Author Topic: First question to ask Tad Boyle when he is inevitably announced as our MBB Coach (Read 12276 times)

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #50 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:38:49 AM »

Tad, Stupid Fitz here from goEMAW.com, "Head or Gut?"

JKEYS · « **Reply #51 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:40:17 AM »

Oh man...these are amazing!

wabash909 · « **Reply #52 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:40:49 AM »

Coach, coach, your face, it's disgusting. What do you and your staff plan on doing to fix it?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #53 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:41:42 AM »

Coach, how would you like to go hiking in Arkansas?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #54 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:05:54 AM »

"Tad, what's your strategy for coaching a player like Rodney McGruder, who has accomplished more in basketball and life than you could ever dream?"

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #55 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:07:16 AM »

"Coach, which half of your fake sounding name do you expect to be used more often in puns as you take on this new challenge?"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #56 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:21:28 AM »

what's that coach? oh, kites. kites has the best burgers in town. def go there.

LickNeckey · « **Reply #57 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:21:45 AM »

"Tad Lick Neckey from goEMAW here how do you feel about playing your games at MHS east campus this year now that alumnus Steve Dave has burnt down the OOD along with a large contingent of non-tuck fans?"

following question Lick Neckey engages in self immolation

Kat Kid · « **Reply #58 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:32:51 AM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on March 30, 2012, 09:04:14 AM

"Coach Boyle, _FAN from goEMAW.com here. How did you not consider Doug Gottlieb for an assistants position here? He asked to be part of this staff publically.

Also, you're OR% has been pretty terrible, what are your plans to get it up near 40%?Thanks."

pfffft. nailed it!

Quote from: Kat Kid on March 29, 2012, 08:52:29 PM

"_FAN from goEMAW.com here. Coach, do you think you will ever hit 35% OR%?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #59 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:46:25 AM »

"Coach, LimestoneOutcropping, goEMAW beat writer. I find your face and head disgusting measured against any standards. How did this happen, and a follow up, could you be any more ugly?"

SwiftCat · « **Reply #60 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:55:02 AM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on March 30, 2012, 10:32:51 AM

Quote from: ksu_FAN on March 30, 2012, 09:04:14 AM
"Coach Boyle, _FAN from goEMAW.com here. How did you not consider Doug Gottlieb for an assistants position here? He asked to be part of this staff publically.

Also, you're OR% has been pretty terrible, what are your plans to get it up near 40%?Thanks."

pfffft. nailed it!
Quote from: Kat Kid on March 29, 2012, 08:52:29 PM
"_FAN from goEMAW.com here. Coach, do you think you will ever hit 35% OR%?

Yes, I laughed at this. Good job both of you.

pissclams · « **Reply #61 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:56:23 AM »

hi coach can you put on your doug gottlieb mask so i can pretend to be happy for a few minutes? thanks fuckface.

OldCarolina · « **Reply #62 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:58:11 AM »

"Coach, what drugs were you on that convinced you to take this job? Were you beaten, blackmailed, raped? What on earth on you doing in this dump? What's that coach....Sorry, folks. Seems like coach is currently blacked-out. Its going to suck for him when he awakens from his drunken slumber."

Lynchmobrules · « **Reply #63 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:44:20 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on March 30, 2012, 09:41:42 AM

Coach, how would you like to go hiking in Arkansas?

This was great.

kslim · « **Reply #64 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:10:01 PM »

Tads mcgrads, fanningksu here two part question: first off what are your plans in implementing the action of having one of our players throw the ball at or around the rim whilst another player puts it in the hoop emphatically with his hands? also how does your wife feel about balls on her chin?

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #65 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:08:50 PM »

"Hi 'Coach,' SkinnyBenny here. How exactly would you like to be parodied in song form? Should I focus more on your hideous name and just lampoon the crap out of you about that for four minutes? Or would you prefer I clown you based on your inability to finish better than sixth in a terrible basketball conference? tia."

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #66 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:22:18 PM »

"Coach, how long has your nicname been 'Stinkface'"?

EMAWzified · « **Reply #67 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:22:44 PM »

Todd or Tad or whatever, do you realize how enormous a big head of you would be? By my calculations, it would take to fans to lift and block out half of a section.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #68 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:04:24 PM »

"Coach, you're hiring has been described as a "Massive letdown and colossal failure" (long pause) I guess this is more of a statement than a question"

j rake · « **Reply #69 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:11:10 PM »

"tad, j rake here, independent freelancer. hey, just an observation, but you seem like a pretty boring guy. i was wondering, like, what you do for fun, for thrills, for excitement?"

"on a friday night, i might drink a glass of room temperature water."

"you watch movies?"

"of course - but silent ones."

"favorite band?"

"the band."

"any quirky habits you have?"

"not really."

turns_cats_trashy · « **Reply #70 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:55:01 PM »

"Tad, tct, Daily Oklahoman, do you prefer 'special needs' or 'chromosome deficient?"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #71 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:16:29 PM »

tad- who hates you more? kansas state fans or someone from your past that super duper hates your guts?

chunkles · « **Reply #72 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:19:04 PM »

"Mr. Tad sir, uuuhhhm chunkles from goEMAW dot com Nightline Intrepid Action News, Late Breaking, Investigative, Go cats Team hashtag eff off you. Yes, uh some folks in the media have quoted you as saying 'I like to cuddle,' is this quote accurate and if so, what do you have to say to the millions of other AMERICANS who prefer 'snuggling?' Is it possible to do both?"

chunkles · « **Reply #73 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:30:43 PM »

"MR. T, Mr. T!! if I may, a follow-up sir, chunklesfromgoEMAWdotcomNightlineIntrepidActionNewsLateBreakingInvestigativeGocatsTeamhashtagfuckoffyou, can I call you mr. T? Regardless, the LAMESTREAM media has reported recently that a cure for Threspidatus, aka profuse face and anal bleeding syndrome has been found and is in production!!!! YEAHH!!! YEAHH!!!!! YEAAAHHHH!!!!

Um, that's all I had actually, uh no questions, sir. Thank you for your time Mr. BoyI-WOULD-REALLY-LIKE-A-SNUGGLE-RIGHT-NOW. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT GODDAMN IT."

jtksu · « **Reply #74 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:36:56 PM »

TODD! TODD! JTKSU here. Just one last question for you: Why does God hate Kansas State? I mean, your presence here is clear evidence of that and I was just curious if you knew why God has forsaken us. Also, I would like to invite you to have sex, with yourself.