Author Topic: CanCo's 2012 Season Preview for the KSU State Football Purple Duplex Cats (Read 5871 times)

CanConfirm · « **on:** August 23, 2012, 05:48:07 AM »

Hey, Gang. CanCo here.

It's August, which means it's time for a ton of pre-season predictos for our beloved Duplex 'Cats. And while most people (including deceased Greek mathematician Pythagoreas--what has he ever done?) have predicted a disappointing season for our beloved LHCSnyderCats, I'm excited.

I don't know if it's going to be as accurate as the Chingdex, I'm still waiting on the announcement of the All Team Burner Team, and it certainly won't be as jazzy as SkinnyBenny's new hit single, but here is your humble MS Paint enthusiast's prediction for the 2012 season:

Trim · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2012, 05:52:04 AM »

Gooch · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2012, 05:54:32 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2012, 05:56:33 AM »

Great

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2012, 06:14:28 AM »

every player is great.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2012, 07:36:57 AM »

Duplex cats

Danger Dog with his dangerous dog off the leash

Tubby B.J. Finney

Schemes clipboard and tangle of cord

In short:

pissclams · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:16:33 AM »

*all burner teams will be released next week

Katpappy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:19:35 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 23, 2012, 08:16:33 AM

*all burner teams will be released next week

felix rex · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:25:01 AM »

CanCo, everything about that was wonderful. And some may say I only say that because 90% of even our own fans wouldn't get those jokes, and they would be mostly right. That attention to detail is just ineffable.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:28:54 AM »

Yes, confirmed. The Tyler Lockett lacerated kidney and Ty Zimmerman's nickname are my favorite parts.

Pete · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:30:34 AM »

Katpappy · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:35:18 AM »

Blood from CK's elbow is so real, probably most didn't even notice.

slobber · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:36:40 AM »

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:41:13 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 23, 2012, 08:16:33 AM

*all burner teams will be released next week

*that time of the year already!?

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2012, 08:42:06 AM »

The midriff on the lineman just like in the 90's!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:02:36 AM »

A kidney, was wondering what that was. [/initiate slow clap]

pissclams · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:40:43 AM »

the braids on arthur are fantastic

Spaces · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:56:00 AM »

1 Ys

EMAW4life-JHL · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2012, 10:34:13 AM »

amazing, beautiful.
but where is malone? or "MeSack" Williams??

felix rex · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2012, 10:50:02 AM »

Quote from: Spaces on August 23, 2012, 09:56:00 AM

1 Ys

Yes. This was great.

Winters · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2012, 10:59:18 AM »

Loved it.

felix rex · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2012, 11:02:10 AM »

Would buy this as a poster from the goEMAW store

felix rex · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2012, 11:02:31 AM »

And I don't even use posters

felix rex · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2012, 11:02:40 AM »

Weird post

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2012, 11:05:23 AM »

Those don't look real. Photo shopped.