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michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« on: March 17, 2012, 09:57:21 PM »
"Sys and Michigancat showing their true colors as dipshits in this thread. Congrats guys. Dumbasses. 'Hey, we're the cool edgy guys. We'll PI ppl till they think we know more about basketball, but we really suck at life.'. Dumbasses." - fanningksu, March 17, 2012

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Sometimes in this sea of emotion and anonimity, greatness is missed, or worse, attacked. Today I made a mistake and attacked greatness.

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fanningksu is just a guy who loves his cats, sports journalism, and every now and then a little filly or two. He loves his Cats so much he instantly bought 2 pickets to Tittsburgh (ha!) the second he knew his beloved Cats were going to face of the Southern Miss Eagles in the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. He cheered the Cats on to victory, shared a few beverages with some newfound chums, and was just loving life.

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Everything changed early Saturday morning when disaster struck. Jamar Samuels was not going to play in their third round game against the Syracuse Orange. It's moments like this that it's time to put down your green bud light and start hitting the phones. And hit the phones fanningksu did. He hit the phones so hard and built the trust of the EMAW faithful in the Consol Energy Center that somehow, some way, he came up with the scoop of the year for the long Kansas State Men's basketball season. After putting his nose to the grindstone, he was ready to break the news to the legion of EMAW faithful with a heavy heart:

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Don't want to break this, but I'm hearing Jamar took money from the suits. :-( #Kstate

https://twitter.com/#!/FanningKSU/status/181067482256257024

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The news sent shockwaves across the EMAW nation, showering it's people with despair. Some, such as myself, were unimpressed with his info. "It could be anything", we thought. I made the mistake of specifically calling out fanning in an emotional tirade. For hours, the news was questioned until Austin Meek of the Topeka Capitol Journal confirmed the young fanning's hard-fought scoop. The EMAW nation was stunned. Wait a minute, I thought fanning had that scoop! Still, some dumbasses, such as sys and myself, continued to discredit young fanning.

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Then came the post. "Sys and Michigancat showing their true colors as dipshits in this thread. Congrats guys. Dumbasses. 'Hey, we're the cool edgy guys. We'll PI ppl till they think we know more about basketball, but we really suck at life.'. Dumbasses."  It was like I was hit in the face with a ton of bricks. What am I doing with my life? Do I try to hard to be cool? Am I a dumbass? And most importantly, why was I questioning fanning?

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fanningksu, I am sorry. I was wrong for doubting you, questioning you, and especially for not being nice to you. You are a treasure. Fellow goemawers, I implore you to follow Mr. Fannning for scoops, KSU Wildcats love, and maybe a laugh or two along the way. I hope he can one day find a place in his heart for forgiveness.


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michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2012, 10:09:32 PM »
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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2012, 10:10:58 PM »
Been a tough day for all of us.

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2012, 10:12:31 PM »
very well said. 

say, why doesn't goEMAW have an official news reporter?. anyone know?

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2012, 10:13:22 PM »
Did read, wow.
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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2012, 10:15:11 PM »
Well, there's some resume material.
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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2012, 10:21:14 PM »
Gonna go ahead and file that under unexpected.

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 10:25:16 PM »
very well said. 

say, why doesn't goEMAW have an official news reporter?. anyone know?

Are you suggesting goEMAW hire Fanning a la ksufans and dobbie?

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2012, 10:26:20 PM »
very well said. 

say, why doesn't goEMAW have an official news reporter?. anyone know?

If we could get Remaxcat to spring for the big ads over here, we'd hire one.

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 10:50:43 PM »
If it was me, I wouldn't hire anyone.  I'd appoint.  And there would be no pay. 

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2012, 11:33:01 PM »
meltdown.

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2012, 11:44:49 PM »
I'm impressed. Took a lot of balls to apologize like that, michigancat.

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2012, 11:54:50 PM »
That was like the end of one of those teenage mean girls movies  :love:
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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 04:15:11 AM »
I feel for fanning...  poor guy.. for the most part you guys are a bunch of assholes. It is kind of stupid how crap goes on here. Whoever has the most posts or is the most popular is who's opinion is accepted.

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2012, 08:34:17 AM »
Thoughts on which suit I should wear to Sunday morning hoops?  Leaning towards my gray.

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2012, 08:59:37 AM »
"Suits"






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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2012, 09:22:39 AM »
 :gocho:
I feel for fanning...  poor guy.. for the most part you guys are a bunch of assholes. It is kind of stupid how crap goes on here. Whoever has the most posts or is the most popular is who's opinion is accepted.

Oh eff off

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2012, 09:31:22 AM »
I feel for fanning...  poor guy.. for the most part you guys are a bunch of assholes. It is kind of stupid how crap goes on here. Whoever has the most posts or is the most popular is who's opinion is accepted.

I'm just going to forget the 3 other threads I've seen today where you're PI'ing some poor fella

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2012, 10:02:26 AM »
Oh man.  :thumbs:

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2012, 12:49:59 PM »
Fanning's good people, had a great time Saturday with him. Just sucked that the day didn't end better.

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2012, 06:09:51 PM »
if i was going to apologize for how i treat people on goEMAW.com, i sure as hell wouldn't start with fanning.
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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2012, 06:19:02 PM »
Fanning's good people, had a great time Saturday with him. Just sucked that the day didn't end better.
Ditto bud

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2012, 06:31:18 PM »
Also, I really really enjoyed this michigancat. You are a saint and a scholar.

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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2012, 11:19:00 PM »
I feel for fanning...  poor guy.. for the most part you guys are a bunch of assholes. It is kind of stupid how crap goes on here. Whoever has the most posts or is the most popular is who's opinion is accepted.

I'm just going to forget the 3 other threads I've seen today where you're PI'ing some poor fella

I won't.  Here is the post directly before the cocksucker made possibly the most sanctimonious post in the history of this site

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Frank is a pathetic excuse for a basketball coach.   LOL at anyone blaming this crap show on currie.  LOFLz
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Re: michigancat's open apology to fanningksu
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2012, 11:52:39 PM »
OMG, what a humongous dork, and hypocrite.  I hope that post was meant to be a joke _58.  Fanning brings it all on himself and he owns it.  No one doesn't like fanning, I mean outside of a few cuckolded husbands here and there.
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