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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #225 on: August 03, 2012, 09:40:34 AM »
LSOC's hockey team, the Nordiques, takes it's first step towards the KCIC men's league championship this Sunday at 7:50 (primetime).

What rink? Johnson Dr?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #226 on: August 03, 2012, 10:49:26 AM »
probably pepsi


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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #227 on: August 03, 2012, 10:50:58 AM »
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #228 on: August 03, 2012, 11:32:08 AM »
probably pepsi

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« Reply #229 on: August 17, 2012, 12:04:44 PM »
I was walking to the break room earlier.  And I saw this K-State helmet on someone's desk.  The helmet was back-lit with like a purple or blue light and it was spinning and there were a few other K-state things. . . and the Name plate on the desk said, "_ _ _ _ HEMMY."

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« Reply #230 on: August 17, 2012, 12:17:20 PM »
I was walking to the break room earlier.  And I saw this K-State helmet on someone's desk.  The helmet was back-lit with like a purple or blue light and it was spinning and there were a few other K-state things. . . and the Name plate on the desk said, "_ _ _ _ HEMMY."

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« Reply #231 on: August 17, 2012, 12:22:03 PM »
Did the computer look homemade?

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #232 on: August 17, 2012, 12:22:26 PM »
I was walking to the break room earlier.  And I saw this K-State helmet on someone's desk.  The helmet was back-lit with like a purple or blue light and it was spinning and there were a few other K-state things. . . and the Name plate on the desk said, "_ _ _ _ HEMMY."

 :horrorsurprise:

was he actually there?

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #233 on: August 17, 2012, 12:23:39 PM »
No, no one was sitting there.  He was probably commuting to the printer.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #234 on: August 17, 2012, 01:12:33 PM »
My god you have to ask this person at their desk if they are hemmy, j-dub documented his regrets about missing the chance at a goEMAW encounter
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« Reply #235 on: August 17, 2012, 01:14:06 PM »
Nope.  Through out subtle references and pay attention.  Then you know you have him and then tell him you are MODS or something.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #236 on: August 17, 2012, 01:25:10 PM »
was his keyboard covered in pizza grease?  pepperonis littered around the floor beneath his desk?


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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #237 on: August 17, 2012, 01:35:16 PM »
LSOC's hockey team, the Nordiques, takes it's first step towards the KCIC men's league championship this Sunday at 7:50 (primetime).

What rink? Johnson Dr?

Welp. we won the whole thing.  Feels good

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #238 on: August 17, 2012, 01:57:12 PM »
Went by his desk again.  No one there.  Must be off today.  There was a dell box on his desk.  I mean, all of our stuff is dell, so that doesn't really tell me anything.  But I bet Hemmy would have a Dell box on his desk at home.

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« Reply #239 on: August 17, 2012, 02:09:32 PM »
were there stacks upon stacks of printed out goEMAW.com threads?

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« Reply #240 on: August 17, 2012, 02:16:38 PM »
You guys are going to be such besties.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #241 on: August 17, 2012, 02:17:41 PM »
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« Reply #242 on: August 17, 2012, 02:17:47 PM »
was his keyboard covered in pizza grease?  pepperonis littered around the floor beneath his desk?


With those little ranch dressing packets you get from some pizza places.
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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #243 on: August 17, 2012, 02:21:26 PM »
I think I'm just going to assume he's the hemmy from here and just walk up to him and be like, "Man, that LSOC.  :lol: amirite?"

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #244 on: August 17, 2012, 02:24:55 PM »
hemmy wouldn't be caught dead with a dell.  false alarm. 

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #245 on: August 17, 2012, 02:25:52 PM »
I think I'm just going to assume he's the hemmy from here and just walk up to him and be like, "Man, that LSOC.  :lol: amirite?"

Do it and report back.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #246 on: August 17, 2012, 02:26:18 PM »
hemmy wouldn't be caught dead with a dell.  false alarm.
It's not his choice, dude.  Dell contract and whatnot.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #247 on: August 17, 2012, 02:26:53 PM »
hemmy wouldn't be caught dead with a dell.  false alarm.
It's not his choice, dude.  Dell contract and whatnot.

hmmmm....maybe then. maybe. 

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #248 on: August 17, 2012, 02:27:40 PM »
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Hemmy, just log in and tell us, already.

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Re: goEMAW encounters
« Reply #249 on: August 17, 2012, 02:31:59 PM »
this is driving me bananas. is it hemmy? is it not hemmy? i need some kind of hemmy closure. describe your work environment and what town it is in _mittons and we'll all see if we can't put this baby to bed.