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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #375 on: April 20, 2012, 07:35:22 AM »
Screw the billboards and air plane banners.  We should be raising money to give to the first EMAW too punch that respected rough ridin' bad person douche Currie right in his fat rough ridin' face.

Only face-punching?  Maybe allow for chokeouting?
Chokeouting would qualify as well but only if followed up with fatfacestomping.  Must leave a mark of shame that he will have to wear for weeks.

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #376 on: April 20, 2012, 08:28:44 AM »
Relax.  Let's just get him exposed for fraud and lining his pockets


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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #380 on: May 16, 2013, 12:47:20 PM »
Don't know if anyone else caught this, but BITB may be waging war against Currie in a "getting kicked upstairs" kind of way.  You know, how you'll praise some a-hole for a promotion that's out of your  department, just to get the a-hole out of your department?

Earlier this week, BITB went on a prolonged monologue of praise for Currie, saying that "he's going to be hired by a big-time program" for running the most profitable athletic dept in college sports, presiding over K-State winning conference titles in football and basketball, and maybe baseball, etc. etc.

So, was BITB trying to kick Currie to another athletic dept?

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #381 on: May 16, 2013, 12:53:55 PM »
bitb loves currie


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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #382 on: May 16, 2013, 12:57:06 PM »
Things have never been worse for KSU athletics than they are right now.

 :frown:

Things look so dark I can't even work up any anger.  Just unrelenting depression.

Currie.
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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #383 on: May 16, 2013, 01:01:53 PM »
Things have never been worse for KSU athletics than they are right now.

 :frown:

Things look so dark I can't even work up any anger.  Just unrelenting depression.

Currie.

Its is pretty rough being a K-State fan.

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #384 on: May 16, 2013, 01:03:41 PM »
bitb loves currie

Yeah, that was the tone that BITB had, but it had the practical effect of promoting Currie as the up-and-coming guy for the next big athletic director hire.  I can always hope...

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #385 on: May 16, 2013, 01:18:12 PM »
Things have never been worse for KSU athletics than they are right now.

 :frown:

Things look so dark I can't even work up any anger.  Just unrelenting depression.

Currie.

Its is pretty rough being a K-State fan.


Yep, Weber looks like a great hire who can really recruit with the best of 'em. 

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #386 on: May 16, 2013, 01:19:42 PM »
bitb loves currie

Yeah, that was the tone that BITB had, but it had the practical effect of promoting Currie as the up-and-coming guy for the next big athletic director hire.  I can always hope...

you want currie fired?


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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #387 on: May 16, 2013, 01:20:17 PM »
Things have never been worse for KSU athletics than they are right now.

 :frown:

Things look so dark I can't even work up any anger.  Just unrelenting depression.

Currie.

Its is pretty rough being a K-State fan.

doubt we even win the conference championship in all three major sports again next year  :frown:

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #388 on: May 16, 2013, 01:24:19 PM »
Things have never been worse for KSU athletics than they are right now.

 :frown:

Things look so dark I can't even work up any anger.  Just unrelenting depression.

Currie.

Its is pretty rough being a K-State fan.

doubt we even win the conference championship in all three major sports again next year  :frown:


Congrats on that feat, by the way.  Hell of an accomplishment.


 :cheers:

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #389 on: May 16, 2013, 01:28:38 PM »
Congrats to you too, beems. You'll be hanging banners soon as well, with the next LBJ in your pocket.

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #390 on: May 16, 2013, 01:44:57 PM »
you want currie fired?

i'd like to see him die, but i'll celebrate whatever misfortune god sees fit to visit upon him.
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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #391 on: May 16, 2013, 01:50:26 PM »
you want currie fired?

i'd like to see him die, but i'll celebrate whatever misfortune god sees fit to visit upon him.

i'd posit that the odds of you liking his successor less than you like currie are extremely high.


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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #392 on: May 16, 2013, 02:58:30 PM »
Things have never been worse for KSU athletics than they are right now.

 :frown:

Things look so dark I can't even work up any anger.  Just unrelenting depression.

Currie.

Its is pretty rough being a K-State fan.

doubt we even win the conference championship in all three major sports again next year  :frown:

Give the others a chance or they will get butthurt.

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #393 on: May 16, 2013, 03:56:58 PM »
i'd posit that the odds of you liking his successor less than you like currie are extremely high.

you're positing a very low probability event.
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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #394 on: May 16, 2013, 04:10:36 PM »
I had a chance to meet Currie and Weber about a month ago... Currie was really poised well spoken... Weber was akward and rambley... so i suppose the complement paid by the former is undone by the later.

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #395 on: May 16, 2013, 06:52:50 PM »
i'd posit that the odds of you liking his successor less than you like currie are extremely high.

you're positing a very low probability event.

be careful what you wish for


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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #396 on: May 17, 2013, 08:11:31 AM »
dnr thread. did we ever get anything accomplished?

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #397 on: May 17, 2013, 08:17:34 AM »
here's an idea: moderate our message a little bit and help the environment.

As a symbol of protest we shall plant trees in the cracks of sidewalks near the new press box. Wait five years, then see the benefits of our protest sprout long after all this stuff has been resolved anyway.

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #398 on: May 18, 2013, 12:02:57 AM »
Met this Currie guy at an ISU Volleyball match once. Nice fellow.

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Re: The Official War Against John Currie Thread
« Reply #399 on: May 22, 2013, 08:38:10 AM »
Met this Currie guy at an ISU Volleyball match once. Nice fellow.

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