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« on: July 10, 2012, 06:57:29 PM »
We're gonna kick their taints in amirite?!

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Re: Miami
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 07:15:17 PM »
i just imagine a bunch of these guys in that thread


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Re: Miami
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2012, 08:37:40 PM »
i like that purplepain posted a picture of BSFS, and it's pre-99 east side, and looks to be mostly full of red.  our fanbase are idiots.
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Re: Miami
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2012, 08:41:48 PM »
We're gonna kick their taints in amirite?!

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Re: Miami
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2012, 09:47:46 PM »
Request:  I'm trying to think of something witty to say about us beating the Miami Hurricanes. Right now I'm along the lines of "you may be a Hurricane in Miami but once you come inland to Kansas you'll barely be a tropical storm" or something along those lines. Any help would be apprec.

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Re: Miami
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2012, 09:52:23 PM »
How about: "I just saw the forecast for the day of the game, partly cloudy with a slight breeze." (Basically meaning no hurricanes)

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Re: Miami
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2012, 09:59:27 PM »
Son, we don't have Hurricanes in Kansas.  But I'll tell you what we do have, and that's a tornado about to hit BSFS and blow your asses back to Miami.
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Re: Miami
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2012, 10:00:08 PM »
What if we called them Hurrican'ts?

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Re: Miami
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2012, 10:00:21 PM »
Son, we don't have Hurricanes in Kansas.  But I'll tell you what we do have, and that's a tornado about to hit BSFS and blow your asses back to Miami.
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Re: Miami
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2012, 10:01:46 PM »
Son, we don't have Hurricanes in Kansas.  But I'll tell you what we do have, and that's a tornado about to hit BSFS and blow your asses back to Miami.

But it will totally miss the NBAF, right?

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Re: Miami
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2012, 10:01:52 PM »
What if we called them Hurrican'ts?

Yes, good. Pretty good.

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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2012, 10:02:25 PM »
hmm tough one

the pain from rain of arthur brown's blood stain from eating a great dane in the plains falls mainly on the hurricanes


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Re: Miami
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2012, 10:04:06 PM »
Request:  I'm trying to think of something witty to say about us beating the Miami Hurricanes. Right now I'm along the lines of "you may be a Hurricane in Miami but once you come inland to Kansas you'll barely be a tropical storm" or something along those lines. Any help would be apprec.

hurricanes from miami turn into hurricants from miamshe as cats rough ridin' curb stomp them to the ground.  :dunno:

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Re: Miami
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2012, 10:05:03 PM »
How about: "it looks like we're in the eye of the storm judging by how calm it is right now. What's that? Oh, this is the worst part of the storm? Wow, this isn't bad at all lol"   

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Re: Miami
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2012, 10:08:29 PM »
You're not in Florida anymore!!
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Re: Miami
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2012, 10:17:24 PM »
let me see your greencard!

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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2012, 10:17:41 PM »
knock knock-

who's there?

hurri

hurri who?

hurri, ksu,  caine you pls stop anal raping me?


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Re: Miami
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2012, 10:18:39 PM »
did you guys know that miami is miami spelled backwards?

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Re: Miami
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2012, 10:20:12 PM »
welcome to manhattan

bienvenido a manhattan
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Re: Miami
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2012, 10:24:22 PM »
is this trip for business or pleasure?

oh neither you just wanted the wildwildcats to open a cane of ass whooping!

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Re: Miami
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2012, 10:27:14 PM »
"You Cubans would have much more in common with Flood Aggie."

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Re: Miami
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2012, 10:31:50 PM »
Son, we don't have Hurricanes in Kansas.  But I'll tell you what we do have, and that's a tornado about to hit BSFS and blow your asses back to Miami.
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Re: Miami
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2012, 10:36:20 PM »
welcome to manhattan

bienvenido a manhattan

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Manhattan, uh, uh
Flint Hills, bringin' the ill, uh
Ha, ha, can y'all feel that, can y'all feel that?
jig it out, uh

Here I am, in the place where NBAF go
Manhattan, Auntie Mae's and Bluestem Bistro
Everyone likes Johnny Kaw, everybody party all day
No work, K-State, okay

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Re: Miami
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2012, 10:40:50 PM »
welcome to manhattan

bienvenido a manhattan

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Manhattan, uh, uh
Flint Hills, bringin' the ill, uh
Ha, ha, can y'all feel that, can y'all feel that?
jig it out, uh

Here I am, in the place where NBAF go
Manhattan, Auntie Mae's and Bluestem Bistro
Everyone likes Johnny Kaw, everybody party all day
No work, K-State, okay
Very catchy.  Could this be the beginning of a new SkinnyBennie music vid.  :party:
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Re: Miami
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2012, 10:41:21 PM »
Your beach tan is nice but this is man hat tan and our hurricane shutters are buttoned up tight. I know you have problems with pythons and snakeheads and iguanas and stuff but you are about to find out that wildcats are the nastiest invasive species.








also, hurricaints