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'Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?," said Biden.
"His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's – wait – your mom's still, your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." – Biden talking about the still-living mother of visiting Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, March 17, 2010.
"In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian-Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.”
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
My all time favorite is when he told that guy in the wheelchair to stand up.
Biden asked Sen. Chuck Graham to stand up to be recognized by the crowd at a rally on Sept. 9, 2008. Apparently, Biden somehow forgot that Graham uses a wheelchair. "Chuck, stand up, let the people see you," said Biden. “Oh, God love ya...What am I talking about?"
"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
I think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.
Quote from: Limestone on August 15, 2012, 05:03:27 PMI think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.Yes. It's like having Tracy Morgan as our VP.
"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time
"A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008
Quote from: felix rex on August 16, 2012, 10:26:32 AMQuote from: Limestone on August 15, 2012, 05:03:27 PMI think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.Yes. It's like having Tracy Morgan as our VP.that would be so awesome.
"This is deadly earnest, man. This is deadly earnest," Biden said. "How they can justify--how they can justify--raising taxes when the middle class has been buried the last four years... How in Lord's name..."
Quote from: Joe"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."
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"But you can't erase what you've already done, they've voted to extend tax cuts for the very wealthy, giving a $500 trillion dollar tax-cut to 120,000 families."
Biden is so BITB
Quote from: 42 on October 26, 2012, 02:40:06 PMBiden is so BITBhe absolutely is. did you see the other day where he showed up at some townie campaign office with donuts for everyone wearing his complete stud avaiators and BB blazer?