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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #300 on: August 18, 2016, 07:40:27 AM »
@ben ji



It's going mainstream!
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #301 on: August 18, 2016, 10:49:41 AM »
@ben ji



It's going mainstream!

Yeah, everything will go fine until people start becoming immune to the bee venom and start injecting themselves with copperhead venom.


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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #302 on: December 07, 2016, 08:58:03 PM »
Southern copperhead venom is just too easy now. Last conversation was about him acquiring "South African Cobra Venom" due to some anti toxin Nero whatever effect.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #303 on: December 07, 2016, 08:59:03 PM »
Get this text from my mom tonight

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #304 on: December 07, 2016, 08:59:39 PM »
Also did I mention he voted for trump? Or could ya figure that out?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #305 on: December 07, 2016, 09:06:39 PM »
oh man, i hate cackling
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #306 on: December 09, 2016, 10:49:34 PM »


Thanks grandma :facepalm:

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #307 on: December 09, 2016, 11:01:51 PM »
Wtf


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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #308 on: December 10, 2016, 12:50:49 AM »
Need more spracma itt

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #309 on: December 10, 2016, 01:05:38 AM »
i thought all vanessas were like 30-40

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #310 on: January 13, 2017, 06:06:26 PM »
Fun fact: Individuals can no longer buy snake venom so apparently my dad is getting it shipped to a vet now.




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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #311 on: January 14, 2017, 12:17:48 AM »
snake venom msds :lol:

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #312 on: January 14, 2017, 08:31:52 AM »
Amazing

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #313 on: January 16, 2017, 02:40:00 PM »
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Obama is amazing

 
This is certainly a different way to
look at what is happening...................
 
 
One 82-year-old lady loves Obama and
she may have a very good point. She says that Obama is amazing, and is rebuilding the American dream! She gives us an entirely new slant on the "amazing" job Obama is doing, and she says that she will thank God for the President.
 
Keep reading for her additional comments and an explanation. When
discussing Obama, she says:
 
1.Obama destroyed the Clinton Political
Machine, driving a stake through the heart of Hillary's presidential aspirations -something no Republican was ever able to do.
 
2.Obama killed off the Kennedy Dynasty - no more Kennedys trolling Washington looking
for booze and women wanting rides home.
 
3.Obama is destroying the Democratic
Party before our eyes!  Dennis Moore had never lost a race. Evan Bayh had never lost a race.  Byron Dorgan had never lost a race. Harry Reid - soon to be GONE!  These are just a handful of the Democrats whose political careers Obama has destroyed.  By the
end of 2016, dozens more will be gone. Just think, in December of 2008 the Democrats were on the rise. In two election cycles, they had picked up 14 Senate seats and 52 House seats. The press was touting the death of the Conservative Movement and the Republican
Party. However, in just one term, Obama put a stop to all of this and gave the House and the Senate - back to the Republicans.
 
4.Obama has completely exposed liberals
and progressives for what they are.  Sadly, every generation seems to need to re-learn the lesson on why they should never actually put liberals in charge.  Obama is bringing home the lesson very well: Liberals tax, borrow and spend.  Liberals won't bring
themselves to protect America. Liberals want to takeover the economy Liberals think they know what is best for everyone.  Liberals are not happy until they are running YOUR life.
 
5.Obama has brought more Americans back
to conservatism than anyone since Reagan.  In one term, he has rejuvenated the Conservative Movement and brought out to the streets millions of freedom loving Americans. Name one other time when you saw your friends and neighbors this interested in taking
back America!
 
6.Obama, with his "amazing leadership,"
has sparked the greatest period of sales of firearms and ammunition this country has seen.  Law abiding citizens have rallied and have provided a "stimulus" to the sporting goods field while other industries have failed, faded, or moved off-shore.
 
 
7.In all honesty, 4 years ago I was more afraid than I have been in my life.  Not afraid
of the economy, but afraid of the direction our country was going. I thought, Americans have forgotten what this country is all about. My neighbors and friends, even strangers, have proved to me that my lack of confidence in the greatness and wisdom of the
American people has been flat wrong.
 
8.When the American people wake up, no smooth talking teleprompter reader can fool them!
Barack Obama has served to wake up these great Americans!  Again, I want to say: "Thank you, Barack Obama!" After all, this is exactly the kind of hope and change we desperately needed!!
 
 
9.He has saved Carter's legacy and made
Jimmy Carter happy, since Jimmy is no longer the worst president we've ever had.  Credit goes to where credit is due. I feel better now !
 
 
10.Instead of having a President who was respected by other world leaders, we had a President
whose closest fans were movie stars, rappers and former drug dealers.
 
 
THANK YOU OBAMA
 

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #314 on: January 16, 2017, 05:06:52 PM »
Fun fact: Individuals can no longer buy snake venom so apparently my dad is getting it shipped to a vet now.




where is the msd (formerly known as msds) number?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #315 on: January 16, 2017, 10:49:52 PM »
SDS, jabronoid

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #316 on: January 16, 2017, 11:01:32 PM »
It's msd at my job.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #317 on: January 17, 2017, 01:56:24 AM »
It's msd at my job.
What does it stand for?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #318 on: January 17, 2017, 08:17:27 AM »
Team sds
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #319 on: January 17, 2017, 08:32:31 AM »
Material safety data

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #320 on: January 17, 2017, 12:02:55 PM »

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #321 on: January 17, 2017, 12:10:31 PM »
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The Hazard Communication Standard (HCS) requires chemical manufacturers, distributors, or importers to provide Safety Data Sheets (SDSs) (formerly known as Material Safety Data Sheets or MSDSs) to communicate the hazards of hazardous chemical products.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #322 on: January 17, 2017, 12:44:56 PM »
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The Hazard Communication Standard (HCS) requires chemical manufacturers, distributors, or importers to provide Safety Data Sheets (SDSs) (formerly known as Material Safety Data Sheets or MSDSs) to communicate the hazards of hazardous chemical products.
https://www.msdsonline.com/?gclid=Cj0KEQiAnvfDBRCXrabLl6-6t-0BEiQAW4SRUEOFeBWP-KIKHTE1Aml0Nrj4F2eWwcocafcpdNn8cJ4aAjlr8P8HAQ

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #323 on: January 17, 2017, 12:55:34 PM »
Love when people post links that prove the opposite of what they think they are proving  :ROFL:
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #324 on: January 17, 2017, 01:02:07 PM »
I'm just told over and over where the msd books are at work. Never actually looked at them. I'll make a point to today.

Edit: I typed sds