The receipt answer was complete bullshit. First some guy found it in the trash, then on the ground, no I mean the trash....
In no way do I believe a single rough ridin' word of that. I have no idea what happened irl, but finding a receipt on the floor and/or in the trash is the most ridiculous thing to say ever, and I can't believe our AD didn't have a better lie planned out before that exact second, which is clearly when he came up with it.
Loved the follow-up question from, I think, Deb, was it?
It was basically, "So.......if someone found it in the trash and sent it to you, can you describe what it looked like?" Then he paused, crap his pants a little more, and stammered through a bunch of other crap that started out as "hypothetical" but then apparently stopped being hypothetical???
Amateur hour. And I loved every second of it.