oscar Weber facts

[AzCat]

 

Fact: Weber doesn't know who the eff ernie barrett is. 

It's Barnett dipshit, Ernie Barnett.  Try to keep up with oscar Fuckin' Weber!   

[mocat]

Fact: oscar Weber prefers tighty whiteys.

[AzCat]

Fact: He lost the presser.............BADLY!

Question: How the eff do you lose a presser?

Ask John Currie.  He appears to be the local expert on losing pressers badly ....

[EMAWesome]

Fact: oscar Weber goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him in the shower.

[DoyleLonnegan]

Miami (OH) 61, Illinois 58 
Tennessee St. 60, Illinois 58 
Penn State 68, Illinois 64
Penn State 52, Illinois 51
Penn State 38, Illinois 33
Penn State 64, Illinois 63
Western Kentucky 76, Illinois 72
Utah 60, Illinois 58 
Bradley 72, Illinois 68 
Georgia 70, Illinois 67
Northwestern 73, Illinois 68 
UIC 57, Illinois 54 
Penn State 57, Illinois 55
Indiana 52, Illinois 49
Northwestern 71, Illinois 70 
Penn State 54, Illinois 52
Minnesota 77, Illinois 72
Northwestern 74, Illinois 70
Nebraska 80, Illinois 57

The facepalms indicate historically bad losses. At least we beat Illinois State this year to avoid what would have been the career triple-abortion to in-state mid-major opponents.

http://alioneye.com/2012/04/03/on-weber-and-k-state/

[bruce]

Could have had Derrick Rose but told him to GTFO.

[michigancat]

Miami (OH) 61, Illinois 58 
Tennessee St. 60, Illinois 58 
Penn State 68, Illinois 64
Penn State 52, Illinois 51
Penn State 38, Illinois 33
Penn State 64, Illinois 63
Western Kentucky 76, Illinois 72
Utah 60, Illinois 58 
Bradley 72, Illinois 68 
Georgia 70, Illinois 67
Northwestern 73, Illinois 68 
UIC 57, Illinois 54 
Penn State 57, Illinois 55
Indiana 52, Illinois 49
Northwestern 71, Illinois 70 
Penn State 54, Illinois 52
Minnesota 77, Illinois 72
Northwestern 74, Illinois 70
Nebraska 80, Illinois 57

The facepalms indicate historically bad losses. At least we beat Illinois State this year to avoid what would have been the career triple-abortion to in-state mid-major opponents.

http://alioneye.com/2012/04/03/on-weber-and-k-state/

We paid this man millions of dollars for one tournament win in six years, and now K-State wants to pay him more?

That is not a question, that is a fact.

[michigancat]

zomg:

“I think if you go back it’s probably the best nine-year run in the history of the school or at least close.”

[ChiComCat]

Penn State 38, Illinois 33

Well, I know you were behind and all but 33 points isn't a bad half

[DoyleLonnegan]

zomg:

“I think if you go back it’s probably the best nine-year run in the history of the school or at least close.”

It's cool that he wanted to get into the spirit of this thread.

[michigancat]

zomg:

“I think if you go back it’s probably the best nine-year run in the history of the school or at least close.”

It's cool that he wanted to get into the spirit of this thread.

Yeah, that's great.

here is the interview: http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=7770392

He says he thought he was a dark horse for the K-State job. WE EVEN SHOCKED HIM.

[Skipper44]

Miami (OH) 61, Illinois 58 
Tennessee St. 60, Illinois 58 
Penn State 68, Illinois 64
Penn State 52, Illinois 51
Penn State 38, Illinois 33
Penn State 64, Illinois 63
Western Kentucky 76, Illinois 72
Utah 60, Illinois 58 
Bradley 72, Illinois 68 
Georgia 70, Illinois 67
Northwestern 73, Illinois 68 
UIC 57, Illinois 54 
Penn State 57, Illinois 55
Indiana 52, Illinois 49
Northwestern 71, Illinois 70 
Penn State 54, Illinois 52
Minnesota 77, Illinois 72
Northwestern 74, Illinois 70
Nebraska 80, Illinois 57

The facepalms indicate historically bad losses. At least we beat Illinois State this year to avoid what would have been the career triple-abortion to in-state mid-major opponents.

http://alioneye.com/2012/04/03/on-weber-and-k-state/

even if you take out the bad conference losses (Frank knows all about those) the losses to Tennessee States and Miami(OH)s and UICs are very alarming.  The Phog will be very mean after one of those 

[mocat]

Miami (OH) 61, Illinois 58 
Tennessee St. 60, Illinois 58 
Penn State 68, Illinois 64
Penn State 52, Illinois 51
Penn State 38, Illinois 33
Penn State 64, Illinois 63
Western Kentucky 76, Illinois 72
Utah 60, Illinois 58 
Bradley 72, Illinois 68 
Georgia 70, Illinois 67
Northwestern 73, Illinois 68 
UIC 57, Illinois 54 
Penn State 57, Illinois 55
Indiana 52, Illinois 49
Northwestern 71, Illinois 70 
Penn State 54, Illinois 52
Minnesota 77, Illinois 72
Northwestern 74, Illinois 70
Nebraska 80, Illinois 57

The facepalms indicate historically bad losses. At least we beat Illinois State this year to avoid what would have been the career triple-abortion to in-state mid-major opponents.

http://alioneye.com/2012/04/03/on-weber-and-k-state/

why is there a facepalm at northwestern 71 - illinois 70, but not a facepalm at northwestern 74 - illinois 70 ?

[Brock Landers]

Penn State 38, Illinois 33

Well, I know you were behind and all but 33 points isn't a bad half

How the eff did a football score end up on that list of basketball scores?  Oh wait........     

[michigancat]

he chose to wear orange jerseys at home against Wisconsin:

[ChiComCat]

he chose to wear orange jerseys at home against Wisconsin:

I can't even tell WTF is going on there

[chum1]

oh, man.  he is going to get us some terrible unis.

[DoyleLonnegan]

why is there a facepalm at northwestern 71 - illinois 70, but not a facepalm at northwestern 74 - illinois 70 ?

We actually lost to Northwestern enough that it was no longer noteworthy. 

That UIC loss was, statistically, the single worst loss in the entire history of our program. That team went on to go 2-16 in the Horizon League and 7-24 overall. AND it happened at the United Center, a building we used to be so dominant in that other Big Ten coaches formed a bloc to move the Big Ten Tournament away from it because of our advantage there.

#bruceweberfacts

[Bill Clarahan]

sorry, this is a facts thread, jrake. If you want to start a oscar Weber fantasy-land good vibes thread, please feel free.

those are all facts.

frank martin is a douchebag, a rotten person, and is disloyal and dishonest.
oscar weber is a good person, can coach, has failed, lost his team, but will rise again.
john currie asked softball questions during the interview.

If you're stating "he will rise again" as fact during easter season, well this can only mean one thing, maybe he is our man, or ghost, whichever you prefer

[Bloodfart]

Fact: oscar Weber makes people so mad they go home and kick the dog. 

Though I would never do this.
Cause I have no dog.

[Dugout DickStone]

Fact:  oscar Weber not only likes the smell of his own farts, but of his dog's too.

[TaqMan]

oh, man.  he is going to get us some terrible unis.

This is a talking point that needs much more play. Someone start a thread....

[wetwillie]

Fact: oscar weber and Kellis Have a very friendly relationship


Fact: oscar weber has decided to NOT attempt a snowcoat assistant staff

[ChiComCat]

Fact: If oscar Weber brings back the lavenders, I will say something nice about him once a month.

[Mr Bread]

zomg:

“I think if you go back it’s probably the best nine-year run in the history of the school or at least close.”

It's cool that he wanted to get into the spirit of this thread.

Yeah, that's great.

here is the interview: http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=7770392

He says he thought he was a dark horse for the K-State job. WE EVEN SHOCKED HIM.

To be fair, the dark horse statement is just misleading on its face.  He has a discolored penis, that's all he was talking about there.

On a more serious note, I love that oscar still managed to stroke himself off after being FIRED.  Nevermind it isn't even true.  "Yeah, I was the best thing that ever happened to Illinois basketball.  They're just a buncha stupid dicks is all."  You go oscar.

That is why nothing will change for oscar at KSU.  In his eyes, he did a great job at Illinois.  Two things KSU fans will likely learn very quickly with oscar as their coach are that: 1) whenever oscar Weber fails, it wasn't oscar Weber's fault and 2) when you really take the time to look at it, oscar Weber didn't actually fail.