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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #400 on: October 16, 2020, 01:12:49 PM »
My parents just tell me how much rain they got in the most recent storm...
Weather isn't even a safe topic with my #MAGA parents / in-laws anymore.

When you remark about how weird 92 degree weather in the middle of October is in Kansas, it reeks of agreeing with "Fakenews Lamestream Media's narrative" about manmade climate change.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #401 on: November 01, 2020, 08:38:38 PM »
Greetings to my Jr. Republicans.


Election.


This should be an absolute "blow out".

20% of those attending Trump rallies are former democrats.

20% are people who have not actively voted in the past (new voters).

Traditionally Republicans are lucky to get 8% of the black vote.  Trump has over 20%.

Trump is "cleaning up" on the Latino vote.


Joe says "vote for me because I hate Trump".

(disregard his pledge to raise taxes by $2,600 + per avg family)

(disregard his support of BLM and Anitfa along with their violence)

(disregard the religious ethics of supporting abortion)

(disregard his support of the "green new deal" which will cripple America)

(disregard the goal of Dems to make gun ownership illegal)


Trump says "vote for me and I will -

lower your taxes,

clean up the DC swamp,

build the wall,

bring back jobs to America,

increase income to American households,

help businesses to thrive,

fix trade agreements designed to screws over America and offshore jobs,

make America great again.


Watch for new charges against Trump to keep him on defense so he does not put them all in jail.  The FBI under Wray is still "establishment" controlled.  I think most of the DOJ is as well.  FBI hid the Hunter Biden laptop info since last December.


Democrats (including Michelle Obama) have warned us if Trump wins, cities will burn.

That used to be called "a terrorist threat".

But then they are Democrat cities so, oh well.


Numerous black celebrities have stepped forward to support Trump - minimal coverage by the media.


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History lesson, George Washington - insight.


At 21 he joined the Virginia militia.


At 23 he led the VA militia regiment joining the British to take on the French and Indians (war).


Washington was the senior Colonial aide to British General Edward Braddock on the ill-fated Braddock Expedition. This was at the time the largest ever British military expedition ventured into the colonies, and was intended to expel the French from the Ohio Country. The French and their Indian allies ambushed the expedition, mowing down over 900 casualties including the mortally wounded Braddock. During what became known as the Battle of the Monongahela, British troops retreated in disarray but Washington rode back and forth across the battlefield, rallying the remnants of the British and Virginian forces to an organized retreat.  


In this battle, every officer was killed or wounded - except Washington.  He had bullet holes in this jacket, had several horses shot out from under him, and took command to have the remaining soldiers retreating to safety.  Later one Indian chief at the battle said that they were targeting all the officers and he wanted to meet Washington, whom he said was protected by a great spirit.  He had his best marksmen repeatedly shoot at Washington, but he was never hit.


 He led his men in brutal campaigns against the Indians in the west; in 10 months units of his regiment fought 20 battles, and lost a third of its men. Washington's strenuous efforts meant that Virginia's frontier population suffered less than that of other colonies.


It is very important to note that Washington learned how the British military operated from an inside view and knew their weaknesses.  He also learned how the Indians fought (guerrilla style).  This was most important in preparing him for his future leadership role of the Continental army.




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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #402 on: November 01, 2020, 09:04:35 PM »
Was that all a single email?

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« Reply #403 on: November 01, 2020, 10:05:35 PM »
did i miss the link on how to subscribe to Mr. Ji's newsletter?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #404 on: November 02, 2020, 08:21:07 AM »
Was that all a single email?

Yup, copy and pasted in it's original form.

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« Reply #405 on: November 02, 2020, 08:22:37 AM »
did i miss the link on how to subscribe to Mr. Ji's newsletter?

You just have to watch for this thread to get bumped. The crazy emails have slowed down considerably since Trump got elected (Maybe 1-2 a year) but if Biden wins I expect them to get back to their peak OBAMA level (1-2 a month).

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #406 on: November 03, 2021, 02:00:18 PM »
My mom just found a 51 page document my dad made, notes and printed out news articles. I think he is going to physically mail these out to people.

I'm going to see if I can get my hands on one.

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« Reply #407 on: November 03, 2021, 02:02:41 PM »
Also he just went to Costco and bought some 50lb bags of beans/rice/flour because of "Supply Chain Issues"

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« Reply #408 on: November 03, 2021, 02:12:16 PM »
My mom just found a 51 page document my dad made, notes and printed out news articles. I think he is going to physically mail these out to people.

I'm going to see if I can get my hands on one.


This is terrifying

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #409 on: November 03, 2021, 02:43:31 PM »
My mom just found a 51 page document my dad made, notes and printed out news articles. I think he is going to physically mail these out to people.

I'm going to see if I can get my hands on one.

interesting use of quotation marks in this document


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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #410 on: November 03, 2021, 02:48:50 PM »
I need to go back thru the emails I’ve been getting from my antivaxx aunt. An absolute treasure trove of insanity.

https://i.imgur.com/DslvvM4.png

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #411 on: November 03, 2021, 02:51:00 PM »
older people and politics are not a good mix

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« Reply #412 on: November 03, 2021, 04:19:26 PM »
older people and politics are not a good mix

I feel like its prob always been this way, but the average age of that old person has been pushed down a bit. Like, at what point in your life do you stop watching network tv shows or the baseball game after dinner and instead watch corporate "news" designed to make you an angry crazy person?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #413 on: November 04, 2021, 09:19:06 AM »
Benji does your dad use a lot of air quotes in daily conversation?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #414 on: November 04, 2021, 09:24:53 AM »
older people and politics are not a good mix

I feel like its prob always been this way, but the average age of that old person has been pushed down a bit. Like, at what point in your life do you stop watching network tv shows or the baseball game after dinner and instead watch corporate "news" designed to make you an angry crazy person?
It's like a hobby for them but not at all a good one. yla dad is exactly like this and I'm like wgaf it's not like you're changing anything and getting riled up about it does no good.

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« Reply #415 on: November 04, 2021, 05:06:35 PM »
older people and politics are not a good mix

I feel like its prob always been this way, but the average age of that old person has been pushed down a bit. Like, at what point in your life do you stop watching network tv shows or the baseball game after dinner and instead watch corporate "news" designed to make you an angry crazy person?
It's like a hobby for them but not at all a good one. yla dad is exactly like this and I'm like wgaf it's not like you're changing anything and getting riled up about it does no good.

yeah, being pissed off all of the time is a weird hobby. I just can't imagine working all day, winding down to some dinner and a drink or two, and then turning of the tv to have a guy screaming at you about a "War on.....something different every day". Its bonkers. Watch the rough ridin' baseball game.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #416 on: November 06, 2021, 02:01:37 PM »
My mom just found a 51 page document my dad made, notes and printed out news articles. I think he is going to physically mail these out to people.

I'm going to see if I can get my hands on one.

So I got my hands on a copy and it's a little disappointing. Basically just a 50 page bullet point of all of Trump's "accomplishments" that my dad found and printed out then made a hand written cover page for.

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« Reply #417 on: November 06, 2021, 02:02:45 PM »
I did get some LOLs at the header and the fact that my dad hand wrote page numbers on each page.


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« Reply #418 on: November 06, 2021, 02:04:40 PM »
Here is page 36 (hand labeled) which I randomly flipped to, not worth my time to go through all 50 pages.


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« Reply #419 on: November 06, 2021, 02:09:59 PM »
LOL, no idea why he included the last page since his hand written notes clearly mentioned that there was nothing relevant there. Probably to make sure the whole document was included for posterity.




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« Reply #420 on: November 06, 2021, 03:07:32 PM »
For Christmas get your dad one of those forever ink cartridge things that shaq does commercials for

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #421 on: November 07, 2021, 04:55:48 AM »
Ben ji, your dad needs more cats.

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« Reply #422 on: December 15, 2021, 05:55:35 PM »
My dad drove back from the cat ranch to KC today and had to let us all know

"As a true MAGA man I have chosen to ignore 10 emergency weather notifications to seek shelter indoors away from windows immediately as I have driven across Ks today."

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« Reply #423 on: December 15, 2021, 06:03:55 PM »
Pretty ballsy on his part.

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« Reply #424 on: December 18, 2021, 06:59:33 AM »
Just got my wife’s grandma’s Christmas letter. Included a photo copy of a stories from the rural Cowley county newspaper published in 2016 about Pearl Harbor & a book review about a book written by a Pearl Harbor survivor about humility.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls