Biggest Kstateo thing you've done (also Who Is The Father Of Little Fanning?)

[steve dave]

You guys, word has traveled to momma and pappa fanning via twitter. 

 

[Tobias]

umm, when exactly did you think was going to be the "right time" to tell them, fanning?

[420seriouscat69]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

[Tobias]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

start with child support and work your way out from there

[420seriouscat69]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

start with child support and work your way out from there

You guys make me out to be the bad guy. Whoever this mystery girl is, obviously roofied me for my seed. I feel like she owes me something. Like my child.

[michigancat]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

this was on the NBC show starring coach and a guy from Idiocity. Parenthood I think it was called. You should see if there are some reruns on the internet or something.s

[kim carnes]

fanning, you [redacted]

[EMAW SP8]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

I'd say a toy firetruck should do the trick.

[kitten_mittons]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

I guess it would be too late for the morning after pill. . . either way, I suggest showing up with a shirt that says #1 Dad on it.

[Trim]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

One of those 84-75 shirts Ballard's sold.

[Stevesie60]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

One of those 84-75 shirts Ballard's sold.

I don't know if you're mixing up which KU game this occurrence took place after, or making a joke about fanning getting it wrong. I'm going to assume the latter.

[Trim]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

One of those 84-75 shirts Ballard's sold.

I don't know if you're mixing up which KU game this occurrence took place after, or making a joke about fanning getting it wrong. I'm going to assume the latter.

No, my bad.  We beat them so much I mix them up.  I was at that game and went to party in aggieville that night and got ball cancer, eliminating me from the list of possible fathers.

[Pete]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

T & P's fanning. 

[nicname]

What kind of gift do you get for a kid of yours that you haven't met  and a mom that you don't remember banging? TIA

T & P's fanning.

Great gift idea!

[slobber]

When does this get moved to fanning stuff?