What are you best in World at?

[_33]

The bench press.  And lying.

[CHONGS]

The bench press.  And lying.

Are you lying about being the best at lying?


wait a minute......

[Stevesie60]

Shooting things like basketballs into things like baskets. I always shoot things into the trash from across the room. It progressed into shooting things into people's cups from across the table, then from across the room (only when they were empty, because I'm not a dick like that). Now I'm getting pretty good at shoothing things from behind my back. Recently mastered throwing things into the trash can from across the room from behind my back.

[EMAWmeister]

eatin dat pussy

I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.

Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.

[DQ12]

eatin dat pussy

I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.

Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.

Confirmed.  Emawmeister loves coke zero.  It's pretty hilarious.

[That_Guy]

I'm probably the best in the world at napping. I can nap like a motherf*cker.


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[slobber]

eatin dat pussy

I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.

Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.

From your first comment, I would say that the second one can't be true.

[CNS]

man, after a year i finally figured out what emape means.

 

Figuring out acronyms.   

[Dugout DickStone]

Working a room.

[EMAWmeister]

eatin dat pussy

I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.

Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.

Confirmed.  Emawmeister loves coke zero.  It's pretty hilarious.

But oh man, it gets pretty confusing sometimes as I also enjoy a Bud S'lect from time to time. Reach in for my morning CZ, *crack* and whoops, the aroma of a smooth American pilsner fills the room.

Welp, that's college AMIRIGHT!?!? 

[DQ12]

eatin dat pussy

I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.

Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.

Confirmed.  Emawmeister loves coke zero.  It's pretty hilarious.

But oh man, it gets pretty confusing sometimes as I also enjoy a Bud S'lect from time to time. Reach in for my morning CZ, *crack* and whoops, the aroma of a smooth American pilsner fills the room.

Welp, that's college AMIRIGHT!?!? 

I'm sure Emawmeister will retell these silly tales from his undergraduate days to his little ones (when they're old enough, of course  ) and the whole meister family will laugh and laugh.

Love will fill the room.