Official Missouri Regrets leaving Big 12 but Tries Really Hard to Justify Thread

[MixBerryCrunch]

I don't think I'm even viewing that board right... Do you honestly have to click on each message to read whole post? 

That's what everyone thinks at first, but then you soon realize that it actually IS that shitty.

Are they taking donations so they can have a better messageboard? I feel sad for them. 

[MadCat]

I don't think I'm even viewing that board right... Do you honestly have to click on each message to read whole post? 

That's what everyone thinks at first, but then you soon realize that it actually IS that shitty.

Are they taking donations so they can have a better messageboard? I feel sad for them. 

They'll just run down to the liquor store and booze up on the proceeds. Don't encourage them.

[CNS]

Goodnes, it suddenly got super judgy in here.

[Muldoon]

http://m.tickld.com/x/the-50-states-of-america-if-they-were-actually-high-school-kids-california-is-p

[CHONGS]

http://m.tickld.com/x/the-50-states-of-america-if-they-were-actually-high-school-kids-california-is-p

Boy all white kids in this high school eh?

[PowercatPat]

I just love these losers:

SEC Southern Hospitality
Posted on: May 31, 2012 at 09:28:19 CT
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I continue to be amazed at the hospitality of the SEC folks that I run into (I know, I know, until they get us on the football field.).

I'm in Tupelo, MS. I held the door for an older man and his wife to get on the elevator - we started chatting (I was getting ready to work out and had my Mizzou gear on) and come to find out, he and his wife are from Tennessee and are avid Vol fans. They immediately said "Welcome" when I said I was from Missouri and said "We already know all about your team". I mentioned I was at the Volunteer Spring game and he said so were they.

He asked me to wait in the lobby and he came back in, gave me his contact information and proceeded to draw out a map on a napkin showing me exactly where his tailgate was for Tennessee home games. He and his wife said they would like my wife and I to stop by and have a few drinks with them before the game. He also asked about tickets (I said I always find them at the game) and he said he was going to call a friend who had a spare pair if I was interested.

But these people couldn't have been nicer. I'm running into that throughout the south. I loved the SEC move from the beginning and didn't think it possible, but I'm loving it more every day.

He's at it again:

SEC Southern Hospitality - Part 3
Posted on: August 4, 2014 at 19:01:27 CT
El Zorro MU
 
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I previously mentioned (2 years ago) that I ran into a couple on an elevator in a Best Western in Tupelo, MS - I had on my Mizzou shirt - they said "Welcome to the SEC" and they proceeded to tell me they were Tennessee fans - went to all of the games - and we get to the ground floor and they have me come over to a table and they write down on a napkin their phone numbers and drew a map showing me where their tail gate was at Knoxville.

They also put me in touch with someone in the Athletic Ticket Office who got me 4 tickets to the Mizzou / TN game 2 years ago.

Their tailgate location was awesome - right between the basketball arena and Neyland Stadium.

They came to Mizzou last year and once again, we got together before the game at a tailgate.

And they're sending my wife and me Christmas cards.

So I called my Tennessee buddy today to tell him I'm looking forward to seeing him in November.

Not only does he encourage me to call his friend in the ticket office to get any tickets I need, but he encourages me to come over for the Bama and Florida games in October - he can get us tickets.

And he mentions he has a condo in the mountains 40 minutes from Neyland and my wife and I should come over on Friday night - do some pre partying - go to the game on Saturday - and then play golf on Sunday.

I met this guy and his wife in an elevator in Best Western in Tupelo, MS.

Just another benefit of the SEC - southern hospitality!

[bshea85]

And he mentions he has a condo in the mountains 40 minutes from Neyland and my wife and I should come over on Friday night - do some pre partying...

My goodness, why do I get the feeling something awful is going to happen to that man and his wife?

[WildcatNkilt]

And he mentions he has a condo in the mountains 40 minutes from Neyland and my wife and I should come over on Friday night - do some pre partying...

My goodness, why do I get the feeling something awful is going to happen to that man and his wife?

I was just thinking the man and his wife are unknowingly walking into one of these:

[Rage Against the McKee]

And he mentions he has a condo in the mountains 40 minutes from Neyland and my wife and I should come over on Friday night - do some pre partying...

My goodness, why do I get the feeling something awful is going to happen to that man and his wife?

I was just thinking the man and his wife are unknowingly walking into one of these:

He's going to enjoy it, though.

[bshea85]

And he mentions he has a condo in the mountains 40 minutes from Neyland and my wife and I should come over on Friday night - do some pre partying...

My goodness, why do I get the feeling something awful is going to happen to that man and his wife?

I was just thinking the man and his wife are unknowingly walking into one of these:

He's going to enjoy it, though.

I was thinking the exact same thing.  Gotta love that Southern Hospitality.

[steve dave]

I wasn't thinking that at all. you guys are weird.

[sonofdaxjones]

40 miles from Knoxville . . . is like Deliverance Country.

Burt Reynolds is old, so I don't see him coming to save the day.

 

[bshea85]

40 miles from Knoxville . . . is like Deliverance Country.
 

So you're thinking of this kind of scenario? 

[Katpappy]

40 miles from Knoxville . . . is like Deliverance Country.
 

So you're thinking of this kind of scenario? 

Let keep Katdaddy out of this perversion(sexual behavior or desire that is considered abnormal or unacceptable). 

[MouseRat]

40 miles from Knoxville . . . is like Deliverance Country.
 

So you're thinking of this kind of scenario? 

Let keep Katdaddy out of this perversion(sexual behavior or desire that is considered abnormal or unacceptable). 

Tennessee and GA are ok.  Once you get into VA, KY, and WV it gets a little inbread and rapey.

[Missouriscribe]

And he mentions he has a condo in the mountains 40 minutes from Neyland and my wife and I should come over on Friday night - do some pre partying...

My goodness, why do I get the feeling something awful is going to happen to that man and his wife?

That golf outing is going to be very awkward.

[EMAWmeister]

Get the eff out of here bshea

[ksupamplemousse]

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/campus-corner/article1153397.html

Wish we could be this elite, SEC is really paying off for the Tigers.

[Brock Landers]

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/campus-corner/article1153397.html

Wish we could be this elite, SEC is really paying off for the Tigers.

Not gonna lie, I'm jelly of their Jello

[MadCat]

I'm not sure if I've ever had lemon Jell-O^®

[bshea85]

[Emo EMAW]

Not really relevant but topical. 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153038622870283&set=vb.300173130282&type=2&theater

[TownieCat]

Not really relevant but topical. 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153038622870283&set=vb.300173130282&type=2&theater

Looks like something a 5-7 team would do.

[Unruly]

Do we have 48 quarterbacks too?

[SdK]

#olinetwerking