Best K-State Willie Pre-game?

[DOOM_Catz]

Every day I drive by the BSFS West Stadium expansion I just think about how jacked I'd be if Willie base jumped off one of the cranes. Sure, he might break his legs... But oh my would it be sweet to see him jump, parachute in hand.

Any other dreamy pregames?

PS -I don't really like that social chameleon anyways.

[EMAMFW]

Every day I drive by the BSFS West Stadium expansion I just think about how jacked I'd be if Willie base jumped off one of the cranes. Sure, he might break his legs... But oh my would it be sweet to see him jump, parachute in hand.

Any other dreamy pregames?

PS -I don't really like that social chameleon anyways.

I don't think his head would stay on...  might be a bit disturbing for the little ones.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

call me a tuck, but anything involving a fly-over.

[Cartierfor3]

In 2001 he drove a purple Prowler in and did a gangster skit, then danced to smooth criminal with the classy cats for the ku game.  It was pretty good.

I've always thought the enveloped needed to be pushed, to the point where there's a story about how we went too far and Willie gets suspended for a game or something. 

[nicname]

The Waterboy

[SEK_EMAW]

At least at some point we need to lower Willie to midfield from a crane.  I mean, we have TWO GIANT FREAKING CRANES, how much are those things costing us?  Let's get our money's worth.

[POWL]

At least at some point we need to lower Willie to midfield from a crane.  I mean, we have TWO GIANT FREAKING CRANES, how much are those things costing us?  Let's get our money's worth.

zip line .......

[michigancat]

I liked the one where we made fun of OU for being toothless hicks and it got written up in the Oklahoma newspaper.

[Cartierfor3]

I liked the one where we made fun of OU for being toothless hicks and it got written up in the Oklahoma newspaper.

This is what we need to be doing, but more

[michigancat]

I liked the one where we made fun of OU for being toothless hicks and it got written up in the Oklahoma newspaper.

This is what we need to be doing, but more

yes. I'm hoping for big things for WVU.

[DOOM_Catz]

At least at some point we need to lower Willie to midfield from a crane.  I mean, we have TWO GIANT FREAKING CRANES, how much are those things costing us?  Let's get our money's worth.

zip line .......

 

[wes mantooth]

I liked the one where we made fun of OU for being toothless hicks and it got written up in the Oklahoma newspaper.

think we did something similar every time we played Nebraska, and it didn't even phase them.

[michigancat]

I liked the one where we made fun of OU for being toothless hicks and it got written up in the Oklahoma newspaper.

think we did something similar every time we played Nebraska, and it didn't even phase them.

lol

[DQ12]

I liked the one where we made fun of OU for being toothless hicks and it got written up in the Oklahoma newspaper.

think we did something similar every time we played Nebraska, and it didn't even phase them.

lol

Anyways, I always liked the one from the early 2000s when we wheeled a lazy boy out to midfield and willie watched tv on the north jumbotron and he had a big remote control.  Thought that was a funny image.

[michigancat]

oh man, when they dump corncobs on willie.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

I would LOVE to see Willie run as fast as he possibly can and tackle a d00d dressed like a Missouri State Bear as hard as he can. I think this would be a great skit idea.

[Belvis Noland]

Every day I drive by the BSFS West Stadium expansion I just think about how jacked I'd be if Willie base jumped off one of the cranes.

Bungee jump would be more likely. 

[Shacks]

Willie needs to do something with a hoveround for the KU game

[Cartierfor3]

Willie needs to do something with a hoveround for the KU game

now we're being creative.  come on, everyone, lets get going on this brainstorm.

[deputy dawg]

Willie needs to do something with a hoveround for the KU game

now we're being creative.  come on, everyone, lets get going on this brainstorm.

Always wanted to have Willie present one of these to the ku mascot, but I'm afraid that no one would recognize it as a toilet personal hygiene tool for obese people (per Mangino years).  Maybe someone on this board could work this into the Hoveround skit.

[EuroCat]

We could have the crane lift another crane and willy could bungee jump off it and punch the Missouri state mascot whatever that is


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[Shacks]

I have another idea for the KU game.  Get a really fat guy to dress up as Charlie Weis and have him lifted into the stadium via crane.  The speakers can play noises of groaning/straining metal to give the impression that he is too heavy for the crane to lift.

[davegladow]

oh man, when they dump corncobs on willie.

That was great, but then they took him out into the country and I got "Squeal, Piggie!" vibes off of it.

Creepy.

One time he came out onto the field in a DeLorean. I'm not sure he'll ever beat that.

[Stevesie60]

One time we were playing the Sycamores, and instead of tackling a mascot or anything they put a jersey on a tree and just set it at midfield and Willie tackled it. I thought it was super hilarious when it happened.

[wetwillie]

I won't be satisfied until he kills someone