Author Topic: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks. (Read 9747 times)

LickNeckey · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:35:29 PM »

Quote from: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:20:03 PM

Quote from: LickNeckey on August 14, 2012, 06:15:28 PM
We can schedule 1 win however.

Thanks for being that win!!!!

cram it dorkweed

We are going to beat your overstuffed team. But keep on overlooking us, I know there is no way your crowd will be loud at all. I bet our players will able to take a nap on third downs.

Third down naps are terrible for offensive efficiency.

Bear of the Ozarks · « **Reply #26 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:37:39 PM »

Quote from: Winters on August 14, 2012, 06:34:08 PM

Its an evening game weirdo.

yes it will be goodnight for the mildestcats

goodnight ranking
goodnight bowl hopes
goodnight pride in your team

0.42 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:38:16 PM »

The eff kind of mascot is a bearcat

0.42 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:40:57 PM »

TRACK!

Bear of the Ozarks · « **Reply #29 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:41:13 PM »

Quote from: 42 on August 14, 2012, 06:38:16 PM

The eff kind of mascot is a bearcat

The best kind. The kind that will haunt your dreams on Dec 17th when you get left out of the WhoGivesAShitBowlBroughtToYouByHuntsTomatoKetchup.com Bowl.

Winters · « **Reply #30 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:45:37 PM »

Chase Daniel and Jeremy Maclin aren't walking through that door

0.42 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:47:29 PM »

This bearcat joker wants to act like his team can come in and beat us when they couldn't even beat Pittsburg State last year

Bear of the Ozarks · « **Reply #32 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:47:50 PM »

I bet the Bears will put up 22 on the board before the lazycat fans even waddle up the stairs to get to their seats 3/4 of the way through the 1st Q. The echos of our fans will ricochet off of the empty student sections.

Bear of the Ozarks · « **Reply #33 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:51:58 PM »

ashton will be walking through the door though

LickNeckey · « **Reply #34 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:52:13 PM »

Quote from: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:47:50 PM

I bet the Bears will put up 22 on the board before the lazycat fans even waddle up the stairs to get to their seats 3/4 of the way through the 1st Q. The echos of our fan will ricochet off of the empty student sections.

MIZ

Bear of the Ozarks · « **Reply #35 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:55:13 PM »

Quote from: LickNeckey on August 14, 2012, 06:52:13 PM

Quote from: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:47:50 PM
I bet the Bears will put up 22 on the board before the lazycat fans even waddle up the stairs to get to their seats 3/4 of the way through the 1st Q. The echos of our fan will ricochet off of the empty student sections.

MIZ

That's a great name for a transvestite stripper. When did you choose it? I bet the poles in Manhatten are cold and unforgiving.

Winters · « **Reply #36 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:59:50 PM »

Quote from: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:55:13 PM

Quote from: LickNeckey on August 14, 2012, 06:52:13 PM
Quote from: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:47:50 PM
I bet the Bears will put up 22 on the board before the lazycat fans even waddle up the stairs to get to their seats 3/4 of the way through the 1st Q. The echos of our fan will ricochet off of the empty student sections.

MIZ
That's a great name for a transvestite stripper. When did you choose it? I bet the poles in Manhatten are cold and unforgiving.

Much like our defense

CHONGS · « **Reply #37 on:** August 14, 2012, 07:27:43 PM »

I told you this would happen.

LickNeckey · « **Reply #38 on:** August 14, 2012, 08:29:55 PM »

No stripping in Manhattan

City Ordinance :(

Gooch · « **Reply #39 on:** August 14, 2012, 08:31:28 PM »

Quote from: LickNeckey on August 14, 2012, 08:29:55 PM

No stripping in Manhattan

City Ordinance :(

Junc town

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 14, 2012, 08:32:39 PM »

$20 says Bear of the Ozarks is fanning.

kslim · « **Reply #41 on:** August 14, 2012, 08:33:57 PM »

i refuse to believe that there is a missouri state fan, let alone one that owns a google box

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:01:10 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on August 14, 2012, 08:32:39 PM

$20 says Bear of the Ozarks is fanning.

I wish!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #43 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:09:52 PM »

Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.

Bear of the Ozarks · « **Reply #44 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:19:44 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on August 14, 2012, 09:09:52 PM

Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.

Well known fact: A degree from KSU is almost the same as a high school diploma in Missouri.

Almost

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #45 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:26:23 PM »

Quote from: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:19:44 PM

Quote from: Limestone on August 14, 2012, 09:09:52 PM
Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.
Well known fact: A degree from KSU is almost the same as a high school diploma in Missouri.

Almost

Like any Missouri mether ever gets a diploma.

ben ji · « **Reply #46 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:19:44 PM

Quote from: Limestone on August 14, 2012, 09:09:52 PM
Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.
Well known fact: A degree from KSU is almost the same as a high school diploma in Missouri.

Almost

And you don't need either to work at the largest employer of SWMS grads, bass pro shops.

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Saulbadguy · « **Reply #47 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:28:00 PM »

Springfield Style Cashew Chicken is a real thing

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #48 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:29:29 PM »

So they only have one sport. Hilarious

Bear of the Ozarks · « **Reply #49 on:** August 14, 2012, 09:32:22 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on August 14, 2012, 09:26:41 PM

Quote from: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:19:44 PM
Quote from: Limestone on August 14, 2012, 09:09:52 PM
Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.
Well known fact: A degree from KSU is almost the same as a high school diploma in Missouri.

Almost

And you don't need either to work at the largest employer of SWMS grads, bass pro shops.

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Yes you do, you silly little man. But then again I don't know why you keep distracting from the truth that the Bears are going to maul the weakcats in front of a 3/4 full stadium/mausoleum. The quietest stadium in the Midwest.