Yeah, I know. I live in KS too. It was mostly tongue in cheek.
I hate it when stuff like this comes up in the news. Then I find out that the three or four people I recently met at work, or whatevs, are actually closet bigots rather than nice people. It amazes me. News breaks, then it's time to get on facebook, twitter, or email and start forwarding a bunch of outlandishly hateful crap.