Author Topic: Official Missouri Regrets leaving Big 12 but Tries Really Hard to Justify Thread (Read 215276 times)

CNS · « **Reply #200 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:51:43 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 11, 2012, 03:42:07 PM

Just got back. Did you guys know they are super proud that they have a trash strewn, busted up interstate that bi-sects their town? What is wrong with those idiots? Do they need commerce that bad that they build their town straddling a major interstate? weirdos

Imagine that....a town in MO that plans like crap.

Garbage in/garbage out.

The Hillbilly lifestyle seems to be something that, once engrained, simply doesn't wash off. Feel bad for all the little Missourians out there. It's not their fault. You know...

MadCat · « **Reply #201 on:** July 11, 2012, 04:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on July 11, 2012, 03:47:35 PM

Quote from: deputy dawg on July 11, 2012, 03:18:29 PM
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They prefer to start the day with booty bumps/butt rockets (meth administered in the rectum). The ladies generally boof or suitcase it I've heard. Fancy iced coffees don't really stack up.

Holy crap! I had to make numerous consultations to urbandictionary.com. So, you're saying that Moo women begin and end the day sticking something up their ass?

Yes. It enhances the absorption and protects against meth mouth. They also soak tampons in vodka and insert. Can then get wicked day drunk and nobody knows why they are nor does their breath smell all boozy.

Great. Now I want a vagina.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #202 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:32:27 AM »

Every vehicle in Columbia, MO has either a dent or a memorial window sticker for someone born in the 90's named either "Levi" or "Macey"

deputy dawg · « **Reply #203 on:** July 12, 2012, 11:50:37 AM »

Has anyone ever noticed that Columbia, MO, and Lawrence, KS are where rusted out conversion vans go to die?

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #204 on:** July 12, 2012, 02:16:02 PM »

I was just in Columbia, Missouri due to a Craig's List hook-up and I saw a white rape van ('82 Ford conversion van) with all black spray painted windows. Pretty sure the owner of this prestigious vehicle had a Sandusky tat on his right arm and a Bernie Fine tat on the left.

Mizzou leaving the conference means less rape vans / meth labs across the conference.

'taterblast · « **Reply #205 on:** July 12, 2012, 02:17:43 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 12, 2012, 02:16:02 PM

I was just in Columbia, Missouri due to a Craig's List hook-up

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SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #206 on:** July 12, 2012, 02:59:45 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on July 12, 2012, 02:17:43 PM

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 12, 2012, 02:16:02 PM
I was just in Columbia, Missouri due to a Craig's List hook-up

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The blump of all blumps

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Norm93 · « **Reply #207 on:** July 12, 2012, 10:57:27 PM »

Tigers (mu) dominate preseason All-SEC team. 3rd team, that is.

http://www.kansascity.com/2012/07/12/3701995/four-tigers-make-the-coaches-preseason.html

PowercatPat · « **Reply #208 on:** July 13, 2012, 03:25:37 PM »

They just said on CFB Live that Mizzou will be lucky to start the season 2-5. They'll likely be 1-6.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #209 on:** July 13, 2012, 03:27:13 PM »

I think they will start 5-2, the only losses being to South Carolina and Alabama.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #210 on:** July 13, 2012, 03:36:54 PM »

I have those cousin marrying meth making "southerners" going 6-6 with loses to Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Tennessee and Texa$ A & Mason Jars.

And...to respond to the Craig's List hook ups...the most desparate of fatties can be found in the woman looking for men section in Columbia, Missouri. The bigger they are, the more they eat...the better the bj.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #211 on:** July 13, 2012, 04:32:10 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 13, 2012, 03:36:54 PM

I have those cousin marrying meth making "southerners" going 6-6 with loses to Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Tennessee and Texa$ A & Mason Jars.

And...to respond to the Craig's List hook ups...the most desparate of fatties can be found in the woman looking for men section in Columbia, Missouri. The bigger they are, the more they eat...the better the bj.

kstatefans is thattawaaaayyy ------->

puniraptor · « **Reply #212 on:** July 13, 2012, 05:06:44 PM »

I'm not sure eating skills equate to BJ skills. What I do to a rack of ribs or pbj I would not want done to my dick.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #213 on:** July 13, 2012, 06:34:23 PM »

Mods, blumpkin is awesome. Can we get him a sep board about slaying chubbies?

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #214 on:** July 13, 2012, 08:30:09 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 13, 2012, 06:34:23 PM

Mods, blumpkin is awesome. Can we get him a sep board about slaying chubbies?

Possible title to new board: "Blump Chunkin' Buffet: Chub Bubblin"

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"50 ways to Blump your Chunker"

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #215 on:** July 13, 2012, 08:42:04 PM »

Pig stabbin with the Blump

star seed 7 · « **Reply #216 on:** July 13, 2012, 08:53:05 PM »

hoggin with blumps. (possible pigaggie attraction)

Bloodfart · « **Reply #217 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:01:03 PM »

Blumpin' pumpin' a plumpin'

KITNfury · « **Reply #218 on:** July 13, 2012, 09:24:39 PM »

I hope they win the east division.

EMAW4life-JHL · « **Reply #219 on:** July 14, 2012, 11:21:41 AM »

Put some Plump in your Blump! *Billy Mays Voice* RIP

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #220 on:** July 14, 2012, 08:54:55 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on July 13, 2012, 09:01:03 PM

Blumpin' pumpin' a plumpin'

This is a solid name.

how about "Indiana Blumps and the Temple of Chunks", "Edward Blumpkinhands" or "Huge Whores II: Attack of the Blumps" ?

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #221 on:** July 14, 2012, 10:42:42 PM »

The Good Year Blump

(Also Blumpin' pumpin' a plumpin' is very good but it should probz be spelled plump'un? Like when Al Bundy used to read Big'Uns? Other than that it's pretty perfect.)

BoondockSooner · « **Reply #222 on:** July 15, 2012, 12:02:52 AM »

Guys I'm going to Missouri (wish I could have gone to OU) and they literally talked about Kansas at the transfer welcome day. They don't know who their SEC rival will even be yet.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #223 on:** July 15, 2012, 09:38:34 AM »

Quote from: BoondockSooner on July 15, 2012, 12:02:52 AM

Guys I'm going to Missouri (wish I could have gone to OU) and they literally talked about Kansas at the transfer welcome day. They don't know who their SEC rival will even be yet.

Tigerboard is covered in threads about ku/KSU/OU and Texas or about the Big 12 and then 40 posters log on to post " forget about them, we are SEC now! (nm)"

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #224 on:** July 15, 2012, 10:29:18 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 15, 2012, 09:38:34 AM

Quote from: BoondockSooner on July 15, 2012, 12:02:52 AM
Guys I'm going to Missouri (wish I could have gone to OU) and they literally talked about Kansas at the transfer welcome day. They don't know who their SEC rival will even be yet.

Tigerboard is covered in threads about ku/KSU/OU and Texas or about the Big 12 and then 40 posters log on to post " forget about them, we are SEC now! (nm)"

Yea there is a lot of "this will take time to get used to but I can't tell you how excited I am that we are in the SEC" type comments.