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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« on: March 31, 2012, 08:51:59 PM »
"john, did the fact that a different university just paid close to four million dollars for the right to fire the person that you just hired give you any pause whatsoever?"

-follow up-

"what does it say about the university that paid four million to fire him and what does it say about you that chose to hire him?


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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2012, 08:52:53 PM »
WHat does it say about K-State hoops that it picking for scraps of other programs?

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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2012, 09:56:12 PM »
these were exactly the questions i was yelling at my radio. 

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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2012, 09:58:49 PM »
John, nice to see you again.  If lawn care was such a high priority for you in this hiring decision, why didn't you keep it local and check out some of the small landscaping businesses in and around Manhattan?
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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2012, 10:02:18 PM »
"John, you made no attempt to retain Frank Martin, who won a tourney game 4 out of the last 5 years, what specific levels of achievement are expected from his successor?"

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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2012, 10:35:42 PM »
Question #1: "How dare you?"

Question #2: "Who do you think you are?"

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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2012, 10:38:05 PM »
Why do you hate KSU?

Did you ask oscar why he didn't recruit Jake?

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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2012, 10:38:16 PM »
"Are you rough ridin' serious?"
"WELL BARYY YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU DO BECUZ IF YOU DONT DO IT, THEN WHO WILL - YOU GOTTA HAVE HART AND DATERMANASHIN AND FLOURIDE IN YOUR SYSTEM TO BE A TRUE CHAMPION" - The Ed

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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2012, 10:39:20 PM »
"John, when I take off my shoe and throw it at you will you dive left or right?"

"Follow up John:  When you see brown paper bags on fire do you normally step on them to put them out?"

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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2012, 10:46:31 PM »
"John. The program is at a critical crossroads where we just lost one of the winningest coaches in the history of the program. Yet with a great core of players and a new practice facility the momentum of K-State basketball is at an all time high. This is the best opportunity to hire a quality coach that will make a splash, yet you hire a coach that was only being courted by mid-majors. if you were in a fire today I would leave you to die. Oh, I forgot I was supposed to ask a question. eff it."

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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2012, 10:47:07 PM »
John, are you mumped in the head?

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Re: questions that should've been asked at today's presser
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2012, 10:52:05 PM »
Question #1: "How dare you?"

Question #2: "Who do you think you are?"

Followed up by:

#3: "Do you consider your fanbase a bunch of slutty bitches?"

#4:  " Then you are you rough ridin' us in our ugly vaginas, even though we make it so easy?"