OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread

[asava]

None of you idiots could kill more than one crow. After you kill one, the rest find out, communicate to each other what you look like (seriously, look it up) and then attack you for the rest of your life. If you lose and eyeball or two from them pecking it out, you think you're going to stand a chance? Good grief.

This is a closed arena of combat. No one else knows.

[DQ12]

i bet i could wrestle 1 female deer to the ground and kill it.

[Stevesie60]

I think I could kill a couple mice. But then again, maybe not. They're pretty cute, and I'd have to squeeze them to death, and I bet when I start squeezing them out of fear for my live, it turns into a big hug that I'm giving them with my hands because I realize mid-strangle just how cute they are.

[asava]

i bet i could wrestle 1 female deer to the ground and kill it.

this seems possible unless the female deer is fighting for its baby. don't mess with doe's baby.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I think I could kill a couple mice. But then again, maybe not. They're pretty cute, and I'd have to squeeze them to death, and I bet when I start squeezing them out of fear for my live, it turns into a big hug that I'm giving them with my hands because I realize mid-strangle just how cute they are.

I read a book that was mainly about this guy killing a mouse. They later made it into a movie, that guy from CSI: NY was in it.

[DQ12]

12 or 13 squirrels at once.  no big deal.  i'd just go with the spike 'n stomp.

[slobber]

i could kill one goose.  one.  maybe two, but they have to come at me one at a time.  2 v 1 is no fair when you're fighting a goose.

The V formation should allow you to kill two. If you were to fight three, then you'd be screwed after you killed the first one.

[sonofdaxjones]

If I had a good pair of gloves I am sure I could take a duck or a rabbit.

I am going to go pheasant too, because one time out bird hunting a coyote (probably couldn't take a coyote) ran ahead and flushed a rooster who flew right straight back at me.  I knocked it down with a shot, but anybody who knows anything about anything knows that  straight on a Roster Ringneck's feathers can turn a lot of shot . . .dude ran around in some thick brush but I caught him and killed him with my barehands . . . I'll call it:  I can take a stunned Ringneck Pheasant.

 

[Rage Against the McKee]

None of you idiots could kill more than one crow. After you kill one, the rest find out, communicate to each other what you look like (seriously, look it up) and then attack you for the rest of your life. If you lose and eyeball or two from them pecking it out, you think you're going to stand a chance? Good grief.

Wear a mask. Problem solved.

[Mr Bread]

I think I could kill a couple mice. But then again, maybe not. They're pretty cute, and I'd have to squeeze them to death, and I bet when I start squeezing them out of fear for my live, it turns into a big hug that I'm giving them with my hands because I realize mid-strangle just how cute they are.

Don't do it Jakesies.  I dropped a hamster when I was five and it died.  You do not want that on your conscience.  He was a Christmas present and we could only get them out for a little bit.  I still had to get ready to go to my grandparents after.  It was terrible.   

[Brock Landers]

I think I could kill a couple mice. But then again, maybe not. They're pretty cute, and I'd have to squeeze them to death, and I bet when I start squeezing them out of fear for my live, it turns into a big hug that I'm giving them with my hands because I realize mid-strangle just how cute they are.

Never let your guard down in a fight with an animal....even cute animals can be deadly.  As soon as you let up on your death grip that mouse will be gnawing clean through your jugular.

[Frankenklein]

    I`m going noodling for Flathead Catfish this weekend. Will report back If I get into a fight with any of them

[hemmy]

When I was little I had a german shepherd and that thing semi-kicked my ass once by dragging me by its own leash (I really didn't want it to run away)...so no animals. INSECTS HOWEVER!!???!! Different Story.

[sys]

I would love to fight owners of dogs off their leash.

let's go, nazi bitch.  there's no one i want to beat the crap out of more than people that tell me what to do with my dog.

[sys]

i wonder how many of you have actually fought small to medium sized mammals?  it's not all that hard.  kicking is a huge advantage.  so is choking.

[Trim]

so is choking.

Well now.

[kim carnes]

animals i could not beat up:
elephant
rhinoceros
lion
tiger
leopard
orangutan
gorilla
water buffalo
hippopotamus (did you know that hippos are born underwater?)
nile crocodile
large alpha male baboons (debatable)
anaconda (also debatable)
polar bear
kodiak bear
giraffe (too tall)
walrus
elephant seal (somewhat debatable)
grizzly bear
jaguars


i could kick the shitpiss out of any other species of animal

[DQ12]

I could easily take two giraffes.  Those things are pussies.

[kim carnes]

I could easily take two giraffes.  Those things are pussies.

yeah you couldn't

[sys]

so is choking.

Well now.

 

[DQ12]

I could easily take two giraffes.  Those things are pussies.

yeah you couldn't

protip:  all they do is whip their head and soft horns around to attack, so all you have to do is just get behind them then go for the legs.  Get it to the ground and start stomping its stupid long neck.

[kim carnes]

I could easily take two giraffes.  Those things are pussies.

yeah you couldn't

protip:  all they do is whip their head and soft horns around to attack, so all you have to do is just get behind them then go for the legs.  Get it to the ground and start stomping its stupid long neck.

no chance you're taking one of these behemoths to the ground

[slobber]

animals i could not beat up:
elephant
rhinoceros
lion
tiger
leopard
orangutan
gorilla
water buffalo
hippopotamus (did you know that hippos are born underwater?)
nile crocodile
large alpha male baboons (debatable)
anaconda (also debatable)
polar bear
kodiak bear
giraffe (too tall)
walrus
elephant seal (somewhat debatable)
grizzly bear
jaguars


i could kick the shitpiss out of any other species of animal

Horse, cow, camel. Three species that would laugh at you trying to kick their asses.

[kim carnes]

animals i could not beat up:
elephant
rhinoceros
lion
tiger
leopard
orangutan
gorilla
water buffalo
hippopotamus (did you know that hippos are born underwater?)
nile crocodile
large alpha male baboons (debatable)
anaconda (also debatable)
polar bear
kodiak bear
giraffe (too tall)
walrus
elephant seal (somewhat debatable)
grizzly bear
jaguars


i could kick the shitpiss out of any other species of animal

Horse, cow, camel. Three species that would laugh at you trying to kick their asses.

Cow?  gmafb

[bubbles4ksu]

animals i could not beat up:
elephant
rhinoceros
lion
tiger
leopard
orangutan
gorilla
water buffalo
hippopotamus (did you know that hippos are born underwater?)
nile crocodile
large alpha male baboons (debatable)
anaconda (also debatable)
polar bear
kodiak bear
giraffe (too tall)
walrus
elephant seal (somewhat debatable)
grizzly bear
jaguars


i could kick the shitpiss out of any other species of animal

Horse, cow, camel. Three species that would laugh at you trying to kick their asses.

Cow?  gmafb

depends on whether or not it has testicles.