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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #175 on: July 12, 2012, 10:11:30 PM »



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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #176 on: July 12, 2012, 10:15:03 PM »
Quote from: sys on July 12, 2012, 07:29:16 PM
cows kill wolves and bears all the time.  i swear, some of you nazi morons are completely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

let me ask you this...am i a bear? am i a wolf? ding dong times up, i'm not. why the eff do i care about what a god damn cow does in his spare time? ding dong again, i don't. a god damn cow could kill two wolves while standing on one foot and doing the new york times crossword puzzle and i'm still going to kill the crap out of it if locked in a room with the only way of surviving being that i kill that idiot.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #177 on: July 12, 2012, 10:21:00 PM »
Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 10:15:03 PM
let me ask you this...am i a bear? am i a wolf? ding dong times up, i'm not.

are you a horse?

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OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #178 on: July 12, 2012, 10:21:06 PM »
Did you just write the screenplay for Saw VII?
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OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #179 on: July 12, 2012, 10:49:58 PM »
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100907174234AAL6bY9

I typed "can you kill" in search and one of the top autofill options was "a cow with your bare hands".
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #180 on: July 12, 2012, 11:10:17 PM »
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #181 on: July 12, 2012, 11:16:07 PM »
I think I could take a cow(not cattle) but one single cow.. I think I could do it.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #182 on: July 12, 2012, 11:21:10 PM »
Quote from: sys on July 12, 2012, 10:11:30 PM





a black bear?  WGAF if a cow killed a black bear?  anyone who isn't a giant loser could beat up a black bear
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #183 on: July 13, 2012, 07:41:31 AM »
Quote from: puniraptor on July 12, 2012, 10:49:58 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100907174234AAL6bY9

I typed "can you kill" in search and one of the top autofill options was "a cow with your bare hands".

lol, yeah, that would be rd's best chance too  :lol:

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However, my grandpa could have told a cow a number of long winded stories that went nowhere and bored the animal to death.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #184 on: July 13, 2012, 07:42:01 AM »
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 12, 2012, 11:16:07 PM
I think I could take a cow(not cattle) but one single cow.. I think I could do it.

nope
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #185 on: July 13, 2012, 07:43:43 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on July 13, 2012, 07:41:31 AM
Quote from: puniraptor on July 12, 2012, 10:49:58 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100907174234AAL6bY9

I typed "can you kill" in search and one of the top autofill options was "a cow with your bare hands".

lol, yeah, that would be rd's best chance too  :lol:

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However, my grandpa could have told a cow a number of long winded stories that went nowhere and bored the animal to death.
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absolutely possible.. flava flave could kill an angus bull .. that is if you can get close enough.. All you have to do is punch it in the temple.. lol.. right below their ear.. it works but dont try it cause really why would you want to?
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #186 on: July 13, 2012, 07:45:43 AM »
you couldn't knock out a cow with anything short of a sledge hammer and rick daris couldn't even with a sledge hammer. 
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #187 on: July 13, 2012, 07:52:01 AM »
that's it. i'm putting an end to this talk over the weekend. will report back.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #188 on: July 13, 2012, 08:01:55 AM »
Quote from: rick daris on July 13, 2012, 07:52:01 AM
that's it. i'm putting an end to this talk over the weekend. will report back.

RIP rd
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #189 on: July 13, 2012, 08:06:45 AM »
Quote from: rick daris on July 13, 2012, 07:52:01 AM
that's it. i'm putting an end to this talk over the weekend. will report back.

PM me if you need any help video taping, it shouldn't take anymore than 30 min max and we can put this issue to bed.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #190 on: July 13, 2012, 08:11:57 AM »
Quote from: kim carnes on July 13, 2012, 08:06:45 AM
Quote from: rick daris on July 13, 2012, 07:52:01 AM
that's it. i'm putting an end to this talk over the weekend. will report back.

PM me if you need any help video taping, it shouldn't take anymore than 30 min max and we can put this issue to bed.

it could take more than 30 minutes for the cow to realizes what rd is doing
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #191 on: July 13, 2012, 08:42:34 AM »
Awful lotta Rick Daris haters in this thread...

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #192 on: July 13, 2012, 08:45:10 AM »
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:42:34 AM
Awful lotta Rick Daris haters in this thread...

What the...

YOU CHANGED MY NAME AGAIN?!?! eff it.

Daris is a wimp, I'm rooting for the cow.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #193 on: July 13, 2012, 08:46:33 AM »
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:45:10 AM
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:42:34 AM
Awful lotta Rick Daris haters in this thread...

What the...

YOU CHANGED MY NAME AGAIN?!?! eff it.

Daris is a wimp, I'm rooting for the cow.

You should write a letter to the police explaining how you would kill the cow and how it would make you feel.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #194 on: July 13, 2012, 09:25:34 AM »
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:45:10 AM
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:42:34 AM
Awful lotta Rick Daris haters in this thread...

What the...

YOU CHANGED MY NAME AGAIN?!?! eff it.

Daris is a wimp, I'm rooting for the cow.

was not me.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #195 on: July 13, 2012, 09:26:06 AM »
Quote from: rick daris on July 13, 2012, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:45:10 AM
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:42:34 AM
Awful lotta Rick Daris haters in this thread...

What the...

YOU CHANGED MY NAME AGAIN?!?! eff it.

Daris is a wimp, I'm rooting for the cow.

was not me.

it was him
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #196 on: July 13, 2012, 09:26:47 AM »
can daris take a serial killer????
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #197 on: July 13, 2012, 09:26:59 AM »
Quote from: rick daris on July 13, 2012, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:45:10 AM
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:42:34 AM
Awful lotta Rick Daris haters in this thread...

What the...

YOU CHANGED MY NAME AGAIN?!?! eff it.

Daris is a wimp, I'm rooting for the cow.

was not me.

Well you're definitely not part of the solution
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #198 on: July 13, 2012, 09:29:32 AM »
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 13, 2012, 09:26:47 AM
can daris take a serial killer????

Hell no.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #199 on: July 13, 2012, 09:32:16 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on July 13, 2012, 09:26:06 AM
Quote from: rick daris on July 13, 2012, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:45:10 AM
Quote from: BTKat on July 13, 2012, 08:42:34 AM
Awful lotta Rick Daris haters in this thread...

What the...

YOU CHANGED MY NAME AGAIN?!?! eff it.

Daris is a wimp, I'm rooting for the cow.

was not me.

it was him

well that's a lie. if i didn't trust your cow opinions before, i certainly don't now.
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