Author Topic: Frank Beamer (Read 11030 times)

RightMeow · « **on:** September 03, 2012, 06:52:40 PM »

Where did the skin come from on Frank Beamer's neck/face area? It looks like it has been grafted from his ass. Can anyone confirm/deny? I figured it would be easier to just post the question on here instead of searching for answers on google. Plus, because of the insidery nature of this site, I'm sure someone will be able to tell me exactly which part of his ass it came from (i.e. which cheek.) TIA.

DQ12 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 03, 2012, 06:56:47 PM »

It's the result of a burn. I used to make fun of him, but I learned that Burn results aren't funny.

Pete · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:04:29 PM »

He's a wonderful recruiter. Maybe Bill should work in a facial scar.

kim carnes · « **Reply #3 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:04:42 PM »

its a goiter

DQ12 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:07:04 PM »

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In 1954, when Beamer was seven years old, he used a push broom to help keep a pile of burning trash in place. When the job was done he returned the broom to the garage, not knowing that its bristles were still smoldering. A spark ignited a nearby can of gasoline, that exploded in front of him. His 11-year old brother, Barnett, saved him by rolling him around on the ground, but Frank was left with burns on the right side of his neck, chest and his shoulders. Over the next few years dozens of skin grafts left him with permanent scarring.

kim carnes · « **Reply #5 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:10:23 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 03, 2012, 07:07:04 PM

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In 1954, when Beamer was seven years old, he used a push broom to help keep a pile of burning trash in place. When the job was done he returned the broom to the garage, not knowing that its bristles were still smoldering. A spark ignited a nearby can of gasoline, that exploded in front of him. His 11-year old brother, Barnett, saved him by rolling him around on the ground, but Frank was left with burns on the right side of his neck, chest and his shoulders. Over the next few years dozens of skin grafts left him with permanent scarring.

sounds made up

jtksu · « **Reply #6 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:46:54 PM »

Welp, RightMeow is clearly going to burn in hell now. T's and P's bro. (BTW, I always assumed it was the result of chewing tobacco.)

8manpick · « **Reply #7 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:49:17 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 03, 2012, 06:56:47 PM

It's the result of a burn. I used to make fun of him, but I learned that Burn results aren't funny.

RightMeow · « **Reply #8 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:54:08 PM »

So is it from his ass or not? Left cheek or right cheek? If he gets a wart or pimple there, is it considered a venereal disease? TIA.

MadCat · « **Reply #9 on:** September 03, 2012, 08:47:39 PM »

It's his earlobe.

ben ji · « **Reply #10 on:** September 03, 2012, 08:49:27 PM »

Who sweeps up ashes with a broom?

What is this, little house on the prairie?

The hell.

MadCat · « **Reply #11 on:** September 03, 2012, 08:50:33 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on September 03, 2012, 08:49:27 PM

Who sweeps up ashes with a broom?

What is this, little house on the prairie?

The hell.

Aggies

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #12 on:** September 03, 2012, 09:12:38 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on September 03, 2012, 08:50:33 PM

Quote from: ben ji on September 03, 2012, 08:49:27 PM
Who sweeps up ashes with a broom?

What is this, little house on the prairie?

The hell.

Aggies

Moonshine and/or meth involved.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #13 on:** September 03, 2012, 09:25:27 PM »

it's stem cells

AppleJack · « **Reply #14 on:** September 03, 2012, 09:35:06 PM »

Va Tech is awful.

kim carnes · « **Reply #15 on:** September 03, 2012, 09:37:23 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on September 03, 2012, 09:25:27 PM

it's stem cells

If that's the case, then no way they're getting into the big 12

star seed 7 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 03, 2012, 09:43:03 PM »

i know this is too serious, but my dad was severely burned when he was a toddler and had to have multiple skin grafts as he grew though pre-teen and teenage years. they would cut strips from his stomach and put them on his arms and legs since the skin wouldn't stretch in those areas or something as he grew up. sounds to me like it was pretty painful.

so no, prolly not his ass skin.

chum1 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 03, 2012, 10:06:07 PM »

His son is associate head coach. That's brilliant if you ask me.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #18 on:** September 03, 2012, 10:15:17 PM »

These teams are both awful.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #19 on:** September 04, 2012, 02:18:53 PM »

I hate Frank Beamer, eff him and his goiterish ass-face

mocat · « **Reply #20 on:** September 04, 2012, 02:51:20 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on September 03, 2012, 08:49:27 PM

Who sweeps up ashes with a broom?

What is this, little house on the prairie?

The hell.

1954