I would totally watch a travel show with clams and daris as wander the world eating new foods and trying new customs. Rick would be the earnest one, giving everything a fair shot (I can imagine a great scene where rick eats a fermented snake egg or something and pretends to like it so the 89 yr old chinese lady who offered her home and food to them is not offended and then clams says "hey chinese lady get that rotten egg out of my rough ridin' face" (cut shot to producer looking shocked), and pissclams being the irascible grouch who hates everything different, but at the end comes around and is seen smiling and having a good time (at the end of the rural china episode he hugs the old chinese lady and tears up a bit when she says goodbye in broken english). I think they should ride around in a motorcycle with a side car.
