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Re: Self Report
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2012, 11:21:31 AM »
The tucks like mediocrity.

If you see it for what it is, a bone, it is damn lucky we have Currie. He even said that is what this wasin the Topeka. Capital journal yesterday.

so currie's master plan is to throw as many secondary violations at the ncaa as possible so they won't snoop around?  do you rough ridin' seriously believe this?  do you rough ridin' seriously believe that we're doing over compliance in some sort of athletic department wide effort to let the real, serious cheating that we're doing go unnoticed?  please tell me you don't think this.  jfc.

Sorry it is too complex for you mind to wrap around it. Currie is an innovator.

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yeah, it's pretty amazing what some people will believe

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Re: Self Report
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2012, 12:20:55 PM »
The tucks like mediocrity.

If you see it for what it is, a bone, it is damn lucky we have Currie. He even said that is what this wasin the Topeka. Capital journal yesterday.

so currie's master plan is to throw as many secondary violations at the ncaa as possible so they won't snoop around?  do you rough ridin' seriously believe this?  do you rough ridin' seriously believe that we're doing over compliance in some sort of athletic department wide effort to let the real, serious cheating that we're doing go unnoticed?  please tell me you don't think this.  jfc.

Sorry it is too complex for you mind to wrap around it. Currie is an innovator.

partly stupid, with a 70% chance of respect

yeah, it's pretty amazing what some people will believe

Yes it is.  :cheers:
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Re: Self Report
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2012, 12:42:55 PM »
Currie doesn't have a master plan of reporting every small violation to build up good will with the NCAA to cash in later.  Currie has a master plan of hyper compliance investigation (with an addition of penny pinching to the point that FB players are tweeting about lack of socks) so he can find every small violation possible to report so he can rebuild his image (see resume) after the debacle at Tennessee under his watch.    That's it and that's all.
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Re: Self Report
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2012, 01:17:32 PM »
Fitz is way off on this report, has zero to do with lockett. have no idea where that came from. self report has to do with another player.

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Re: Self Report
« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2012, 01:39:03 PM »
storm nut, isn't the point of reporting small stuff so you can get away with big stuff and win important games? Do you want to explain to me why we threw Jamar under the bus for a tournament game? One that if we won, we would have moved onto the Sweet 16? I have to assume you're trolling or straight up Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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Re: Self Report
« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2012, 01:49:37 PM »
storm nut, isn't the point of reporting small stuff so you can get away with big stuff and win important games? Do you want to explain to me why we threw Jamar under the bus for a tournament game? One that if we won, we would have moved onto the Sweet 16? I have to assume you're trolling or straight up Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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Re: Self Report
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2012, 09:31:19 AM »
storm nut, isn't the point of reporting small stuff so you can get away with big stuff and win important games? Do you want to explain to me why we threw Jamar under the bus for a tournament game? One that if we won, we would have moved onto the Sweet 16? I have to assume you're trolling or straight up Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Because Frank had already crap the bed, and Jamar woudn't have made any difference?  Just guessing here.

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Re: Self Report
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2012, 09:59:16 AM »
Bill should just give Sams, Bender, and Gronk a list of recruits and make them call them every night.

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Re: Self Report
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2012, 10:00:55 AM »
Sams should be given the green light to tweet everything.  Everything.  He should make his twitter into his own personal reality TV show.  Then all the coaches would have to do is make sure recruits follow sams.  done deal.

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Re: Self Report
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2012, 11:30:49 AM »
Sams should be given the green light to tweet everything.  Everything.  He should make his twitter into his own personal reality TV show.  Then all the coaches would have to do is make sure recruits follow sams.  done deal.

Yes. Also, Gronk should take his whole family to the recruits' homes and then go out party rocking with them.

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Re: Self Report
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2012, 11:35:49 AM »
The Gronk oppy is coming when big bro Gronk appears on the upcoming dating show this summer.  Need to have him wear a WildWildCat tee shirt and give his little bro some props.  Maybe even throw in how much "dating" fun he had while visiting little bro this spring.

Sams just needs to play out a twitter documentary on blessed white girls and "playing fa LHC Bill Snyder".