OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread

[bucket]

I got a swarmed by yellow jackets 10.5 years ago and I'm still feeling after effects to this day.

Been there. Those little fuckers have so much fight in them. They don't stop until you kill every last one.

[Katpappy]

I am enraged at ben ji thinking he has any chance at avoiding monkey-induced dismemberment

I will freely admit that the baboon will F me up beyond all recognition. I'm just saying if you put me in a cage with a baboon and said "Only 1 walks out alive" I feel confident I would walk out alive in bad shape.

Are you aware that baboons can kill male African lions?  They do it when lions kill a young baboon.  They get together gang style and raid a lions den.  They are after a kit, but if a lion interferes, they kill the lion. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

A dozen or so bees would be tough to beat.

This is just one animal. And I would kick a single bee's ass into next week. I would also kill a dozen bees, but it would be painful.

[star seed 7]

I once caught a bee in my hand. It stung me and I let it go

[Katpappy]

Must have hurt, since you still remember it. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I once caught a bee in my hand. It stung me and I let it go

Bees die when they sting you, so it didn't get far.

[Stupid Fitz]

was doing some weed whacking at my bros house in HS. walked right into a hive that was on the ground. looked down and it was like I was wearing bee pants. ran away brushing them off. finally got them all off my legs and one of those bastards flew up and stung me right underneath the eyeball. went to sleep that night and mom woke me up in the middle of the night to check on me and started yelling. I looked in mirror and I looked like the dude from Goonies. went to the ER. Prob pretty lucky I didn't die in my sleep.

[Stupid Fitz]

https://twitter.com/fightsonlyy/status/1619415908644188160

[OK_Cat]

holy crap, i bet that felt awesome

[ben ji]

I am enraged at ben ji thinking he has any chance at avoiding monkey-induced dismemberment

I will freely admit that the baboon will F me up beyond all recognition. I'm just saying if you put me in a cage with a baboon and said "Only 1 walks out alive" I feel confident I would walk out alive in bad shape.

Are you aware that baboons can kill male African lions?  They do it when lions kill a young baboon.  They get together gang style and raid a lions den.  They are after a kit, but if a lion interferes, they kill the lion.

I'm not fighting a pack of baboons tho

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[MakeItRain]

https://twitter.com/fightsonlyy/status/1619415908644188160

I don't understand why this dude was punching a coyote like it was a man, there can't be too many places to punch a canine without punching skull or punching near exposed canine teeth.

[Stupid Fitz]

https://twitter.com/fightsonlyy/status/1619415908644188160

I don't understand why this dude was punching a coyote like it was a man, there can't be too many places to punch a canine without punching skull or punching near exposed canine teeth.

I feel like this guy was prob mad at a bunch of other things and this coyote was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I imagine that doesn't happen to coyotes too often.

[star seed 7]

My dog would eff up a coyote way worse than I could

[Rage Against the McKee]

I thought it was weird that the black dog just stood there and watched.

[Stupid Fitz]

I thought it was weird that the black dog just stood there and watched.

Doggie learned that he needs to listen to every rough ridin' word his master says from here on out.

[sys]

I don't understand why this dude was punching a coyote like it was a man, there can't be too many places to punch a canine without punching skull or punching near exposed canine teeth.

they got a big rib area that's made for punching.

good video that shows how ridiculous the choices given are.  always pick the smallest animal.  forget claws and teeth and all that nonsense, if you outweigh an animal by 3 or 4x you're going to be able to beat the crap out of it (and vice-versa).

[ben ji]

I don't understand why this dude was punching a coyote like it was a man, there can't be too many places to punch a canine without punching skull or punching near exposed canine teeth.

they got a big rib area that's made for punching.

good video that shows how ridiculous the choices given are.  always pick the smallest animal.  forget claws and teeth and all that nonsense, if you outweigh an animal by 3 or 4x you're going to be able to beat the crap out of it (and vice-versa).

Glad to see that SYS agrees I could beat a Baboon in an OOD death match scenario. The weight difference would be the deciding factor.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I actually thought baboons were a lot bigger than they are. Thought they were closer to chimpanzee size. So at least it probably wouldn't be able to rip your hands off of your arms.

[Katpappy]

Just thought I would leave this here in the concern of city boys getting hurt.
Gumtree lists what to do if you’re confronted by a baboon:

Stand still and remain calm. Sudden movements will make it act defensively.
Do not shout or make wild gestures as this will encourage an attack.
Spray the baboon with a strong stream of water as they are not fond of water.
Stand still, don’t show your teeth, and look them straight in the eyes.
Do not try to take anything back from the baboon, as it will fight back. Baboons have both musculature and teeth that can do serious damage to human flesh.
Back away slowly and do not block its escape route.
Do not threaten their infants because the alpha male, will protect them from you with aggression if necessary.

[sys]

take camels off the list.

https://twitter.com/warnerta/status/1622350512325541889

[schreds21]

Jesus!  Was that rough rider eating him at the end?  I mean, the guy kinda had it coming but that was viscous.

[mocat]

a camel is like a slightly smaller more docile moose with no antlers

[Pete]

Bet they had to kill the camel.  Once they get a taste for man flesh.

[MakeItRain]

Goddamn! That's not even that big of a camel.

[Spracne]

The knees. Crack 'em.