Gronk'd Out

[Bloodfart]

OMG, could you imagine a GRONK blasting someone in the taint.  Oh MaN WoW!  What an image that would be.  Pieces of taint strewn all across MHK.   

EDIT:  Steve Dave can you rate the potential destruction of a GRONK taint bashing?  Would like to hear a professional's opinion.  TIA.

[SwiftCat]

This older brother sounds huge! Are you a GRONK?

I mean, he can bench a whole 200 pounds. He is most likely a professional assassin or bodyguard. Maybe some sort of juiced up minor league baseball playe...either way I am pretty worried

I'm not quite sure what's going on here.

[the KHAN!]

I'll catch you up to speed.

Franklyfrankyou is so mumped, it's not even funny.

It's times like these I wonder why I didn't get into the funeral home business. Been nice knowing you bro. You're about to get Gronk'd the eff out of existence.

[FranklyFrankYou]

 

[DQ12]

This older brother sounds huge! Are you a GRONK?

I mean, he can bench a whole 200 pounds. He is most likely a professional assassin or bodyguard. Maybe some sort of juiced up minor league baseball playe...either way I am pretty worried

Well he's a physical therapist now, but played LB at Olathe South and at Butler CC.  He used to pick on Emawmeister when he came over, but it's one of those "only I can rough up Dlew's friends" kind of things.

Trust me, he could kick your ass.  Joke about beating him up all you want Mr. Internet Tough Guy, but if it ever crosses the line...well, like I said - Butler CC football.

[Bloodfart]

Lol, Yeah those Butler County boys are know for beating the shittouta their baseball team.  I once saw 2 BCCC FB players beat the crap out of 6 BCCC Baseball players.  The Baseball players even had weapons.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I think maybe FranklyFrankYou and OK Cat should just go hold hands or something while Gronk Nation continues to drink tons of booze and party rock in aggieville.

[LickNeckey]

Wow oscar got way out of line in this thread.

also #teamPARTYROCK

[EMAWmeister]

This older brother sounds huge! Are you a GRONK?

I mean, he can bench a whole 200 pounds. He is most likely a professional assassin or bodyguard. Maybe some sort of juiced up minor league baseball playe...either way I am pretty worried

Well he's a physical therapist now, but played LB at Olathe South and at Butler CC.  He used to pick on Emawmeister when he came over, but it's one of those "only I can rough up Dlew's friends" kind of things.

Trust me, he could kick your ass.  Joke about beating him up all you want Mr. Internet Tough Guy, but if it ever crosses the line...well, like I said - Butler CC football.

I started bleeding from one of his noogies one time. 

Also, BrucelyBruceYou, I'm pretty sure I could kick your ass myself.  I was a backup linebacker at a pretty big football school and you sound like kind of a pussy. One time I punched parrot14 so hard that he almost cried... with my LEFT hand.  And my face-mushing abilities are second to none.

[DQ12]

This older brother sounds huge! Are you a GRONK?

I mean, he can bench a whole 200 pounds. He is most likely a professional assassin or bodyguard. Maybe some sort of juiced up minor league baseball playe...either way I am pretty worried

Well he's a physical therapist now, but played LB at Olathe South and at Butler CC.  He used to pick on Emawmeister when he came over, but it's one of those "only I can rough up Dlew's friends" kind of things.

Trust me, he could kick your ass.  Joke about beating him up all you want Mr. Internet Tough Guy, but if it ever crosses the line...well, like I said - Butler CC football.

I started bleeding from one of his noogies one time. 

Also, BrucelyBruceYou, I'm pretty sure I could kick your ass myself.  I was a backup linebacker at a pretty big football school and you sound like kind of a pussy.

If you think you can take him, that's awesome 'meister.  But just say the word, and I can get Travis up here in a a few hours.

[EMAWmeister]

This older brother sounds huge! Are you a GRONK?

I mean, he can bench a whole 200 pounds. He is most likely a professional assassin or bodyguard. Maybe some sort of juiced up minor league baseball playe...either way I am pretty worried

Well he's a physical therapist now, but played LB at Olathe South and at Butler CC.  He used to pick on Emawmeister when he came over, but it's one of those "only I can rough up Dlew's friends" kind of things.

Trust me, he could kick your ass.  Joke about beating him up all you want Mr. Internet Tough Guy, but if it ever crosses the line...well, like I said - Butler CC football.

I started bleeding from one of his noogies one time. 

Also, BrucelyBruceYou, I'm pretty sure I could kick your ass myself.  I was a backup linebacker at a pretty big football school and you sound like kind of a pussy.

If you think you can take him, that's awesome 'meister.  But just say the word, and I can get Travis up here in a a few hours.

Back when I used to freebase creatine I feel like I would have given Travis a decent sparring partner, but he's got that weird "older brother" strength that defies logic.

[Pett]

Rob Gronkowski seen in the Union

[OK_Cat]

will baby gronk see the playing field this year?

[EMAWmeister]

Rob Gronkowski seen in the Union

Luke

[bubbles4ksu]

Rob Gronkowski seen in the Union

Luke

you are the best gronkowski family fan this site has.

[jtksu]

will baby gronk see the playing field this year?

Yup. Special teams. He's gonna yolo all over the place.