Schedule for Dem Convention Announced

[jeffypostsongpc]

Simply amazing.

Simply amazing.

2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

4:00 PM ? Opening Flag Burning Ceremony ? sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM ? Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM ? Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.

4:15 PM ? Ceremonial 'I hate America ' led by Michelle Obama.
4:30 PM ? Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you
while you travel the world" ? Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM ?Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a
successful career without having a job."

5:00 PM ? "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime Travel
Log" - Michelle Obama.
5:30 PM ? Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM ? Tribute to All 57 States ? Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM ? Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the
Democrat's appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and
George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have
accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost
the economy.

8:30 PM ? Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM ? "Bias in Media ? How we can make it work for you" Tutorial
? sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New
York Times

9:15 PM ? Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at
GITMO ? Michael Moore
9:45 PM ? Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM ? Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers.

10:30 PM ? Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM ? Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration /
You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM ? Free Gov. Blagovich rally

11:30 PM ? Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM ? Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish Obama
Presiding
12:00 AM ? Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He
sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews

12:01 AM ? Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM ? Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM ? Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

[EMAWesome]

You forgot the afterparty where we all try to figure out why any of us are even here since we all love abortion so much we want every baby in the history of ever to have been aborted at one time or the other.

Other than that, it looks like my kind of party.

[chunkles]

conservative humor sucks.

[michigancat]

i thought it was pretty funny.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

conservative humor sucks.

Yeah, Seinfeldy reality based observation humor can hurt.

[SkinnyBenny]

conservative humor sucks.

Yeah, it's not very good. The only time I can really think of when it is actually good is when it's really just lampooning conservatives (Colbert Report).

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

conservative humor sucks.

Too shrill.  Not clever.  I've seen some conservative stuff that I'd acknowledge was legitimately funny, but most of it's just non-sequitur insults.  Like that post.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

[SkinnyBenny]

Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.

Michael Moore is hilarious. I enjoy his docucomedies, I could see how some people might mistakenly think he's serious, like Colbert.

[steve dave]

^ good example of conservative humor. 

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

^ good example of conservative humor.

Not joking

[steve dave]

^ good example of conservative humor.

Not joking

HUR HUR HUR

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.

I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moorer's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The wilful ignorance of the left know no bounds.

[p1k3]

Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.

I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moorer's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The wilful ignorance of the left know no bounds.

Sounds like Rush Limbaugh

[8manpick]

Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.

I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moore's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The willful ignorance of the left and the right know no bounds.

FYP

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.

I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moorer's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The wilful ignorance of the left know no bounds.

Sounds like Rush Limbaugh

Thanks?   

[star seed 7]

Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.

I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moorer's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The wilful ignorance of the left know no bounds.

Sounds like Rush Limbaugh

Thanks?   

you sound like rush limbaugh too.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer or that right thinking people believe MM to be a legitimate documentary filmmaker?

Either way, JFC    So stupid.

[star seed 7]

Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer or that right thinking people believe MM to be a legitimate documentary filmmaker?

Either way, JFC    So stupid.

just shows how far to the right you are when you think rush limbaugh is middle of the road and honest.

you are a rough ridin' idiot.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer or that right thinking people believe MM to be a legitimate documentary filmmaker?

Either way, JFC    So stupid.

just shows how far to the right you are when you think rush limbaugh is middle of the road and honest.

you are a rough ridin' idiot.

Are you illiterate or just plain stupid?  What's going on here?

[p1k3]

Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer

yes

or that right thinking people believe MM to be a legitimate documentary filmmaker?

no

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer

yes

You understand this is a false analogy, right? 

[p1k3]

Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer

yes

You understand this is a false analogy, right?

Not really. They are both lunatics, racists, and big government hypocrites.