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Courtesy flush
« on: March 19, 2012, 12:45:00 PM »
I rough ridin' hate people that don't.  Especially when there's a row of ten stalls, only one in use, and you decide to crap your brains out in the stall right next to me.  Which brings me to my next point.  Who are these assholes that don't even have the common courtesy to leave a buffer stall.  Or perhaps two? rough ridin' mouth breathing dumb shits.


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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 12:51:18 PM »
I rough ridin' hate people that don't.  Especially when there's a row of ten stalls, only one in use, and you decide to crap your brains out in the stall right next to me.  Which brings me to my next point.  Who are these assholes that don't even have the common courtesy to leave a buffer stall.  Or perhaps two? rough ridin' mouth breathing dumb shits.


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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 01:01:09 PM »
I rough ridin' hate people that don't.  Especially when there's a row of ten stalls, only one in use, and you decide to crap your brains out in the stall right next to me.  Which brings me to my next point.  Who are these assholes that don't even have the common courtesy to leave a buffer stall.  Or perhaps two? rough ridin' mouth breathing dumb shits.


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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2012, 01:09:10 PM »
I rough ridin' hate people that don't.  Especially when there's a row of ten stalls, only one in use, and you decide to crap your brains out in the stall right next to me.  Which brings me to my next point.  Who are these assholes that don't even have the common courtesy to leave a buffer stall.  Or perhaps two? rough ridin' mouth breathing dumb shits.


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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 01:23:21 PM »
i don't poop in public.

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 01:31:10 PM »
no one likes dropping a deuce in public, but with 9 hour work days it becomes necessary sometimes.

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 01:35:26 PM »
I don't usually courtesy flush while sitting on the toilet because many toilets spray or splash water up when you flush and I don't want that crap all over me.

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2012, 01:45:58 PM »
What are you more upset about,the lack of a courtesy flush or lack of a buffer stall?  I would be way more pissed off about the buffer stall.  If there's at least one empty stall between me and another dude dropping ass I could care less whether or not a courtesy flush happens.

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2012, 01:58:53 PM »
I rarely poop in public, but when I have to, there is no way I can do it with someone else in the room.  Gross.  :barf:
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2012, 02:13:29 PM »
When you have a house with only two bathrooms that are shared with a wife and two kids - shitting at work isn't that bad.  Besides I have my schedule set fairly well so that I hit the bathrooms just after they've been cleaned.

I actually used to have a ASOCT policy. Always crap on company time.  Why would I waste 5 minutes of my personal life when I could get paid to do my necessaries.


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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 02:47:08 PM »
What are you more upset about,the lack of a courtesy flush or lack of a buffer stall?  I would be way more pissed off about the buffer stall.  If there's at least one empty stall between me and another dude dropping ass I could care less whether or not a courtesy flush happens.
I can usually tolerate one without the other.  If some dude runs in and isn't paying attention, I can dismiss the buffer because sometimes the doors stick shut and people assume they're not occupied.  Not giving courtesy flush no matter where you're sitting is just rude.


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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2012, 06:14:55 PM »
I've left some terrifying adderall shits in Calvin Hall.  Oh man, only two stalls per bathroom too.

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2012, 06:21:28 PM »
no one likes dropping a deuce in public, but with 9 hour work days it becomes necessary sometimes.

Ya this is why my poop schedule is so great. One poop in the morning and another in the evening. I never have to crap in public.

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Re: Courtesy flush
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Re: Courtesy flush
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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2012, 09:08:59 PM »
Don't want water splashing my taint

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2012, 09:42:40 PM »
I hate it when random coworker's schedule sync's up with mine.  I have to totally redo my schedule so I don't have company every time I drop a duce.   :dubious:

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2012, 10:18:02 PM »
I hate it when random coworker's schedule sync's up with mine.  I have to totally redo my schedule so I don't have company every time I drop a duce.   :dubious:

Does theirs have blood in it too?

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2012, 10:45:27 PM »
I hate it when random coworker's schedule sync's up with mine.  I have to totally redo my schedule so I don't have company every time I drop a duce.   :dubious:

Does theirs have blood in it too?

I have had 3 coworkers produce blood in there stool in the past 3 yrs.  All three had different causes for this.  I have never had blood in my fecal matter.  Just on the TP one time after a lunker came out sideways.   It scared me a bit. 

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2012, 10:50:23 PM »
i only poop at work. There is no way I am ever taking a non-billable crap again in my life.

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2012, 10:56:03 PM »
There is no need to do the courtesy flush at work.  The restrooms are one in one out.  I always use the fart fan and spray the air freshener after I am done.   :)

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2012, 09:18:24 AM »
Some of you remind me of this chap: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1
Man, I'm embarrassed by how every single time I read that I end up with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.


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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2012, 04:54:34 PM »
Some of you remind me of this chap: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1
Man, I'm embarrassed by how every single time I read that I end up with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

My word. I hadn't seen that thread in years.

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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2012, 05:10:18 PM »
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Re: Courtesy flush
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2012, 08:12:28 PM »
Fake, but still funny. I even thought it might be real until the end when he asked if he should call her again.