Author Topic: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread (Read 55834 times)

mocat · « **Reply #375 on:** October 16, 2022, 03:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on October 16, 2022, 02:42:38 PM

The Empire thought AT-ATs were invulnerable, too.

The Empire losing was a huge upset, which is kind of the point here

Spracne · « **Reply #376 on:** October 16, 2022, 03:10:02 PM »

All it takes is one man (me) figuring out how to exploit the vulnerabilities. Then it's hunting season on these ridiculous oafs 24/7/365.

Crack the knee.

Trim · « **Reply #377 on:** October 17, 2022, 04:33:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/KevOnStage/status/1582114469622083584

sys · « **Reply #378 on:** October 17, 2022, 08:18:18 PM »

that was a good move pushing the bear off the rock (feel bad for the poor bear, tho).

mocat · « **Reply #379 on:** October 20, 2022, 12:18:05 PM »

We gotta take bears down in the rankings, this is getting embarrassing for them. Twice in the last week!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-college-wrestlers-mauled-grizzly-bear-hunting-wyoming-rcna52777

Trim · « **Reply #380 on:** October 20, 2022, 02:44:57 PM »

Cummings is being pretty gracious to Lowry.

https://www.deseret.com/utah/2022/10/17/23408910/grizzly-bear-attacks-college-wrestlers

Katpappy · « **Reply #381 on:** October 20, 2022, 07:56:36 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 17, 2022, 04:33:57 PM

https://twitter.com/KevOnStage/status/1582114469622083584

Why do I see MIR camping out with the boys and telling this story. BTW, made this tale go from funny to hilarious when my mind switched to this scenario

.

Spracne · « **Reply #382 on:** October 20, 2022, 08:00:52 PM »

Quote from: Katpappy on October 20, 2022, 07:56:36 PM

Quote from: Trim on October 17, 2022, 04:33:57 PM
https://twitter.com/KevOnStage/status/1582114469622083584

Why do I see MIR camping out with the boys and telling this story.

Because you've never met him? By the way, I could totally see MIR kicking a moose's ass, so long as he cracks a knee right off the bat.

ben ji · « **Reply #383 on:** October 20, 2022, 08:16:12 PM »

Red Tailed Hawks. Locked in a 2 car garage, the hawks are aggressive and hopped up on some Rabies/protect the young energy where they constantly attack you. You are wearing jeans, a long sleeved dress shirt and tennis shoes...No hat or extra layers. Winner walks out with 5 Million Dollars.

1. What number of hawks could you take?

I'd say twenty as a conservative number to start with. Could you take more?

sys · « **Reply #384 on:** October 20, 2022, 09:18:22 PM »

i think that after a smallish number (4-5?) additional hawks would just impair the other hawks' ability to fight. also i don't think hawks can get rabies and aren't highly motivated by money.

anyways, i think i could kill a lot of hawks.

ben ji · « **Reply #385 on:** October 20, 2022, 09:38:56 PM »

Quote from: sys on October 20, 2022, 09:18:22 PM

i think that after a smallish number (4-5?) additional hawks would just impair the other hawks' ability to fight. also i don't think hawks can get rabies and aren't highly motivated by money.

anyways, i think i could kill a lot of hawks.

More than 20?

What if you were trapped in the OOD instead of a 2 car garage?

sys · « **Reply #386 on:** October 20, 2022, 10:39:09 PM »

i think i could kill almost as many hawks as would fit in the garage.

in a basketball arena, i expect that however many hawks there were would perch out of reach until we all died of dehydration or boredom.

_33 · « **Reply #387 on:** October 21, 2022, 08:34:23 AM »

A few years ago we actually had a hawk stuck in our garage. It refused to fly out of the big giant open garage door and instead was only trying to fly out of the glass covered window on the side of the garage. So I went outside and over to the garage window and scared the crap out of it by banging on the glass and then it flew out all scared. I could have killed it with my bare hands but sometimes the biggest fight you will ever win, is mercy.

Katpappy · « **Reply #388 on:** October 22, 2022, 02:16:10 AM »

Mercy killing.

DreamWeaver69 · « **Reply #389 on:** November 03, 2022, 04:11:30 PM »

This video reminded me how easy it would be to ick a sharks ass. Just bonk that rough rider on the nose. Case closed!

https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1588201586572099587?s=20&t=4y8nXUW0lOmt_kZyuMkPlA

Spracne · « **Reply #390 on:** November 03, 2022, 05:48:58 PM »

Sharks are the moose of the sea. All hat, no cattle.

Trim · « **Reply #391 on:** November 29, 2022, 12:55:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1597619183508160512

DreamWeaver69 · « **Reply #392 on:** December 23, 2022, 02:21:01 PM »

I would absolutely eff up a kangaroo!

https://twitter.com/bornakang/status/1606136838288089088?s=46&t=ilu2QyZNptSYw9sdw_RI_g

ben ji · « **Reply #393 on:** December 25, 2022, 11:33:26 PM »

Quote from: DreamWeaver69 on December 23, 2022, 02:21:01 PM

I would absolutely eff up a kangaroo!

https://twitter.com/bornakang/status/1606136838288089088?s=46&t=ilu2QyZNptSYw9sdw_RI_g

Give me Kangaroo -1100 and I'm still taking that bet. Here is how it goes

Wacky squares up with the Kangaroo, the Kangaroo shreds his face with its giant t-rex front claws while wacky attempts to punch it. Realizing that punching is not going to work wacky tackles the kangaroo then gets his insides shredded by the powerful lower legs/claws of the kangaroo.

The kangaroo hops away and wacky is rushed to the hospital and they ask his wife what happened and she has to explain how some internet people bullied her husband into trying to fight a kangaroo.

Katpappy · « **Reply #394 on:** December 26, 2022, 01:49:10 AM »

Quote from: ben ji on December 25, 2022, 11:33:26 PM

Quote from: DreamWeaver69 on December 23, 2022, 02:21:01 PM
I would absolutely eff up a kangaroo!

https://twitter.com/bornakang/status/1606136838288089088?s=46&t=ilu2QyZNptSYw9sdw_RI_g

Give me Kangaroo -1100 and I'm still taking that bet. Here is how it goes

Wacky squares up with the Kangaroo, the Kangaroo shreds his face with its giant t-rex front claws while wacky attempts to punch it. Realizing that punching is not going to work wacky tackles the kangaroo then gets his insides shredded by the powerful lower legs/claws of the kangaroo.

The kangaroo hops away and wacky is rushed to the hospital and they ask his wife what happened and she has to explain how some internet people bullied her husband into trying to fight a kangaroo.

Finally, someone sees the reality of fighting a wild animal.

mocat · « **Reply #395 on:** January 27, 2023, 04:21:34 PM »

it's laughable how much I could not kick a moose's ass

https://twitter.com/ralphamsden/status/1618997279180099585?s=20&t=mL9O9at5wFgrvTEce253xQ

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #396 on:** January 27, 2023, 04:49:22 PM »

Quote from: mocat on January 27, 2023, 04:21:34 PM

it's laughable how much I could not kick a moose's ass

https://twitter.com/ralphamsden/status/1618997279180099585?s=20&t=mL9O9at5wFgrvTEce253xQ

Looks like spacne needs to come back and sweep the leg one more time.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #397 on:** January 27, 2023, 04:50:31 PM »

And if you have to pick just one of those animals, I think I'd go with the shark. Sometimes people punch them in the face and they run away. And they are in the water, so they can't even swing all that hard at them.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #398 on:** January 27, 2023, 06:17:51 PM »

Yeah all the alleged moose fight'rs in this thread really exposed themselves as fake tough guys. For all we know they're most likely dead from being on the wrong end of a moose encounter.

wetwillie · « **Reply #399 on:** January 27, 2023, 07:00:13 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on January 27, 2023, 04:50:31 PM

And if you have to pick just one of those animals, I think I'd go with the shark. Sometimes people punch them in the face and they run away. And they are in the water, so they can't even swing all that hard at them.

Yea I’m fighting the shark on land, would be super pud.