Author Topic: Girl named punk QB trashes KSU, says whole town stinks (Read 5307 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** August 29, 2012, 05:23:15 PM »

http://www.stationcaster.com/player_skinned.php?s=26&c=374&f=698041

Winters · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2012, 05:31:55 PM »

ANGER METER RISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2012, 05:44:02 PM »

The Whitlock story was great.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2012, 06:12:19 PM »

We recruited that kid.

'taterblast · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2012, 06:22:52 PM »

this needs to spread among the student body. not because i truly care that he hates manhattan, but because it would be hilarious to have the entire student section PI'ing him on saturday.

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2012, 08:28:53 PM »

About the 7:40 mark in case you don't have time to listen to Ashton Kutcher talk about the spread offense.

ReelBigJ · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2012, 08:33:33 PM »

http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/eye-on-college-football/17748452/missouri-qb-ashton-glaser-arrested-for-speeding-tickets

Spaces · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2012, 08:40:54 PM »

Quote

On Sunday morning Glaser found himself knocking on the door of a female neighbor. That's when an unidentified male answered the door and allegedly punched Glaser in the face according to Columbia police. The police were then called by witnesses to the incident, but when they showed up to the scene, Glaser was the only person arrested due to his warrants.

So Glaser got punched in the face and he got arrested. Pretty much the best kind of day you can have.

omg

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2012, 09:03:41 PM »

I'm going to yell very very bad things at him all day Saturday. I really enjoy picking out a single player/coach off of the opposing team and harassing them mercilessly throughout the entirety of the game.

kim carnes · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2012, 09:06:16 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on August 29, 2012, 09:03:41 PM

I'm going to yell very very bad things at him all day Saturday. I really enjoy picking out a single player/coach off of the opposing team and harassing them mercilessly throughout the entirety of the game.

what? are you going to a mizzou game?

ReelBigJ · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2012, 09:13:25 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on August 29, 2012, 09:06:16 PM

Quote from: Metalhead on August 29, 2012, 09:03:41 PM
I'm going to yell very very bad things at him all day Saturday. I really enjoy picking out a single player/coach off of the opposing team and harassing them mercilessly throughout the entirety of the game.

what? are you going to a mizzou game?

ELL3 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2012, 09:36:16 PM »

The punk is on facebook, feel free to contact him

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2012, 08:48:27 AM »

Guys, this guy picked Terry Allen over Ron Prince.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2012, 09:04:21 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 30, 2012, 08:48:27 AM

Guys, this guy picked Terry Allen over Ron Prince.

That's not exactly how it went, but he's still a huge douche who hates Manhattan.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2012, 09:04:49 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 30, 2012, 09:04:21 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 30, 2012, 08:48:27 AM
Guys, this guy picked Terry Allen over Ron Prince.

That's not exactly how it went, but he's still a huge douche who hates Manhattan.

You let me spin the story however I want NK!

'taterblast · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2012, 09:20:58 AM »

so this guy was mizzou's holder last year. they missed a couple against us didn't they? his fault.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2012, 09:21:59 AM »

If someone can get me a medium to high res portrait I can print off some big heads and the student section can do with them as they please.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2012, 09:50:13 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 30, 2012, 09:21:59 AM

If someone can get me a medium to high res portrait I can print off some big heads and the student section can do with them as they please.

that seems too extreme and a lot of work for missouri state, tough guy.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2012, 10:09:25 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on August 30, 2012, 09:50:13 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 30, 2012, 09:21:59 AM
If someone can get me a medium to high res portrait I can print off some big heads and the student section can do with them as they please.

that seems too extreme and a lot of work for missouri state, tough guy.

Been a long off season OK Cat. (I'd have the intern do it for me, though, FYI.)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2012, 10:15:06 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 30, 2012, 10:09:25 AM

Quote from: OK Cat on August 30, 2012, 09:50:13 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 30, 2012, 09:21:59 AM
If someone can get me a medium to high res portrait I can print off some big heads and the student section can do with them as they please.

that seems too extreme and a lot of work for missouri state, tough guy.

Been a long off season OK Cat. (I'd have the intern do it for me, though, FYI.)

Yeah, let him do what he wants. This guy is a major punk. "Ashton"? Is he from rough ridin' Iowa?

EMAMFW · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2012, 10:50:11 AM »

Some ideas:

1. I love the big head idea, trying to find a picture of him now.

2. He has an affinity for Megan Fox, how about a giant picture of Megan Fox saying, "Ashton, you play football at a women'ts basketball school."

3. How about a comparison between CK and Ashton. You know, the fact that CK was selected as a hunk and Ashton gets speeding tickets.

Remember: This douchebag played in 1 game in 3 years![/b]

EMAMFW · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2012, 10:54:10 AM »

PAYDIRT! TORCH THIS LITTLE BITCH!

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ashton+glaser

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #22 on:** August 30, 2012, 12:21:52 PM »

What a candy ass.

He is going to get destroyed on Saturday.

nicname · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2012, 12:26:29 PM »

I'm going to enjoy this.

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2012, 12:26:36 PM »

"I think our defense is gonna be able to stop 'em."