OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread

[asava]

       Something killed one of my little chickens last Wed. night so Thur. I did a stakeout and caught the culprit,the smallest possum I`ve ever seen, about the size of a beer can. Wasn`t much of a fight because he kept doing that playing dead thing which really thwarted my killer instinct.After about 15 minutes of that I decided to haul his ass to the animal shelter but was too drunk and couldn`t get the after hours drop box open.He was still playing dead so I just pinned him down with the windshield wiper on the animal warden truck like a parking ticket.I watched him for a few minutes and he just kept on playing dead so I left.

DQ on account of the use of night vision.

[kim carnes]

       Something killed one of my little chickens last Wed. night so Thur. I did a stakeout and caught the culprit,the smallest possum I`ve ever seen, about the size of a beer can. Wasn`t much of a fight because he kept doing that playing dead thing which really thwarted my killer instinct.After about 15 minutes of that I decided to haul his ass to the animal shelter but was too drunk and couldn`t get the after hours drop box open.He was still playing dead so I just pinned him down with the windshield wiper on the animal warden truck like a parking ticket.I watched him for a few minutes and he just kept on playing dead so I left.

you should move this to the amazing animal stories thread.  also, you shouldn't drive drunk.

[yoga-like_abana]

i take back the giraffe thing.  they're bigger than i gave them credit for.

did you take a trip to the sunset zoo?

there arent any giraffes at the sunset zoo carnie

[kim carnes]

i take back the giraffe thing.  they're bigger than i gave them credit for.

did you take a trip to the sunset zoo?

there arent any giraffes at the sunset zoo carnie

well, there are some at the world famous topeka zoo, or at least there were when i was younger

[sys]

got a pm from the cow.  i had to ask about daris's claim to victory, he hadn't realized there'd been a fight.  seemed pretty pissed to find out though.  watch out, daris.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

got a pm from the cow.  i had to ask about daris's claim to victory, he hadn't realized there'd been a fight.  seemed pretty pissed to find out though.  watch out, daris.

Did the cow say anything about who he was betting on in the Daris vs FKKK fight? I might ask him if he's interested in coaching me.

[sys]

Did the cow say anything about who he was betting on in the Daris vs FKKK fight?

he didn't have an opinion and wasn't interested in hearing about it.

[slobber]

Watched Slither over the w/e. I can confirm that a human that has been taken over by a large worm from another planet can kill the crap out of a cow. I was shocked. I had bet on the cow earlier in this thread.

[OK_Cat]

i've spent days thinking about the giraffe scenario, and it's do-able.  you gotta be really quiet and sneak up behind it, and then just start kicking the living crap out of one of it's legs.

warning:  don't get in the path of it's other back leg, or you're mumped.

[ben ji]

i've spent days thinking about the giraffe scenario, and it's do-able.  you gotta be really quiet and sneak up behind it, and then just start kicking the living crap out of one of it's legs.

warning:  don't get in the path of it's other back leg, or you're mumped.

How high up are the giraffe's knee's?

I'm thinking that a running shoulder into its knee cap should be enough to shred some giraffe ACL. Then you just gotta wait for it to fall down and its all over.

[Rage Against the McKee]

pfffftt.. daris I would watch your back at the next trivia night

Yeah, there could be a lynching if he's not careful.

That's an interesting choice of words

If it was intentional, it was an amazing post.

  Thanks.

[Dugout DickStone]

Not mayor Stubbs....

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/cat-mayor-alaska-town-15-years-204423536.html

[Stevesie60]

So it's been almost 24 hours and rick daris hasn't responded to my post about buying cow meat from him. Interesting. You would think if he had a dead cow on his hands he'd started chopping it up and turn a profit. It's, to a T, the K-State way. I'm sorry guys, I know we all thought rick daris an honest mod, but I don't think he's above reproach on this one.

[Trim]

I'd choke out a Falcon Ridge Golf Course rattlesnake.

[DQ12]

i've spent days thinking about the giraffe scenario, and it's do-able.  you gotta be really quiet and sneak up behind it, and then just start kicking the living crap out of one of it's legs.

warning:  don't get in the path of it's other back leg, or you're mumped.

man, they weigh 3500 pounds.  i think that's too big.

[kim carnes]

i've spent days thinking about the giraffe scenario, and it's do-able.  you gotta be really quiet and sneak up behind it, and then just start kicking the living crap out of one of it's legs.

warning:  don't get in the path of it's other back leg, or you're mumped.

How high up are the giraffe's knee's?

I'm thinking that a running shoulder into its knee cap should be enough to shred some giraffe ACL. Then you just gotta wait for it to fall down and its all over.

get real.  if anything, you'll dislocate your shoulder and the giraffe wont even wince.

[CHONGS]

Giraffes are double jointed dumbasses.

and if they lose a leg it grows back

[sys]

I'd choke out a Falcon Ridge Golf Course rattlesnake.

protected species, you're going to jail, trim.

[CHONGS]

I'd choke out a Falcon Ridge Golf Course rattlesnake.

protected species, you're going to jail, trim.

only if the snake dies trim

[Dugout DickStone]

I'd choke out a Falcon Ridge Golf Course rattlesnake.

protected species, you're going to jail, trim.

History shows he is more likely going to the hospital.

[Pete]

I've been staying out of this thread, for obvious reasons.

But this Rick Daris cow fighting is some bullshit.  I am calling for a FULL inquiry.

[OK_Cat]

Giraffes are double jointed dumbasses.

and if they lose a leg it grows back

i call bullshit.  smack that rough rider in the back of the knee and it's going down like a little bitch.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I've been staying out of this thread, for obvious reasons.

But this Rick Daris cow fighting is some bullshit.  I am calling for a FULL inquiry.

look, have you seen any cows posting on this board since the weekend? i sure haven't. time to put this baby to bed. or in this case, the cow out to pasture. and by cow i mean dead cow.

[kim carnes]

well guys, i went ahead and did it:

[puniraptor]

Please describe your method and any difficulties (lol, right.) you may have had.