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« Reply #775 on: August 03, 2013, 11:16:03 PM »
I don't understand why texans are so anti sauce.  It's like any other style of cooking, I mean eff, the sauce is key to a ton of recipes.

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« Reply #776 on: August 03, 2013, 11:22:42 PM »
I don't understand why texans are so anti sauce.  It's like any other style of cooking, I mean eff, the sauce is key to a ton of recipes.

I love sauce, on pizza, pasta and such

If I spend 14-16 hours smoking a meat, I don't want to taste tomato and brown sugar

If I can't make a meat that is edible otherwise, sure I will slather it down with sauce lmbo


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« Reply #777 on: August 03, 2013, 11:25:42 PM »
Personally, I don't slather but I will have the sauce on the corner of my plate and I will dab some sauce on the meat.  Sort of like horse radish on prime rib, or wasabi on sushi.

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« Reply #778 on: August 03, 2013, 11:29:04 PM »
Personally, I don't slather but I will have the sauce on the corner of my plate and I will dab some sauce on the meat.  Sort of like horse radish on prime rib, or wasabi on sushi.

I can dig that

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« Reply #779 on: August 03, 2013, 11:31:01 PM »
do people who love Q ever wonder why people from elite culinary cultures don't love Q?








because its not that good

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« Reply #780 on: August 03, 2013, 11:31:03 PM »
Oh, and I am shitfaced as I've had a bottle of chard and 8 fingers of scotch

Happy birthday to me you lovable emaw phaggots (not that there is anything wrong with that)

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« Reply #781 on: August 03, 2013, 11:31:21 PM »
Personally, I don't slather but I will have the sauce on the corner of my plate and I will dab some sauce on the meat.  Sort of like horse radish on prime rib, or wasabi on sushi.

I can dig that

Maybe I'm just a barbarian when it comes to prime rib, but I prefer to slather the horse radish on the prime rib.

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« Reply #782 on: August 03, 2013, 11:32:23 PM »
you're not a barbarian, you just really like horse radish

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« Reply #783 on: August 03, 2013, 11:33:33 PM »
bbq is to food as country is to music

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« Reply #784 on: August 03, 2013, 11:35:54 PM »
do people who love Q ever wonder why people from elite culinary cultures don't love Q?








because its not that good

2 things

1. No as bbq started as butchers find a way to cook and sell unwantable cuts of meat so it is realpy not that big of a secret

2.  If your statement is true the basic only thing kc is known for is for the poors and uncultured

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« Reply #785 on: August 03, 2013, 11:37:21 PM »
it bothers me when people fawn over something that isn't that great, if you haven't noticed

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« Reply #786 on: August 03, 2013, 11:39:52 PM »
it bothers me when people fawn over something that isn't that great, if you haven't noticed

A goldfish in a bowl has a really small view of the world

That is all

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« Reply #787 on: August 03, 2013, 11:41:05 PM »
Putting some chicken wings, and some of these babies on the grill right now. 



Midnight?  Don't care. 
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #788 on: August 03, 2013, 11:42:01 PM »
Will you two dorks stop ruining my thread with you philosophical bullshit?  K thx.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #789 on: August 03, 2013, 11:45:47 PM »
Will you two dorks stop ruining my thread with you philosophical bullshit?  K thx.

The hell you say

All I do is add to your thread and defend it from the like of the kim carnes of the world

May you chicken be undercooked and your wishbone be lodged squarely in your throat

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« Reply #790 on: August 03, 2013, 11:46:14 PM »
Kim carnes tongue is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)

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« Reply #791 on: August 03, 2013, 11:48:02 PM »
Kim's master troll. It's the end.  Thank you for your service Kim. The end.

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« Reply #792 on: August 03, 2013, 11:49:41 PM »

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« Reply #793 on: August 03, 2013, 11:50:53 PM »
Will you two dorks stop ruining my thread with you philosophical bullshit?  K thx.

The hell you say

All I do is add to your thread and defend it from the like of the kim carnes of the world

May you chicken be undercooked and your wishbone be lodged squarely in your throat

You're good.  Binge on gE, binge on.
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« Reply #794 on: August 03, 2013, 11:51:26 PM »
you're not a barbarian, you just really like horse radish

Thanks, Cire. I love the stuff, although as a child I hated it. An acquired taste, I guess.

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« Reply #795 on: August 03, 2013, 11:56:41 PM »


O. M. G.

THIS IS SO CRAZY AS MY NAME REALLY IS AARON

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« Reply #796 on: August 03, 2013, 11:57:49 PM »
for the record, i did NOT bookie pimp you  :horrorsurprise:

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« Reply #797 on: August 03, 2013, 11:58:31 PM »


O. M. G.

THIS IS SO CRAZY AS MY NAME REALLY IS AARON

Such amazing things happen on goE.  :dance:

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« Reply #798 on: August 04, 2013, 12:00:23 AM »
for the record, i did NOT bookie pimp you  :horrorsurprise:

Looking for the the correct emotion/response to display here

I got nothing

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« Reply #799 on: August 04, 2013, 12:09:04 AM »
you're not a barbarian, you just really like horse radish

Thanks, Cire. I love the stuff, although as a child I hated it. An acquired taste, I guess.

I like it too, I always order the raw and the creamed and I mix them together.