Did some research on your basketball team...

[TheTastyGreek]

I'm going to take nickname trash talk from the Wildcats?

Come on, man. At least my school didn't settle for the most generic mascot in the wide world of sports. At least pick a specific cat. And that's just off the top of my head.

Best of luck to the K-State __Insert Generic Team Pluralized Nickname Here__. We give a lot of hell to the Western Kentucky folks for having a dumb nickname and a mascot that looks like a giant herpes sore, but at least they didn't settle for the Wildcats.

 

But hey... When I think of D-1 college basketball teams nicknamed "Wildcats", you guys are definitely Top 25 caliber. For sure.

[ben ji]

Can we just tap out till Thursday? This guy is just ripping us apart.

[jtksu]

Can we just tap out till Thursday? This guy is just ripping us apart.

QFT.  I'm really going to miss my manhood that he tore from me.
 

[TheTastyGreek]

Can we just tap out till Thursday? This guy is just ripping us apart.

I'll go ahead and say that there's a slim... SLIM chance you guys get payback once game time rolls around.

[Pexikan]

God damn. Greek don't leave us when its over. Your opinions will be irrelivant after the beating we give your team, but there will be so much tourny left(for us) and you will have nothing to cheer for other than our impending loss, at which point you will then have a place here again aiding the meltdown.

[Dugout DickStone]

Can we just tap out till Thursday? This guy is just ripping us apart.

I'll go ahead and say that there's a slim... SLIM chance you guys get payback once game time rolls around.

We OWN TExas.

And you guys have to be due for your first win in NCAA Tourney history so I will go with the odds. 

[TheTastyGreek]

God damn. Greek don't leave us when its over. Your opinions will be irrelivant after the beating we give your team, but there will be so much tourny left(for us) and you will have nothing to cheer for other than our impending loss, at which point you will then have a place here again aiding the meltdown.

You people knew what this was. I'll leave the money on the nightstand; make sure you don't get uppity and try to look me in the eye when I'm finished here.

After Thursday, you'll all hate the very notion of North Texas, and I'll be off to make mischief with some BYU or Florida fans.

Personally, I hope it's BYU. Mormonism is like the Kansas State of religions. It'll be easy comedy.

[dohminator]

Greek, North Texas will just be one more Texas team that we add a notch in the bedpost for. 

[ben ji]

Little known facts about North Texas

1. They became the first team to go to a bowl game with a losing record(2001 New Orleans Bowl!)
2. North Texas didnt open a college of engineering until 2004(Churning out Jazz history grads must be amazing for your fundraising efforts)
3. Their mascot the eagle was chosen in 1922 after a close race with the cottontail wabbit.

[SwiftCat]

God damn. Greek don't leave us when its over. Your opinions will be irrelivant after the beating we give your team, but there will be so much tourny left(for us) and you will have nothing to cheer for other than our impending loss, at which point you will then have a place here again aiding the meltdown.

You people knew what this was. I'll leave the money on the nightstand; make sure you don't get uppity and try to look me in the eye when I'm finished here.

After Thursday, you'll all hate the very notion of North Texas, and I'll be off to make mischief with some BYU or Florida fans.

Personally, I hope it's BYU. Mormonism is like the Kansas State of religions. It'll be easy comedy.

All you are doing is further cementing how much we want you to stay.

Who knows, maybe when Colorado leaves us you can join the Big 12? I saw you posting earlier that you were buddy buddy with the AD. Make sure this gets done.

[TheTastyGreek]

All you are doing is further cementing how much we want you to stay.

Who knows, maybe when Colorado leaves us you can join the Big 12? I saw you posting earlier that you were buddy buddy with the AD. Make sure this gets done.

To be honest... Rocking the Sun Belt is getting pretty tiresome. We got so sick of dominating it in football that we hired a high school coach to run the team (into the ground) just to see if anyone else could catch up to us. Now that we're handling basketball, too... It's probably time to start moving on to new challenges.

And when I say "challenges", I'm using the term very loosely so it applies to the Big 12. Any conference that admits in public that Baylor and Texas Tech are members can't be that tough of a mountain to climb.

If you guys want to have your Athletics people work on getting us an invite, I'll see what I can do. I can't make any guarantees on whether we'll be interested, but I can probably get our AD to at least grant the courtesy of answering the phone call.

[jmlynch1]

kudos to the tastygeek... he's bringing some a-game stuff... now, can that keep his squad within 30 come game time... not so sure 

He's trying a little hard imo. I mean I know hes only got a short time and all but I haven't even seen him touch the juco retread genre, and he needs to hurry if hes going to be able to slip in the moneyshots of the back of Umberger Hall. Remember TTG sometimes the simple cuts hurt the most.

[Kat Kid]

Jesus, I know our top-secret no MSG codine had kept out the Chinese, but Greek's?  Quick somebody throw a carton or cigs and some hummus at this guy before thu.

[Ira Hayes]

All this talk about famous alumni and no mention of Legendary KSU QB Darrell Ray Dickey?

[EMAWzified]

I forget. What's the name of the directional school sacrificed to the Cats in the first round?

[Censored by Laurie]

I forget. What's the name of the directional school sacrificed to the Cats in the first round?

East Tennessee State.

[Dugout DickStone]

Jesus, I know our top-secret no MSG codine had kept out the Chinese, but Greek's?  Quick somebody throw a carton or cigs and some hummus at this guy before thu.

He is about as greek as Emmauel Lewis's dad.  But we could make fun of his country being more broke than ours.

[WillieWatanabe]

I'm going to take nickname trash talk from the Wildcats?

Come on, man. At least my school didn't settle for the most generic mascot in the wide world of sports. At least pick a specific cat. And that's just off the top of my head.

Best of luck to the K-State __Insert Generic Team Pluralized Nickname Here__. We give a lot of hell to the Western Kentucky folks for having a dumb nickname and a mascot that looks like a giant herpes sore, but at least they didn't settle for the Wildcats.

seems like more schools settle for Eagles to me... hmmm... 

http://www.chacha.com/question/what-is-the-most-common-college-mascot

[TheTastyGreek]

It's been a fun week. Sad that I couldn't stop by and jaw back and forth with you guys as much the past few days.

May your sod homes collapse on your heads, and may your wheat fields be overrun with a plague of locusts. I know you're all selling North Texas short, but this game is going to get Laura Ingalls Wilder than any of you can possibly imagine. Your sorghum can't save you from the pain in your future.

William Quantrill already took care of the only college town in Kansas that really matters, but Johnny Jones will devastate Manhattan worse than the great flood of 1951.

You'll all be dust in the wind after the Mean Green get done with a 40 minute Bind, Torture, Kill session on the Wildcats. (Fortunately, there's never been a noteworthy murder in the greater Dallas area; I see no way that bringing this up backfires on me)

Less than Kansas in basketball.

Less than Wichita State in baseball.

Hell... Less than Pittsburg State in football.

And after tomorrow, undeniably less than North Texas in every respect.

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In all seriousness, you've got a good board and you guys are great about taking jokes in good humor and giving as well as you get. I hope we see a good game on both sides, and may the best team win.

But, if for some reason the best team doesn't win... I'll be pulling for you through the rest of the tournament.

See you all again during football season.

[jtksu]

It's been a fun week. Sad that I couldn't stop by and jaw back and forth with you guys as much the past few days.

May your sod homes collapse on your heads, and may your wheat fields be overrun with a plague of locusts. I know you're all selling North Texas short, but this game is going to get Laura Ingalls Wilder than any of you can possibly imagine. Your sorghum can't save you from the pain in your future.

William Quantrill already took care of the only college town in Kansas that really matters, but Johnny Jones will devastate Manhattan worse than the great flood of 1951.

You'll all be dust in the wind after the Mean Green get done with a 40 minute Bind, Torture, Kill session on the Wildcats. (Fortunately, there's never been a noteworthy murder in the greater Dallas area; I see no way that bringing this up backfires on me)

Less than Kansas in basketball.

Less than Wichita State in baseball.

Hell... Less than Pittsburg State in football.

And after tomorrow, undeniably less than North Texas in every respect.

----------

In all seriousness, you've got a good board and you guys are great about taking jokes in good humor and giving as well as you get. I hope we see a good game on both sides, and may the best team win.

But, if for some reason the best team doesn't win... I'll be pulling for you through the rest of the tournament.

See you all again during football season.

Ooooh, forgot we were playing in football too this year.  Well, by the fourth quarter of that game, you guys can finally feel like you're on the same level as UT in at least one aspect.  Course, that aspect is as the personal cumrag for the Wildcat athletic program.

[skycat]

This guy really brings trash talk to a new level. It's kind of awesome that the first UNT guy who shows up is wittier than all the beakers who've posted here and on other KSU boards combined. Thanks for a fun thread, TastyGreek, and enjoy your team's appearance in the Savage Beatdown Big Dance. 

[ednksu]

quality A game posting from the greek.  I hope you stick around, any other UTI eerrrrrrrr UNT people like you around, tell them to come by too.

[slimz]

It's been a fun week. Sad that I couldn't stop by and jaw back and forth with you guys as much the past few days.

May your sod homes collapse on your heads, and may your wheat fields be overrun with a plague of locusts. I know you're all selling North Texas short, but this game is going to get Laura Ingalls Wilder than any of you can possibly imagine. Your sorghum can't save you from the pain in your future.

William Quantrill already took care of the only college town in Kansas that really matters, but Johnny Jones will devastate Manhattan worse than the great flood of 1951.

You'll all be dust in the wind after the Mean Green get done with a 40 minute Bind, Torture, Kill session on the Wildcats. (Fortunately, there's never been a noteworthy murder in the greater Dallas area; I see no way that bringing this up backfires on me)

Less than Kansas in basketball.

Less than Wichita State in baseball.

Hell... Less than Pittsburg State in football.

And after tomorrow, undeniably less than North Texas in every respect.

----------

In all seriousness, you've got a good board and you guys are great about taking jokes in good humor and giving as well as you get. I hope we see a good game on both sides, and may the best team win.

But, if for some reason the best team doesn't win... I'll be pulling for you through the rest of the tournament.

See you all again during football season.

Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight and walk off.

[EMAWzified]

Mascot smack for a school that dropped the national symbol for the nickname of a pro-football player?

And:

(Fortunately, there's never been a noteworthy murder in the greater Dallas area; I see no way that bringing this up backfires on me)

Jake and Denis will be the most deadly snipers since Lee Harvey set up in the Texas Schoolbook Depository Building.

[pike]

lol at Lowrents being a college town