Great Invention Ideas

[Tobias]

if anyone is up for this #challenge it's puniraptor

[pissclams]

air but with vitamins in it
no need to eat anymore, just breathe and gain nutritional values from the vitamin injected oxygen

[star seed 7]

That's a trillion dollar idea wow

[The Big Train]

I wouldn't buy that, I love food

[pissclams]

minds eye - the air also has a special drug that makes you think you ate a great meal

[The Big Train]

Now we're talking

[puniraptor]

this one is a real moneymaker and consider this post my legally binding patent.

a bike helmet with an integrated bike lock. you just take off your helmet, pull the chair/wire out, wrap up your bike and lock it back into the helmet. that way your helmet and bike are locked up together AND you don't have to carry a separate bike lock which sux and is a hassle. when youre done the cable retracts back into the helmet.

 

[wetwillie]

be careful what you name it, looks like Helmetlok is already out there. 

[star seed 7]

Retractable chinstrap lock

[wetwillie]

ReLock

[420seriouscat69]

Binkies but with chin straps

[puniraptor]

Elizabeth Holmes Theranos but for testing if food is safe to eat or not. A countertop appliance that will prove to your loved ones that the 3 lb prosciutto that sat unrefrigerated on your front porch for 3 days because your father in law sent it while you were out of town is still good. You just put a little taste in the machine and then a minute later it tells you if e coli or salmonella or hepatitis or botulinum or whatever is popping off or not.

[ben ji]

Elizabeth Holmes Theranos but for testing if food is safe to eat or not. A countertop appliance that will prove to your loved ones that the 3 lb prosciutto that sat unrefrigerated on your front porch for 3 days because your father in law sent it while you were out of town is still good. You just put a little taste in the machine and then a minute later it tells you if e coli or salmonella or hepatitis or botulinum or whatever is popping off or not.

Thats already called dogs

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Elizabeth Holmes Theranos but for testing if food is safe to eat or not. A countertop appliance that will prove to your loved ones that the 3 lb prosciutto that sat unrefrigerated on your front porch for 3 days because your father in law sent it while you were out of town is still good. You just put a little taste in the machine and then a minute later it tells you if e coli or salmonella or hepatitis or botulinum or whatever is popping off or not.

Wow so you don't have a royal food taster?  Well that's embarrassing

[mocat]

Elizabeth Holmes Theranos but for testing if food is safe to eat or not. A countertop appliance that will prove to your loved ones that the 3 lb prosciutto that sat unrefrigerated on your front porch for 3 days because your father in law sent it while you were out of town is still good. You just put a little taste in the machine and then a minute later it tells you if e coli or salmonella or hepatitis or botulinum or whatever is popping off or not.

Thats already called dogs

irl true story: last night at dinner time i added a little bit of a different brand of dog food into the dog food bowl. this morning upon exiting my bedroom i found a fairly large pile of dog food on the floor, encased in bile/vomit.

[star seed 7]

It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it

[puniraptor]

My invention will not replace dogs

[puniraptor]

Royal Food Taster market is RIPE for DISRUPTING. I'm hungry NOW, I can't wait hours to days for a human RFT to sicken from food borne illness

[Rage Against the McKee]

I don't think my stomach would handle feces quite as well as a typical dog's does.

[mocat]

It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it

nah it was actually a little more EmoEmaw-y than b&g

[XocolateThundarr]

It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it

....or a CFS cc: @nicname @Trim

[Trim]

It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it

....or a CFS cc: @nicname @Trim

[nicname]

It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it

....or a CFS cc: @nicname @Trim

Heavy cleanup in the men’s room

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Tea made from ground coffee beans