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Re: TOUCHDOWNS FOR FATTY FUNDRAISER 2012!
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2012, 02:25:33 PM »
$3.57 for every point we score in the 1st quarter against Oklahoma

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« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2012, 02:41:08 PM »
Ten Dollars for every minute of time of posession advantage we enjoy over WVU in our glorious win.

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« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2012, 02:53:21 PM »
$10 per every Chris Harper trash talking a CB caught on camera (will make retroactive for season; just saw this thread).

$50 for a chin tickle on the sideline.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: TOUCHDOWNS FOR FATTY FUNDRAISER 2012!
« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2012, 03:03:00 PM »
$10 per every Chris Harper trash talking a CB caught on camera (will make retroactive for season; just saw this thread).

you are going to owe over a million dollars

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« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2012, 03:05:51 PM »
WORTH IT!
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2012, 03:14:51 PM »
$10 per every Chris Harper trash talking a CB caught on camera (will make retroactive for season; just saw this thread).

you are going to owe over a million dollars

$20,000!!!!

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« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2012, 05:39:27 AM »
I am counting this. Good god Chris Harper is such a beautiful human being.

“You know everybody’s trying to end your season. That’s KU,” Harper said. “If they’d have won this game, that would have made their season. Who cares about a bowl game or anything for them? If they’d have won this game, they would have partied like they won the national championship or something.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2012, 05:58:46 AM »
Oh boy. Maybe Harper deserves his own thread.

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Chris Harper's post-game comments? I looked for him on facebook to threaten him, but can't find his page. I'll straight up commit a felony on him if I find him.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2012, 08:54:33 AM »
I am counting this. Good god Chris Harper is such a beautiful human being.

“You know everybody’s trying to end your season. That’s KU,” Harper said. “If they’d have won this game, that would have made their season. Who cares about a bowl game or anything for them? If they’d have won this game, they would have partied like they won the national championship or something.

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« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2012, 09:26:30 AM »
Is the fund charged per donation or a percentage of the total?  I'd like to start making a periodic donation but won't if it will cost the fund more money.

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« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2012, 09:28:43 AM »
:dunno: MIR

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« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2012, 09:34:50 AM »
Is the fund charged per donation or a percentage of the total?  I'd like to start making a periodic donation but won't if it will cost the fund more money.

From Paypal:

"3.4% on the total sale amount plus a fixed fee of $0.50 per transaction."

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« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2012, 10:26:32 AM »
I am counting this. Good god Chris Harper is such a beautiful human being.

“You know everybody’s trying to end your season. That’s KU,” Harper said. “If they’d have won this game, that would have made their season. Who cares about a bowl game or anything for them? If they’d have won this game, they would have partied like they won the national championship or something.
This is absolutely incredible. Deserves its own thread imo

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Re: TOUCHDOWNS FOR FATTY FUNDRAISER 2012!
« Reply #38 on: October 07, 2012, 02:16:55 PM »
I'm up to $40.  Crappy young QB up next could bump that total.

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Re: TOUCHDOWNS FOR FATTY FUNDRAISER 2012!
« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2012, 02:35:13 PM »
I'm up to $40.  Crappy young QB up next could bump that total.
i'm at $41   :drool:


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Re: TOUCHDOWNS FOR FATTY FUNDRAISER 2012!
« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2012, 02:37:13 PM »
I'm up to $40.  Crappy young QB up next could bump that total.
i'm at $41   :drool:

I have a question for you 'clams: Whats more fun, donating to an awesome cause or rooting for your favorite player to do well?

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« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2012, 03:01:08 PM »
I'm on pace for $180 unless Sams starts getting into the endzone a ton more

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« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2012, 03:05:50 PM »
$4 per KSU Cat Lynch Mob takeaway

AND

$5 per KSU football cat in-season arrest (new offense, outstanding warrant OR probation violation)

Looks like we have 13 takeaways thus far.  Have there been any arrests?

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« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2012, 03:10:18 PM »
How about $100 for a Sams td pass?  I could do that

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« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2012, 03:16:40 PM »
How about $100 for a Sams td pass?  I could do that

What if Klein gets injured and Sams starts the rest of the season. Did you think about that?

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Re: TOUCHDOWNS FOR FATTY FUNDRAISER 2012!
« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2012, 03:27:28 PM »
I'm up to $40.  Crappy young QB up next could bump that total.
i'm at $41   :drool:

I have a question for you 'clams: Whats more fun, donating to an awesome cause or rooting for your favorite player to do well?

welp, gotta say they about equal


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« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2012, 03:27:41 PM »
Klein doesn't get injured.  He gets gritty

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« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2012, 03:32:30 PM »
$3 per Cantele (Anthony or Jack) field goal, .25 per extra point.

$22.25 the offense has been too efficient, although the chambers dumbassedry cost the fund $3 on Saturday.

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« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2012, 08:45:19 AM »
I didn't get a chance to post yesterday, but I was going to say $10 for us being the first to pick off Geno...$20 if it was AB.

Even though I didn't say it publicly, I had to get in first thing this morning and get my money in.

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« Reply #49 on: October 26, 2012, 10:51:38 AM »
I'm still on track for $180 (unless #LIFE starts scoring some TDs)  :thumbs: