Author Topic: ATTENTION!  (Read 16490 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline 8manpick

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 19148
  • A top quartile binger, poster, and friend
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2012, 10:24:59 AM »
I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance.

 :confused:  Did you guys not have to be there until like 10 minutes before game time?
8man, I would also suggest that Bread is obviously not experienced in the ways of pissing in the middle of the huddle in a manner that nobody in the stands has any idea what is happening.

Yeah, obviously...
:adios:

Offline OK_Cat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16224
  • Hey
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2012, 10:52:40 AM »
i bet the chamber has had a crap-eating grin on his face ever since.  'grats, colin.

Offline Brock Landers

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7241
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2012, 10:57:49 AM »
i bet the chamber has had a crap-eating grin on his face ever since.  'grats, colin.


More like the Empty Chamber amirite??  Up top!!   Proud of him.

Offline Harry Dunne

  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 246
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2012, 11:38:31 AM »
what do we think wyatt and collin have nicknamed there penises?

"People call me The Chamber; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

Offline WildcatNkilt

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7002
  • Had the worst birthday ever on Dec. 5th of '98.
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2012, 11:52:28 AM »
I hope they conceived on the first night. 
Kansas City Blue Barbecue fan.

Offline Mr Bread

  • We Gave You Bruce
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 7867
  • I've distressing news.
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2012, 01:16:08 PM »
I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance.

 :confused:  Did you guys not have to be there until like 10 minutes before game time?

Was a bit Lemony Snickets how it played out.  Sex at parents house right before I left for the game, should have just went then and I would have been golden, but was late and so thought I would just TCB once I got there.  Instead I somehow missed my window and couldn't go/didn't have to go until we were already on the field/gametime and then the urge came on like a rough ridin' tsunami.  It was pretty mumped up and terrible for a half.  Played the entire time.  I couldn't bring myself to piss my pants.  While very distracted by it, I was also pretty angry over it too.  Really rough ridin' angry.  So maybe it balanced out.  Less attention/focus, but more intensity?  Would not recommend. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

Offline KSUblumpkin

  • Dr. Blumpkin, Esquire
  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Combo-Fan
  • *****
  • Posts: 908
  • My awesomeness gives Bill Self diarrhea.
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #31 on: July 24, 2012, 02:39:18 PM »
Collin Klein has now probably had sex

A) Was it with someone that is blumpkin approved?

B)  :emawkid:
#OperationMotorBoatCindy

Offline chunkles

  • KSU CATS Videographer of the Week
  • Katpak'r
  • *****
  • Posts: 1698
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2012, 01:59:37 AM »

Offline SEK_EMAW

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1103
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2012, 09:12:25 AM »
18 years until the 1st Klein-Spani child takes the field at LHCBSFS.   :ksu:

Online CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 38084
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2012, 09:16:46 AM »
18 years until the 1st Klein-Spani child takes the field at LHCBSFS court for Deb.   :ksu:

Offline pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 47951
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2012, 09:17:37 AM »
18 years until the 1st Klein-Spani child takes the field at LHCBSFS court for Deb Tennessee.   :ksu:


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline WildcatNkilt

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7002
  • Had the worst birthday ever on Dec. 5th of '98.
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2012, 09:23:20 AM »
Phoggers really against the idea of marriage/Klein.  Us Hayseeds like to get married early, have  happy life and stuff. 
Kansas City Blue Barbecue fan.

Offline Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53907
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2012, 09:23:51 AM »
18 years until the 1st Klein-Spani child takes the field at LHCBSFS court for Deb rides the pine atTennessee.   :ksu:


Offline WillieWatanabe

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 19406
  • We'll always have Salt Lake
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2012, 09:35:24 AM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
- chunkles

Offline Blackcats

  • I Know Stuff You Don't
  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 695
  • LOUD NOISES!
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2012, 11:08:00 AM »
Collin Klein has now probably had sex
And based upon the Common Misconceptions wiki page, we should expect him to be even more awesome now that he is having sex.

You mean conceiving and baby right?
:lol: but no, from the combo page/master wiki links:
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 23, 2012, 12:38:59 AM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

    Increds.

        Another popular misconception is that having sex in the days leading up to a sporting event or contest is detrimental to performance. Numerous studies have shown that there is no physiological basis to this misconception.[270] Additionally, it has been demonstrated that sex during the 24 hours prior to sports activity can elevate the levels of testosterone in males, which potentially could enhance their performance.[271]

also,  :lol: puniraptor
women weaken knees and that is a scientific fact

I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance.


Also...what if Klein/Spani were one of those "everything but butt sex" Christian couples and he was getting HJ's all along

FIFY
In my experience, when a girl says that, this is what she means.
BlackCats does it right and is clearly a good person. - Steve Dave
BlackCats is a vital member of this blogging community, and a close personal friend of mine. -meow meow
I yearn for your nuggets. - Shooter Jones

Offline Katpappy

  • I got my eye on you
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13335
  • Party on gE
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2012, 10:49:33 PM »
Hot time in Kat town tonight.

Offline Bloodfart

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5663
  • I don't run out of gas.
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2012, 11:33:05 PM »

Offline Mikeyis4dcats

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5040
  • pogonophobia: n. a fear of beards
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #42 on: July 26, 2012, 09:33:46 AM »
There was probably elbow blood everywhere.

 :emawkid:

that blood wasn't from an elbow...

Offline The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9740
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2012, 09:47:05 AM »
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

Offline Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53907
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2012, 09:50:32 AM »
Stop being gross or we will send you to GPC.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 88580
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2012, 09:52:18 AM »
mikey, god damnit

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2012, 09:54:29 AM »
 :blank:

Offline Bloodfart

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5663
  • I don't run out of gas.
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2012, 10:02:22 AM »
 :peek:

Offline MadCat

  • TIME's Person Of The Year - 2006
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13890
    • View Profile

Offline Katpappy

  • I got my eye on you
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13335
  • Party on gE
    • View Profile
Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2012, 10:16:18 PM »
nm
 :peek:
Hot time in Kat town tonight.