Official Missouri Regrets leaving Big 12 but Tries Really Hard to Justify Thread

[Not Sure]

I would love to have been in that room in 2005 when he was chosen just to see how it all went down.  I wonder how it happened?  How easy must it have been to sell things to Wefald? 

[jtksu]

Wasnt Diles on the 2006 squad as well?  What about Clary?  Ron had NFL talent for days and some salty assistant coaches...  (Well, that first year, anyway.)  Kinda gives me hope for life after Snyder. 

[bucket]

Wasnt Diles on the 2006 squad as well?  What about Clary?  Ron had NFL talent for days and some salty assistant coaches...  (Well, that first year, anyway.)  Kinda gives me hope for life after Snyder.

now you're catching on 

[PowercatPat]

Wasnt Diles on the 2006 squad as well?  What about Clary?  Ron had NFL talent for days and some salty assistant coaches...  (Well, that first year, anyway.)  Kinda gives me hope for life after Snyder.

Clary wasn't there in 2006. He was a senior in 2005.

[Katpappy]

Lost at home to the Commodores. "That's why I'm eeeeasy... easy like Sunday morning"..

I imagine that's what Alabama is going to sing very softly in the collective MU ear as the Tide force them to bite that pillow.

Goddamm that's 

[Barry McCockner]

Wasnt Diles on the 2006 squad as well?  What about Clary?  Ron had NFL talent for days and some salty assistant coaches...  (Well, that first year, anyway.)  Kinda gives me hope for life after Snyder.

You guys didn't learn crap from the Weber hire, did you?  Or are you expecting Currie to bail before the basketball program goes into full dumpster fire mode (2-3 years)?   

[ednksu]

Lost at home to the Commodores. "That's why I'm eeeeasy... easy like Sunday morning"..

I imagine that's what Alabama is going to sing very softly in the collective MU ear as the Tide force them to bite that pillow.

Goddamm that's 

somebody made the post on tiger board that Bama would bring KY yours and mine.  I was going to post this

but than I had a slight seizure from their board layout and lost interest

[Mr Bread]

LOL at you guys thinking Alabama is giving them a pillow.  ITK: Alabama will be giving them a gum blood-stained dowel rod with plenty of teeth marks already on it.     

[Katpappy]

LOL at you guys thinking Alabama is giving them a pillow.  ITK: Alabama will be giving them a gum blood-stained dowel rod with plenty of teeth marks already on it.     

Mr. Bread, seems like you been in places many of us haven't. 

[Kat Kid]

LOL at you guys thinking Alabama is giving them a pillow.  ITK: Alabama will be giving them a gum blood-stained dowel rod with plenty of teeth marks already on it.     

Mr. Bread, seems like you been in places many of us haven't. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

http://www.firepinkel.com/

[CNS]

That is like moving your Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kid from a KCMO public school to some super awesome prep school, then beating him because he isn't doing as well as the non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids that have been there the whole time.

[MadCat]

http://www.firepinkel.com/

Keys to Not Losing By 76 Points to Alabama
by
Iam4Mizzou
, Yesterday at 02:30 PM

    1. First of all, 76 is not divisible by 7. Alabama would have to do some crazy math to reach 76. I feel comfortable that 76 will not be achieved.

    2. That's all I got.

 

[Rage Against the McKee]

That is like moving your Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kid from a KCMO public school to some super awesome prep school, then beating him because he isn't doing as well as the non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids that have been there the whole time.

Missouri would be even worse (if that's possible) in the Big 12 this season.

[CNS]

That is like moving your Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kid from a KCMO public school to some super awesome prep school, then beating him because he isn't doing as well as the non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids that have been there the whole time.

Missouri would be even worse (if that's possible) in the Big 12 this season.

KU is one guaranteed win if they were here.  After last week, can you guarantee anything for them in their new confy?

[Rage Against the McKee]

That is like moving your Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kid from a KCMO public school to some super awesome prep school, then beating him because he isn't doing as well as the non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids that have been there the whole time.

Missouri would be even worse (if that's possible) in the Big 12 this season.

KU is one guaranteed win if they were here.  After last week, can you guarantee anything for them in their new confy?

Kentucky is worse than Kansas.

[TBL]

http://www.firepinkel.com/

Keys to Not Losing By 76 Points to Alabama
by
Iam4Mizzou
, Yesterday at 02:30 PM

    1. First of all, 76 is not divisible by 7. Alabama would have to do some crazy math to reach 76. I feel comfortable that 76 will not be achieved.

    2. That's all I got.

 

10 TD's and 3 safety's. Seems doable too me.

[TBL]

LOL at you guys thinking Alabama is giving them a pillow.  ITK: Alabama will be giving them a gum blood-stained dowel rod with plenty of teeth marks already on it.     

Pinkle and his running backs coach, Brian Jones, have been practicing for the post game festivities.

[SdK]

http://www.firepinkel.com/

Keys to Not Losing By 76 Points to Alabama
by
Iam4Mizzou
, Yesterday at 02:30 PM

    1. First of all, 76 is not divisible by 7. Alabama would have to do some crazy math to reach 76. I feel comfortable that 76 will not be achieved.

    2. That's all I got.

 

I also enjoyed this very much!

[cvmcat]

http://www.firepinkel.com/

Keys to Not Losing By 76 Points to Alabama
by
Iam4Mizzou
, Yesterday at 02:30 PM

    1. First of all, 76 is not divisible by 7. Alabama would have to do some crazy math to reach 76. I feel comfortable that 76 will not be achieved.

    2. That's all I got.

 

Their placekicker will be worn out by the 11th TD and not have the energy to kick the PAT.

[slobber]

http://www.firepinkel.com/

Keys to Not Losing By 76 Points to Alabama
by
Iam4Mizzou
, Yesterday at 02:30 PM
First of all, 76 is not divisible by 7. Alabama would have to do some crazy math to reach 76. I feel comfortable that 76 will not be achieved.
    1. DO NOT BLOCK A P.A.T.
    2. That's all I got.

 

FIam4MizzouP

[Emo EMAW]

So even KU successfully run a fake punt.   

[Sandstone Outcropping]

FULL ON DUMPSTER FIRE IN COLUMBIA

 

[O-town Kat]

Need a Pinkel-to-rehab story to bookend this epic season.

[qatzmanchu]

Guys longtime lurker, first time poster here.

Might be luking this up, but rumor out of Columbia is that Gary might have knocked up a weather filly.
Supposedly she was a weather girl in columbia, now in the KC market.

Got my source recording to check for identifiable preggers pouch.

Might be the final nail in the coffin.