Author Topic: just the pro tip (Read 2710 times)

KITNfury · « **on:** May 11, 2012, 06:48:27 PM »

students: you're gonna have to show up, like, real early to games now cuz we're gonna be awesome

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ednksu · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2012, 06:59:13 PM »

students its best to wear a purple shirt and whatever accompanying face paint you choose.
*please no black, gray, or white shirts*

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2012, 07:12:44 PM »

Students,

Our official hand signal is the WC made with your right hand. Use that for everything, especially band cheers.

_33 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2012, 07:15:35 PM »

Students,

I think I speak for everyone who has ever attended college at KSU when I say that you are not as good as we were when we were in college. Just keep that in mind.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2012, 08:32:35 PM »

Students,

know this....I will probably love you and high five you if you are really loud and intimidating and awesome and beautiful while we are winning games and crushing dreams. good chance i hug you. you better enjoy this.

wmt

That_Guy · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2012, 08:33:35 PM »

So much to live up to and so many expectations. I will be in iCat giving it my all!

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Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2012, 08:50:07 PM »

The least knowledgeable, most vocal, absolutely drunkest, most powertardy, Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) group of like 4 guys will sit right behind you and annoy you the entire game.

Be ready to have to be the bigger man.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #7 on:** May 11, 2012, 09:05:53 PM »

Students,

Just know that if your trying to get someone to pick you up that did not attend the game, you are going to walk much further than you originally thought and should probably just call the person back, say "F it, meet you at RAB." and proceed with your night.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2012, 09:10:03 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on May 11, 2012, 09:05:53 PM

Students,

Just know that if your trying to get someone to pick you up that did not attend the game, you are going to walk much further than you originally thought and should probably just call the person back, say "F it, meet you at RAB." and proceed with your night.

Also, don't be friends with students who don't go to every game

Shacks · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2012, 09:11:24 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on May 11, 2012, 09:05:53 PM

Students,

Just know that if your trying to get someone to pick you up that did not attend the game, you are going to walk much further than you originally thought and should probably just call the person back, say "F it, meet you at RAB." and proceed with your night.

The postgame bus that drops you off in Aggieville is great for this situation

'taterblast · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2012, 09:21:08 PM »

Students,

After touchdowns and big plays it is allowed, somewhat expected, to high five everyone within reaching distance.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2012, 09:41:10 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on May 11, 2012, 09:21:08 PM

Students,

After touchdowns and big plays it is allowed, somewhat expected, to high five everyone within reaching distance.

High tens are expected to those in VERY close proximity.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2012, 09:58:43 PM »

Students,

Don't unnecessarily grope the chiefs souls that body surf after a CAT TD.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2012, 10:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on May 11, 2012, 09:58:43 PM

Students,

Don't unnecessarily grope the chiefs souls that body surf after a CAT TD.

Students, why don't you body surf the hotties anymore? or anyone for that matter?

-concerned wmt in kc

DQ12 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2012, 10:09:23 PM »

Students, it's hilarious to grab your fattest friend or a friend you hate and send them body surfing after a big Wildcat score.

DQ12 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2012, 10:16:52 PM »

Students,

No matter what, remember that it's just a game played by (mostly) strangers. There are more important things in your life. That being said, KSU football is important too. Take a few hours and go to the game. While you're there, give all of yourself to it. Let it overcome you. During those few hours, make it the most important thing in your life. You'll be glad you did, because after a great win, you might feel so emotionally overcome that you look around, at all your friends, acquaintances and fellow students being totally and completely blissful. Notice those moments, because they're very, very special. It might just make you tear up for a short spell.

When it's over, you can go back to worrying about other, more important things. But remember to be grateful to that group of (mostly) strangers, those who gave you that profound, gift - the brief time period when nothing else mattered.

DQ12 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2012, 10:24:46 PM »

Students,

sunscreen is really important, even if you "never burn." One time (UCLA '10) i thought my entire nose was going to fall off because of how bad it burned/scabbed.

DQ12 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2012, 10:30:19 PM »

Students,

There aren't many times in life when you get to high-five people you don't know. Give it a shot after the Lynch Mob (the nickname for ksu's d) gets an important stop.

KITNfury · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2012, 11:09:03 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 11, 2012, 10:30:19 PM

Students,

There aren't many times in life when you get to high-five people you don't know. Give it a shot after the Lynch Mob (the nickname for ksu's d) gets an important stop.

At the risk of derailing my own thread, I have a true story to tell. After the aTm game last year, I was drunk and literally high dived ay least 20-30 people I didn't know on my way back to the car. Two people turned me down. At first I was sad, but then I realised they were aTm fans.

EMAW4life-JHL · « **Reply #19 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:04:22 AM »

at the after parties, you bring at least 2 girls with you.
maintaining a 2:1 girl:guy ratio is essential to getting your purple weiner played with by some gorgeous EMAW female afterwards.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:30:23 AM »

Quote from: EMAW4life-JHL on May 12, 2012, 10:04:22 AM

at the after parties, you bring at least 2 girls with you.
maintaining a 2:1 girl:guy ratio is essential to getting your purple weiner played with by some gorgeous EMAW female afterwards.

EMAW4-life-JHL post

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:37:52 AM »

Go to away games. It'll never be easier to do than it is right now. One of your buddies will always have a cousin you can crash with.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:39:19 AM »

Have a few beers before the game, get loosened up. But don't be the obnoxious falling down drunk guy. Nobody likes that guy.

Trim · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2012, 12:00:24 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 12, 2012, 11:39:19 AM

Have a few beers before the game, get loosened up. But don't be the obnoxious falling down drunk guy. Nobody likes that guy.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2012, 12:03:53 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 12, 2012, 11:37:52 AM

Go to away games. It'll never be easier to do than it is right now. One of your buddies will always have a cousin you can crash with.

This. Saw the gridironqhatz play at every single (then-)Big 12 venue in college. Went to every home/away/spring/bowl game for 3 1/2 years straight. Weird Robert in training.