets, can you give me all that other crap since you can't use it?

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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2012, 01:20:30 PM »
I already have tickets, can you give me all that other crap since you can't use it?

I would, but it's not mine to give away. I would of been "guest". Sorry.

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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2012, 01:22:39 PM »
I guess you could break the wedding up. That would be punishment AND you could go to the game. Sleeping with the bride or groom should take care of it.

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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2012, 01:27:22 PM »
Just watch the game on your cell phone with WatchESPN. Problem solved.

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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2012, 01:30:27 PM »
god damnit...  :dubious:

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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2012, 01:31:11 PM »
I guess you could break the wedding up. That would be punishment AND you could go to the game. Sleeping with the bride or groom should take care of it.

Bride is my cousin, things could get awkward...

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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2012, 01:34:24 PM »
I guess you could break the wedding up. That would be punishment AND you could go to the game. Sleeping with the bride or groom should take care of it.

Bride is my cousin, things could get awkward...


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Re: Need Advice
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2012, 01:36:02 PM »
I guess you could break the wedding up. That would be punishment AND you could go to the game. Sleeping with the bride or groom should take care of it.

Bride is my cousin, things could get awkward...

Only if you let it Baker.
Yeah, you are going to miss the game. Things are already awkward.
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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2012, 01:38:42 PM »
Just this past Saturday I had a cousins wedding. Went to it, then went to the game and made it just in time for kick-off

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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2012, 03:39:29 PM »
Here's some advice: post this in the football forum.

Hi Abe,  maybe you didn't see the part about touring the basketball training facility with former basketball players. Common misunderstanding for dumb asses.

Still seems like a football problem. Plus hanging out with Weber all afternoon touring something he didn't help build  :lol:

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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2012, 03:54:12 PM »
1. buy them the best thing left on their registry
2. get "sick" on Friday
3. Profit

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« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2012, 05:03:19 PM »
People who schedule weddings in football season are selfish. 

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Re: Need Advice
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2012, 08:04:39 PM »
kill her.

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« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2012, 08:44:46 PM »
kill her.
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Re: Need Advice
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2012, 11:35:03 AM »
Act like you are really sick the morning of. Then go to the game (not sick!).
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2012, 12:06:02 PM »
Hook up with one of the bridesmaids.  I'm not sure how that punishes your cousin but it will make you feel better about missing the game.

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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2012, 12:59:25 PM »
i dont know where else to say it, so i'll just say it here.

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