Author Topic: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread (Read 55781 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #150 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:27:30 PM »

did he kill it with his bare hands? can't see the video at the office.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #151 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:31:22 PM »

Quote from: Ging on July 12, 2012, 01:05:03 PM

the people who are saying that a man couldn't kill a cow are turning this thread into a joke.

oh yeah you better believe that they are turning it into one big joke.

who's on first?
who's not playing first he's our second basemen, what's on first.
that's what i'm asking you. what's on first?
that's right.
that isn't in right he's at third.
well all i know is that stevedave is at home and he's making out with a dairy cow because he loves them so much and has always talked about wanting to marry one and he gets crazy mad delusional when people talk about killing one of them.

8manpick · « **Reply #152 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:32:39 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 12, 2012, 01:27:30 PM

did he kill it with his bare hands? can't see the video at the office.

Cliffs:
1st guy kills deer with bare hands
2nd guy kills cougar with bare hands
3rd guy kills lion with his shepherd staff
4th guy kills a rough ridin' GRIZZLY BEAR BY USING HIS TEETH TO PINCH THE BEAR'S JUGULAR TIL IT PASSED OUT AND THEN BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH A STICK
5th guy grabbed a rough ridin' 660 LB SHARK OUT OF THE WATER AND KILLED IT WITH HIS BARE rough ridin' HANDS

steve dave · « **Reply #153 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:34:26 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 12, 2012, 01:32:39 PM

Quote from: steve dave on July 12, 2012, 01:27:30 PM
did he kill it with his bare hands? can't see the video at the office.

Cliffs:
1st guy kills deer with bare hands
2nd guy kills cougar with bare hands
3rd guy kills lion with his shepherd staff
4th guy kills a rough ridin' GRIZZLY BEAR WITH HIS BARE HANDS
5th guy grabbed a rough ridin' 660 LB SHARK OUT OF THE WATER AND KILLED IT WITH HIS BARE rough ridin' HANDS

well, I must remember to watch this video when I get home

8manpick · « **Reply #154 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:36:03 PM »

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #155 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:36:39 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 12, 2012, 01:34:26 PM

Quote from: 8manpick on July 12, 2012, 01:32:39 PM
Quote from: steve dave on July 12, 2012, 01:27:30 PM
did he kill it with his bare hands? can't see the video at the office.

Cliffs:
1st guy kills deer with bare hands
2nd guy kills cougar with bare hands
3rd guy kills lion with his shepherd staff
4th guy kills a rough ridin' GRIZZLY BEAR WITH HIS BARE HANDS
5th guy grabbed a rough ridin' 660 LB SHARK OUT OF THE WATER AND KILLED IT WITH HIS BARE rough ridin' HANDS

well, I must remember to watch this video when I get home

It's not a video.

8manpick · « **Reply #156 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:39:23 PM »

This thread has me so fired up, I might just head out to the Konza later this afternoon and brutally kill the first medium-sized animal I see with my bare hands and whatever sticks and rocks are laying around.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #157 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:41:25 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 12, 2012, 01:39:23 PM

This thread has me so fired up, I might just head out to the Konza later this afternoon and brutally kill the first medium-sized animal I see with my bare hands and whatever sticks and rocks are laying around.

well you'd be the second person out there doing that today. also, please take a picture of the dead coyote that i just strangled and ate the ears off of. i forgot my camera.

DQ12 · « **Reply #158 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:42:14 PM »

cows would be so easy to kill. cows have no offense or defense.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #159 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:42:46 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 01:41:25 PM

Quote from: 8manpick on July 12, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
This thread has me so fired up, I might just head out to the Konza later this afternoon and brutally kill the first medium-sized animal I see with my bare hands and whatever sticks and rocks are laying around.

well you'd be the second person out there doing that today. also, please take a picture of the dead coyote that i just strangled and ate the ears off of. i forgot my camera.

Did it bite you? If so, you might want 8manpick to go ahead and chop its head off to send it in for a rabies test.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #160 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:44:12 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 12, 2012, 01:42:14 PM

cows would be so easy to kill. cows have no offense or defense.

I bet they would be pretty damn vicious if you pissed them off before the fight started.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #161 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:48:14 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 01:42:46 PM

Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 01:41:25 PM
Quote from: 8manpick on July 12, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
This thread has me so fired up, I might just head out to the Konza later this afternoon and brutally kill the first medium-sized animal I see with my bare hands and whatever sticks and rocks are laying around.

well you'd be the second person out there doing that today. also, please take a picture of the dead coyote that i just strangled and ate the ears off of. i forgot my camera.

Did it bite you? If so, you might want 8manpick to go ahead and chop its head off to send it in for a rabies test.

look dude, this isn't the first time that i've done something like this. i'm pretty sure i have everything covered and then some.

steve dave · « **Reply #162 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:49:33 PM »

true story: once saw a fox in rick daris' neighborhood on my way to pick him up. looked very healthy and unafraid.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #163 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:50:02 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 01:48:14 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 01:41:25 PM
Quote from: 8manpick on July 12, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
This thread has me so fired up, I might just head out to the Konza later this afternoon and brutally kill the first medium-sized animal I see with my bare hands and whatever sticks and rocks are laying around.

well you'd be the second person out there doing that today. also, please take a picture of the dead coyote that i just strangled and ate the ears off of. i forgot my camera.

Did it bite you? If so, you might want 8manpick to go ahead and chop its head off to send it in for a rabies test.

look dude, this isn't the first time that i've done something like this. i'm pretty sure i have everything covered and then some.

Good to know. I'm still curious whether it bit you or you earned a flawless victory.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #164 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:52:17 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 01:50:02 PM

Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 01:48:14 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 01:41:25 PM
Quote from: 8manpick on July 12, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
This thread has me so fired up, I might just head out to the Konza later this afternoon and brutally kill the first medium-sized animal I see with my bare hands and whatever sticks and rocks are laying around.

well you'd be the second person out there doing that today. also, please take a picture of the dead coyote that i just strangled and ate the ears off of. i forgot my camera.

Did it bite you? If so, you might want 8manpick to go ahead and chop its head off to send it in for a rabies test.

look dude, this isn't the first time that i've done something like this. i'm pretty sure i have everything covered and then some.

Good to know. I'm still curious whether it bit you or you earned a flawless victory.

well of course it bit me. it's a god damned coyote, that's what they do. do you think i went out and fought some kind of handicapped coyote that was crippled or something and not able to fight back. is that what you are trying to insinuate? are you saying that i don't fight fair is that what this is about?

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #165 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:54:20 PM »

hes gotta be really old by now right!?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #166 on:** July 12, 2012, 02:06:59 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 01:52:17 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 01:50:02 PM
Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 01:48:14 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: rick daris on July 12, 2012, 01:41:25 PM
Quote from: 8manpick on July 12, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
This thread has me so fired up, I might just head out to the Konza later this afternoon and brutally kill the first medium-sized animal I see with my bare hands and whatever sticks and rocks are laying around.

well you'd be the second person out there doing that today. also, please take a picture of the dead coyote that i just strangled and ate the ears off of. i forgot my camera.

Did it bite you? If so, you might want 8manpick to go ahead and chop its head off to send it in for a rabies test.

look dude, this isn't the first time that i've done something like this. i'm pretty sure i have everything covered and then some.

Good to know. I'm still curious whether it bit you or you earned a flawless victory.

well of course it bit me. it's a god damned coyote, that's what they do. do you think i went out and faught some kind of handicapped coyote that was crippled or something and not able to fight back. is that what you are trying to insinuate? are you saying that i don't fight fair is that what this is about?

I was just fishing for details. Congrats on the victory.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #167 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:11:02 PM »

Daris, right after killing a coyote with his bare hands and proceeding to pound a sixer of Bud Light Limes right there at it's rough ridin' corpse.

DQ12 · « **Reply #168 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:39:18 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 12, 2012, 01:54:20 PM

hes gotta be really old by now right!?

well hawk's dead.

Animal is 52. I'd still put money on Animal v. Y-L_A

CHONGS · « **Reply #169 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 11, 2012, 04:19:19 PM

i could kill one goose. one. maybe two, but they have to come at me one at a time. 2 v 1 is no fair when you're fighting a goose.

oh man are you in for a treat in the fall

there's a gaggle of geese who roam around attacking people. chase people across the street, knock people off of bicycles....

Trim · « **Reply #170 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:53:58 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 12, 2012, 06:39:18 PM

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 12, 2012, 01:54:20 PM

hes gotta be really old by now right!?
well hawk's dead.

Animal is 52. I'd still put money on Animal v. Y-L_A

No way, I'll be y-l_a's cornerman (manager?). Let's set this up for MOAP3.0 since you know EMAWgeddon ain't bringing the mini-horse.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #171 on:** July 12, 2012, 07:06:45 PM »

Trim-Y-L_A vs DLEW-Animal.. CAGE MATCH! COMING TO A FATTYFEST NEAR YOU BROTHA!

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #172 on:** July 12, 2012, 07:08:18 PM »

52 is a scary age, I think that is ultimate old man strength time..

sys · « **Reply #173 on:** July 12, 2012, 07:29:16 PM »

cows kill wolves and bears all the time. i swear, some of you nazi morons are completely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

kim carnes · « **Reply #174 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:26:50 PM »

Quote from: sys on July 12, 2012, 07:29:16 PM

cows kill wolves and bears all the time. i swear, some of you nazi morons are completely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

you could not be any more clueless