a ku fan at a football game? (lmao yea rite they don't exist)
I waited outside in 20 degree weather for seats the night before the 2006 KSU game in Lawrence. My friends all got drunk and forgot to bring a blanket and the liquid courage I had requested. Stayed out there all night while my dumb Southern ass sat on the concrete and my lower body was going all numb (except for my 24-inch bazonga and all
) and then heard some screaming coming from a house over by the Union around 6 am. Then every cop in the world came screaming in 5 minutes later, one cop comes up and asks us if we saw some d00d. I was too frostbitten to say anything
My hungover friends came up at 10 am, I ripped out their testicles steve dave style, went back to the dorm, showered, went out for lunch, flipped off the Cattracker bus prob about 15 minutes before they got to the bridge on Iowa (
), came back to Memorial, got second row seats from my testicle-less friends and watched Freems cough up a hairball. I kinda had to rush the field in self-defense and all that seeing as I was on the second row and a mass of humanity was about to converge on me. Saw Prince and pointed and laughed. Didn't jump in Potter b/c I didn't want a third leg mutating out of my torso.
Then I went back to my dorm and banged hemmy's mother
