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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2010, 12:13:47 AM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.

You do know how evolution works, don't you?  A cow's digestive system has evolved over thousands of years to eat one thing, grass.  You can't just suddenly decide that they should eat something entirely different and expect everything to go smoothly.

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2010, 01:05:31 AM »
If you have any favorite cuts, make sure you tell the butcher you want those first.  Get as many steaks as you can out of it.  Like Jeffy said, don't get ground meat until the butchers gotten as many good cuts out of it as possible.

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2010, 04:30:12 AM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.
I think I would if someone were planning on eating me. For the sake of their health of course.

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2010, 09:00:36 PM »
seems a little high.  but if it's a premium product, properly fed and aged, you're paying for what you get.  you can't beat great beef.


agree with the hamburger advice.
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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2010, 10:47:19 PM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.

You do know how evolution works, don't you?  A cow's digestive system has evolved over thousands of years to eat one thing, grass.  You can't just suddenly decide that they should eat something entirely different and expect everything to go smoothly.

You do know that corn is a grass, right?  Not a naturally occurring one, either.  Completely genetically manipulated by man.

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2010, 01:29:03 AM »
You do know that corn is a grass, right?  Not a naturally occurring one, either.  Completely genetically manipulated by man.

corn ensilage is a relatively decent food for cattle.
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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2010, 10:49:43 PM »
 :facepalm: <<< to almost all of you... really  :facepalm:

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2010, 10:52:25 PM »
imagine how good a beef-fed cow would taste.   :surprised:

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2010, 10:59:17 PM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.

You do know how evolution works, don't you?  A cow's digestive system has evolved over thousands of years to eat one thing, grass.  You can't just suddenly decide that they should eat something entirely different and expect everything to go smoothly.

You do know that corn is a grass, right?  Not a naturally occurring one, either.  Completely genetically manipulated by man.

It's naturally occurring (or was) and has just been bred and genetically modified into what it is today.

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2010, 11:01:20 PM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.

You do know how evolution works, don't you?  A cow's digestive system has evolved over thousands of years to eat one thing, grass.  You can't just suddenly decide that they should eat something entirely different and expect everything to go smoothly.

You do know that corn is a grass, right?  Not a naturally occurring one, either.  Completely genetically manipulated by man.

It's naturally occurring (or was) and has just been bred and genetically modified selected into what it is today.

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2010, 11:08:38 PM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.

You do know how evolution works, don't you?  A cow's digestive system has evolved over thousands of years to eat one thing, grass.  You can't just suddenly decide that they should eat something entirely different and expect everything to go smoothly.

You do know that corn is a grass, right?  Not a naturally occurring one, either.  Completely genetically manipulated by man.

It's naturally occurring (or was) and has just been bred and genetically modified selected into what it is today.

Pretty sure like 40% of the corn crop is GM

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2010, 11:23:34 PM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.

You do know how evolution works, don't you?  A cow's digestive system has evolved over thousands of years to eat one thing, grass.  You can't just suddenly decide that they should eat something entirely different and expect everything to go smoothly.

You do know that corn is a grass, right?  Not a naturally occurring one, either.  Completely genetically manipulated by man.

It's naturally occurring (or was) and has just been bred and genetically modified selected into what it is today.

Pretty sure like 40% of the corn crop is GM

my bad, i thought we were talking beef

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2010, 11:31:01 PM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.

You do know how evolution works, don't you?  A cow's digestive system has evolved over thousands of years to eat one thing, grass.  You can't just suddenly decide that they should eat something entirely different and expect everything to go smoothly.

You do know that corn is a grass, right?  Not a naturally occurring one, either.  Completely genetically manipulated by man.

It's naturally occurring (or was) and has just been bred and genetically modified selected into what it is today.

Pretty sure like 40% of the corn crop is GM

my bad, i thought we were talking beef

Oh ok. I was gonna say breeding and "genetic selection" is the same thing

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2010, 11:36:17 PM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.

You do know how evolution works, don't you?  A cow's digestive system has evolved over thousands of years to eat one thing, grass.  You can't just suddenly decide that they should eat something entirely different and expect everything to go smoothly.

I can't believe brought up evolution on this board and expected anybody to know what you are talking about... Condescending and pretentious!

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2010, 11:40:30 PM »
Were humans predestine to live in houses, drive cars, and wear pants?

Looks like you have a few other changes you need to get to making along with your food.

Also, you may want to avoid medicine that is not in herb form as well as anything electronic.

You do know how evolution works, don't you?  A cow's digestive system has evolved over thousands of years to eat one thing, grass.  You can't just suddenly decide that they should eat something entirely different and expect everything to go smoothly.

I can't believe brought up evolution on this board and expected anybody to know what you are talking about... Condescending and pretentious!

So cattle can't eat cereal grains? Because that's the next generation of their respective grass  :dunno:

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2010, 11:53:01 PM »
Cows can eat all sorts of different things, but they are specically set up to eat grass.  Just sayin' that dramatically changing an animal's diet tends to cause issues.  Do a quick google search about zoo's issues with the feeding of their animals, all sorts of health issues associated with just minor modifications in diets.

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2010, 08:35:07 AM »
  :facepalm::jeffy: on the corn fed is bad.


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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2010, 08:44:40 AM »
I bet a cow fed exclusively fine cheeses would be delicious

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2010, 02:13:24 PM »
anybody know how much it would be for half a Kobe Cow?

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2010, 03:27:06 PM »
No such thing.  Kobe is simply the area they are raised, they

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2010, 03:28:14 PM »
are actually waigu.

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2010, 03:31:35 PM »
Loved the part of this thread where anti-government folks loved the government handout supported corn fed beef.  :lol:

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2010, 02:56:57 AM »
I'm reading Joel Salatin's "Salad Bar Beef" right now.

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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2010, 07:54:18 AM »
so which is it, do i like corn fed or grass fed beef, dumbasses?


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Re: Buying half a cow
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2010, 08:00:55 AM »
Loved the part of this thread where anti-government folks loved the government handout supported corn fed beef.  :lol:
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